(NOAH) Press Conference: King Tany & "Kendo of LIDET Sports"
Pro Wrestling DX
TANY: Good evening! For the first time in a long time, at Cultz Kawasaki, Funky Express will be in full force, and so we would like to dye it in our own style. Thank you. Oh yes, finally the report! There is no place for me at home, so there is no Queen...but the main subject now is the N-1 slot. Is it vacant? King Tany declares entry into that one slot! With this King Tany will catch the N-1, the GHC and Queen, so thank you!
Q: In the first instance you missed the N-1 selection, where you frustrated?
TANY: Well, that's right. I thought it was a pity that the King wasn't selected, but now that there is an opening I don't see why as King I can't run for it.
Q: What is the detailed background of the disappearance of the Queen?
TANY: From the outset there was no Queen because she wasn't there and hasn't been from the beginning.
Kendo Kashin raises his hand
KASHIN: This is Kendo of LIDET Sports. Now Great Muta is absent. Is there Corona in the demon realm? Also, which one of you is the King and which one is Tany? Also when you talk, please take off your glasses (note, this is like Susumu and Tadasuke earlier)
TANY: "Which one of you is the King, and which one of you is Tany?" What do you mean?
KASHIN: Is there Corona in the demon realm? Are there PCR tests in the demon realm?
TANY: I don't know!
KASHIN: Please take your glasses off when you talk!
TANI: Why should I take them off?
After this the endless argument of "Which one is the King, and which one is Tany?" and "I don't know" continues.
KASHIN:...So Director Takeda*! I will also enter the N-1. Is that okay?
TANY: No, I will enter!
KASHIN: No, me. Myself or the dull Tany King...
TANY: No, King Tany!
DIRECTOR TAKEDA: Why don't you fight directly, and settle it in a match?
KASHIN: But there isn't there a match on the day?
TANY: Yes
KASHIN: Do you really have a Queen?
TANY: There is no Queen!
KASHIN: What should we do?
TANY: Well, what should we do?
KASHIN: What did you eat yesterday?
TANY: Yesterday? A fried chicken set meal
KASHIN: Where did you eat it?
TANY: It doesn't matter!
KASHIN: That's all the questions for now
Kashin and Tany leave the room, but when they meet again in the venue they start fighting.
KASHIN: Stupid answers...this is why a Queen loves me! How long do I have to do this task, don't you think I hate it?
TANY: Then don't do it!
KASHIN: I will go to the N-1
TANY: No, I will!
KASHIN (To Director Takeda): Good! A decisive match. Alright, let's shake hands.
*Another fight breaks out, with Kashin using what looks like a GHC championship belt, which he has probably stolen from someone as we all know he is a kleptomaniac*
*Director of CyberFight and Noah
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