(NOAH) The best of RATELS 2

YO-HEY burst in on a HAYATA interview, and then decided when it was over. 
In January 2017, HAYATA had a match with Taiji Ishimori and after it actually felt like talking....

Q: You took the victory over Ishimori?
HAYATA: Yeah, I think I got a real sense of momentum...

YO-HEY appears (watch the look on HAYATA'S face...)


YO-HEY: Hahaha! It seems I won! Watching it, I feel awesome! Did you see it? Did everyone see it? Today it seems that my wife HAYATA, won against Taiji Ishimori! How was your match? Did it feel good?
HAYATA: Well...
YO-HEY: Yeah! Before this, we overcame Taiji Ishimori and Hi69, aiming for the belts, and now HAYATA has taken down Ishimori in a single. You understand we are now equal? Yes! We will aim for the GHC Junior belt...okay...where you talking about something?
HAYATA: OK...


(HAYATA leaves)
YO-HEY: It looks like that's all.

YO-HEY hijacks HAYATA'S Global Junior League interview
The interviewer was meant to be with HAYATA only, but of course YO-HEY decided to turn up. The interviewer said that this was meant to be with HAYATA, but YO-HEY said that he and "the wife" were of the same mind. It managed to stay sane until the end when YO-HEY decided he wanted to face Yoshiki Inamura in the finals, and wouldn't believe it when the poor interviewer (by now probably gone mad) explained that he wasn't in the tournament. YO-HEY, however, kept up his delusion that he was.
HAYATA'S contribution to his interview was "..."
The interviewer finished with, "since the interview with HAYATA didn't work..."

Daisuke Harada likens RATELS to being "a lunch break with four junior High School Students"
For an a piece in "Weekly Pro" titled "We Are Ratels", Daisuke Harada said to the journalist that being in RATELS was like being "on a lunch break with four junior High School Students"

Topics discussed where:

  • POKEMON (HAYATA considers it work)
  • YO-HEY says he pays people to cheer for him
  • HAYATA says he wants to be a professional skater (he lost one of his skateboards), and YO-HEY says he wants to be a pro fisherman 
  • Tadasuke says he don't get no respect around here
  • HAYATA didn't care what the group called itself 
  • It's not just a nickname, Tadasuke IS called "Okasan"

Drunk Tadasuke 



HAYATA falls over his trophy


Daisuke Harada's tantrums (all caused by Tadasuke)


1. When Tadasuke lost a match at Global Junior League


2. When Tadasuke lost another match at Global Junior League


3. When Tadasuke sneak eliminated him during a Battle Royale (and Tadasuke had to be saved by Kaito Kiyomiya)


4. When Tadasuke again sneak eliminated him during a Battle Royale (and Tadasuke had to be saved by the referee)

Daisuke Harada says that Tadasuke likes to vanity search
During Global Tag League, Daisuke Harada told everyone that Tadasuke ONLY goes on social media to vanity search.

YO-HEY thinks HAYATA is Tadasuke


YO-HEY: Well, first of all, its hard to say such a thing on losing a match, but it is a 200th anniversary box office* to commemorate the senior Marufuji. Today, a message came from Okasan, "I forgot to make a Bento box". It was a terribly sad and blue mood that I came to this special match today, it is the same for the audience, and I feel sorry for Naomichi Marufuji. HAYATA said the same. From now on, my father will make my Bento box. In the same way, it is Naomichi Marufuji's 20th anniversary box office. Okasan, care to make a comment?

HAYATA gets up to leave

YO-HEY: Okasan? You are not Tadasuke?

HAYATA ignores YO-HEY to watch the new trainees announce their debut

YO-HEY WANTS TO EAT PUMPKIN


YO-HEY: Finally! Finally! We got our ticket to the finals! But! Frankly 10%, 20%....no, I'm glad about 747%. However, YO-HEY will be in tune for the final match at Korakuen Hall. We will knock the Backbreaking people down with twisting bodies. We will raise the atmosphere, and get a ticket for our second consecutive title! We are satisfied with such a team for the final! This team will go into the final and defeat the opponents! HAYATA & YO-HEY will win two consecutive times...our....I want to eat pumpkin.


(HAYATA decides he is leaving. YO-HEY won't let him)

YO-HEY: I want to eat pumpkin...one word...bride...I was impressed by the two moonsaults...
HAYATA (walking off as YO-HEY clings to him): Same!
YO-HEY: Same!


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