(NOAH) POST MATCH INTERVIEWS: SUNNY VOYAGE 2024 (Shimizu Marine Building, Shizuoka - Saturday April 6th)

DAGA

"It's an easy win. There's no one in Japan who can take this belt away from me, so I'm going to take the belt to America or Mexico, because clearly here, I am the greatest champion of all time."

TEAM NOAH

KOTOGE: Hey, thank you. Thank you!

SHIOZAKI: Okay, okay, okay

KOTOGE: We TEAM NOAH, we're still on a precipice

SHIOZAKI: On the edge of a cliff? 

KOTOGE: We lost to the regular army in Yokohama in an elimination match

SHIOZAKI: We are on the precipice. We've been on the precipice ever from the beginning, but we will climb up. That's TEAM NOAH. 

KOTOGE: Let's get down to work. We have a lot of matches against GLG in this series*. We'll show everyone TEAM NOAH'S potential, beat GLG as well, and take revenge on the regular army once again.

SHIOZAKI: Tomorrow in Osaka. Jake Lee. I was defeated in the title match, but the payback will definitely be in Osaka tomorrow. Check it out.

Notes

"In this series" - probably better translated as "on this tour", but as he did use "in this series", I decided to keep it in as it is old fashioned.  

EL HIJO DEL DR WAGNER JNR & ULKA SASAKI

WAGNER JNR: We, the best team won today

ULKA: It was the first time tagging, but it was really exciting. Thank you Wagner.

WAGNER JNR: (Pointing to Ulka) Viva Japon! (Pointing to himself): Viva Mexico!

NINJA MACK

NINJA: We were able to win with the best team of Marufuji, Alejandro and Ninja Mack. Our opponents were Los....

*AlphaWolf and DragonBane burst in and attack him*

ALPHAWOLF: Bastard!

DRAGONBANE: Get ready for tomorrow in Osaka, I'm definitely gonna beat you!* 

*AlphaWolf puts him in a chokehold, while DragonBane beats down on him. The two of them stamp on Ninja and then leave*

DRAGONBANE: See you tomorrow!

Notes

*DragonBane: Match was changed as DragonBane had a fractured bone in his nose.

KAITO KIYOMIYA & RYOHEI OIWA

KIYOMIYA: Okay, OK!

OIWA: Okay, tomorrow, tomorrow. Tomorrow, Kaito-san and I will engrave our names into Noah's history, and for that purpose, we will wear the GHC tag belts, and definitely win next time. 

KIYOMIYA: OK. Tomorrow has finally come, and although I won the last pre match, and although it may have been called off once due to injury...

*KENOH bursts in*

KENOH (innocently): Kaito-san! Kaito-san! The tag team championship is finally tomorrow, Kaito-san, please win the belt. I'm rooting for you! Kaito-san is a really amazing person. Come to think of it, you won the GHC Tag Championship when you were 21 years and 9 months old, and you hold the record for being the youngest GHC Heavyweight Tag Champion in Noah, right? Kaito-san...

*KIYOMIYA who has been listening to all this and getting increasingly irritated), grabs his shirt*

KENOH: Hey, what is it? What, what, what? Well that's just fine. Stop it! What are you so angry about? HEY!

KIYOMIYA: You are such a pain in the ass! A nuisance!

KENOH: Do shut up! Hey, tomorrow, do you want to go up on the ferris wheel for good luck?

KIYOMIYA: There is no way I'm going to go on it with you! 

KENOH: Hey, Kaito-san, of course on the 11th April you will be coming to the match as tag champion, right?

KIYOMIYA: Of course!

KENOH: I'll be rooting for you with all my might tomorrow, Kaito-san! 

*They start shoving each other*

KIYOMIYA: Are you kidding me? Get outta here!

KENOH: What? Stop fucking around.

KIYOMIYA: Beat it! You're a pain in the ass!

KENOH: Shut up! Look, what I am trying to say is, please do your very best tomorrow!

(Kenoh slaps Kiyomiya's face while saying this. Sometimes this is done for luck, but Kenoh is being passive-aggressive, and Kiyomiya knows this)

KIYOMIYA (After trying to kick Kenoh as he leaves): Seriously gross. He's always making demands, but he only ever thinks about himself. The world doesn't revolve around him! Shit! He's such a pain in the ass! I don't even want to look at him! Next in Osaka, Ryohei and I will definitely win the belts.

GOOD LOOKING GUYS (JACK MORRIS & ANTHONY GREEN)

MORRIS: It's okay. Today doesn't matter

GREEN: Yeah, they didn't beat us.

MORRIS: That's right, they didn't. What matters, is tomorrow in Osaka. Kiyomiya, Oiwa, you can finally challenge for these belts. You are probably wanting to get revenge for what happened last time, but the result is going to be the same: AG and I will remain the GHC Heavyweight Tag Team Champions from beginning until end. 

Translated from Noah.co.jp

Picture credit: Noah.co.jp