(CyberFight Festival) Noah vs DDT transcript
8th June 2022
Korakuen Hall, Tokyo
The Sugiura Army (Takashi Sugiura, Rene Dupree & El Hijo De Dr Wagner Jnr) vs Kongoh (Kenoh, Katsuhiko Nakajima & Manabu Soya)
Jun Akiyama made a flying visit home to Noah to be on commentary during the match. Kenoh was seen scanning the crowd for Daisuke Sasaki, but he did not appear, and did not jump Kenoh backstage either. Katsuhiko Nakajima was suitably sinister throughout the match, which was not notable for what happened in it, but more what happened after it.
Nakajima: Hey, Akiyama, what's the matter? What did you come here for? Do you want to come up to the ring?
Akiyama, holding the stun gun (and wearing a t-shirt which reads "Keep calm and sexy wrestling") removed the commentators headphones and got in the ring. Unbeknownst to Kongoh, old Uncle Jun had not come alone, he had bought back up from DDT and Tetsuya Endo, Kazusada Higuchi, Yuya Takashika and Toui Kojima, who quietly got into the ring behind the Noah wrestlers.
Endo: Hey, Pro Wrestling Noah! It's KO-D Openweight Champion Tetsuya Endo himself, I am here for public relations. In the absence of Naomichi Marufuji, isn't Katsuhiko Nakajima a delicious opponent? No matter who comes, on June 12th we will prove that we, DDT, are superior to Pro Wrestling Noah. In other words, what I want to say is...we came to pick a fight.
Higuchi: Well actually, I came here today to say hello...
Kenoh (interrupting): Let me just say one thing. Here is not the place to act like a local councilor, right? Don't come to Noah's ring with that tone. My opponent? Oh. What's his name?
Jun Akiyama turns on the stun gun warningly, a crackling sound filling the quiet arena. The warning is lost on Kenoh, who continues "my opponent had long black hair. Let's see...black hair (Endo), black hair (Higuchi), black hair (Takashika & Kojima)...you don't have any hair! (Akiyama). Hey! Long black hair! Why didn't you come here? This is why DDT act at pro wrestling. On June 12th, at the CyberFight Festival, I will take everything from you, stun guns, whatever, and I'll beat you. Tell that to the guy with long black hair."
Kenoh leaves the ring.
Akiyama: Katsuhiko, I'll go all out on the 12th.
Nakajima (laughing): I'm laughing. Bothering to greet in fight? Who are you anyway? The Suckerfish champion, The Gerontocracy, The washed up Sumo wrestler and the two behind you. I don't know who they are. Was the Akiyama I knew so small, that he would wither before a fight? Go home, fast. Noah's hot and tough fight is continuing after this, so go home quickly.
Akiyama and DDT leave the ring, Nakajima calls after Akiyama: Hey, Jun Akiyama, how did it feel when climbing into Noah's ring for the first time in a long time? Was it exciting? It's different from when you where here. I'll give you a taste at CyberFight Festival on June 12th.
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