(NOAH) The Dark Agents, led by Saito, forms the "Alliance of Anti-Wrestlers"

17th November 2019
Tokyo Sports Web

There is a big revolution.
At Noah's 16th November Korakuen Hall event in Tokyo, the Dark King, Akitoshi Saito (age undisclosed due to the underground society), led dark agent (only Masao Inoue), in declaring a formation of an "Anti-Wrestler Alliance".

Saito, who beat Mohammed Yone and Quiet Storm in the second match, sounded the alarm and alerted the press.
"I have something to tell you today. At present, the only units standing in Noah are the Sugiura Army and Kongoh, however, the current situation has not organized any formation. What Noah needs now the most is a hot stimulus!".
The agitation speech such as the “Declaration of the World Revolution War” (1972), which marked the beginning of Zunou Keisatsu's legendary 1st album, continued endlessly.

"Even when I look back on my own history, I have a track record of getting into a certain major promotion with a small number of people. What is lacking in this era is a rebellious spirit. Here, we are declaring the establishment of an Anti-Wrestlers Alliance!"
It is said that the unit is going to reproduce the legendary one led by Shiro Koshinaka (61), who intensified New Japan in 1990, and then became a major force as Heisei Ishingun​.
The Dark King's tone became intense, "2020 is the year of the Tokyo Olympics, and now is the time to reform. I'm going to do an Anti-Wrestlers Alliance! I will break it all! Hey, Masao!"
The Dark King's enthusiasm reached a peak as he chopped his partners chest.
The sad middle aged 49 year old Inoue is a freelancer, and the only risk therefore is borne by the contracted wrestler, Saito.

In the first place, Noah's wrestlers have organised Christmas performances in the past, and the company is peaceful and cooperative, and there is no reason to resist this.
Excitedly, Saito called to a reporters who were entering, "Close the door" echoing the angry voice of Kuniaki Kobayashi (63) who was a major part of the former Anti-Wrestlers Alliance.
In addition he shouted, "People who are dissatisfied with the current situation, a person who has anger in his heart and nowhere to go, all of you will be accepted by the Anti-Wrestlers Association. Those who are willing, gather under this flag!"
However, the unit flag which was a symbol of both the Anti-Wrestler Alliance and the Heisei Ishingun is still not completed.
"Hahaha...There is no need to be impatient. if someone with the same ambition appears, then the flag will be born naturally", the Dark King said in a forcible conclusion that was not understood.

Furthermore, reconfirming the fact that Masao Inoue had won the 2nd Destroyer Cup Battle Royale at the Destroyer Memorial Tour on the 15th November, Saito says "Masao's achievement is our starting gun. It is impossible to hold us down any longer." He encouraged his partner by telling him to wear the mask of the Destroyer, which was yesterdays prize.
However, Inoue's head was too big to put it on, and it had the appearance in the end of underwear halfway on his head...from outside the ring there were calls such as, "Ask your wife to re-sew the girdle and make the mask" and "Have a skinhead and get a devil king tattoo on it"
Inoue only screamed "ouch" when taking the mask off his head.
Surveying the scene, the Dark King laughed, "Hahaha...recently he has earned small change here and there, and my information network shows that the Piggy Bank has grown to 500 yen. It would be nice to have a unit flag made with Masao's pocket money...", before he disappeared into the deep darkness of Suidobashi.

To the newborn Noah who is continuing to pursue a new scenery, a fairly troublesome unit has been born.

Link to original article from Yahoo.co.jp
Picture credit: Yahoo.co.jp

(Note: Naomichi Marufuji has begun teasing Saito, asking him if his new group means that they are going to freely help themselves to the water and first aid kits that the company pays for to be put backstage?)

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