(NOAH) "Donmai! Donmai!" Mitsuharu Misawa's diary

Introduction

2005

Nice to meet you, my name is Misawa, and the title of my diary is "Donmai*". I am fine, but there may be people who read this diary who are in low spirits, and there may be people who are depressed. That is why when it can't be helped to be down, I can say "Donmai" to my myself or my friends who are depressed or worried. This title was given because I don't want to forget that positive attitude. The diary may drift away from the title, but that is also "Donmai". 

So, first of all, the October tour was long! If you think communing to the venues continued after opening at Korakuen Hall on the 8th, it was finally time to start the tour after the Differ Ariake event on the 15th! Some people may think that it is easy to go to various places when you go on tour, but this is harder than you think. Hotel check out at 10am, arrive at the venue after noon following a bus journey, practice and then match, return to the hotel after 11pm where the younger wrestlers do laundry and other errands, then it is necessary to switch to start thinking about meals from around 11pm, when there is a match the next day, I will return to the hotel as soon as possible = the next day we will leave at 10 o'clock again...
Isn't it better to limit events to the major cities? Although it is a fact that I sometimes hear that opinion, not all fans can come out from far and I am glad the elderly and children are looking forward to it, so I don't think the policy of wanting to go to those towns as much as possible will change.

So, two weeks after leaving and without returning first to Tokyo, it was the Osaka event on the 28th. By the time this diary comes out, I think everyone will know about the match, so I will omit it. When the Osaka event had finished, in the evening of the next day we returned to Tokyo. I had two days off, one of those was busy. The topic of that day is Roppongi Hills! 

APRIL 11TH 2005
I know some people have never been there, but why is it so complicated? I was going to walk towards the goal as indicated by the arrow, but suddenly I came upon a wall and when I thought "Is this the end?", there was a narrow passage to the side...I think the first time user is going to be pretty confused, and I wonder what this is about...
So, why did I go to Roppongi Hills? It is the recording of J-WAVES "CHALLENGE SPORTS" which will be broadcast from the 2nd to the 4th and to appear in a "YAHOO" live talk. "CHALLENGE SPORTS" starts every Monday to Friday at 5am. To be honest it's a tough time to listen to it, but it's a program that says "Let's start the day getting energized from sports!". This time, I talked about the highlights of The Budokan. The problem was when I was told "Please request a song", and I didn't know any recent songs at all...I thought "It's okay", but the words didn't come out. The words I did squeeze out where that "I don't know the title of the song, but Takashi Fujii's new song came out 2-3 days ago". What does that request mean? But surprisingly (I'm sorry!), I think it's a good song, so I made a request for it. So, after finishing the one hour radio recording in Roppongi Hills, I moved to YAHOO! Also in Roppongi. When I heard the explanation, I thought "A thirty minutes chat?" but it went in the blink of an eye, and because it was a live broadcast I was asked questions. I finished, and left Roppongi Hills. 
It was already 22:30. 
The day usually ends here, but it was going on. In a complete example, the next day in Kyoto, I was on location for "The Tetsuwan DASH!" and I had to get on the Shinkansen at 6:30. I had a meeting with the staff at the hotel at Tokyo Station with dinner, and by the time I was lying down it was already morning. When Fukuda* made the morning call at 5:30 (rather than 5am) to wake me up*, I think I did well. So, the second day started like that. 
Enjoy watching "The Tetsuwan DASH!" (We will let you know when the broadcast date is announced). 
I came back to Tokyo at 21:30. It was a really long day. 

On Saturday, it was finally the match with Genichiro Tenryu*. I am happy everyone said it was the "First confrontation with the star wrestler", and I wanted it to be as natural as possible.
      
Ah, lastly a a few words to Kobashi, "Did you go to Roppongi Hills?"  

Notes
*Donmai means something along the lines of "No Problem", "Don't worry about it" etc) 
*Morning call: Staff (usually referees) and trainee wrestlers are responsible for ensuring that their seniors are where they are meant to be when staying at hotels, and will also deal with check in and check out times, luggage etc. Kazuyuki Fujita found touring a lot easier for this reason once he joined Noah.
*Referee Akihiro Fukuda, who had left All Japan in 2000 with Mitsuharu Misawa in the walkout. He retired from refereeing in April 2022, but remained with Noah as road crew. 
*Out of 152 matches that they have had, this was the only singles between Genichiro Tenryu and Mitsuharu Misawa. Their other singles match was in 1987 when Tenryu defeated Tiger Mask II. 

NOVEMBER 18TH 2005

*This entry concerns the start of Misawa's neck injury*

This is Misawa. Well, it's got me this time. What's wrong...it's my neck. When and what happened was when I was dropped on my head on November 5th at the Budokan, I think it's "Compressed".

Misawa says he did something to his neck (it doesn't translate) and it was hard to walk to the shower after the match was over and he had a hard time washing his hair.

I don't think it's easy to fall on your head in a normal life, but I am a pro wrestler each day. Before you debut you are told "passive first", because you need to protect your body. But, this time too, I found it was difficult to swallow water for a few days after The Budokan was over. The pain came from being chopped in the throat at the beginning of the match. I couldn't say anything about it at the time. For example to fans, a cut and bleeding injury may hurt, but injuries of this kind (bruises) are hard to convey because you don't see them, it's more of a "quiet" pain, which is why during this time off I only went to the company once. Rather more accurately it is because "I couldn't go". This time healing my body during this short time off was the highest priority, which is why I told the company not to give me any work and let me take a good rest. That Sunday will be posted at midnight tomorrow (18th November) no matter what, the day of the match at Korakuen. So even if I look a little sick, please don't worry because that's what I am(?). 

Starting tomorrow is the last tour of the year, but really, this year has gone quickly. This will be the fifth year of the annual Christmas Eve Differ Ariake event. The wrestlers are always doing their best, so this is why sometimes we can relax and both wrestlers and fans enjoy themselves. It is an event I thought it would be nice to have like that, as in the first year I had a match at Ariake the day before, which started with Kobashi's bump, and I think all the wrestlers where having a hard time moving. In the second year, A BOY Kotaro debuted, and when I think of Christmas, I remember Saito for the first time. At the same time I was surprised, everyone burned with a strange fighting spirit and it was fun. Actually, I try to remember as much as I can, but I'm not very good at remembering. I need to remember it to reflect on it and connect it to the next time, but if I have time to remember, don't you think it's more important to think about the future? Although, I am a little distracted...I think time goes by quickly when I see the kittens at home. I have two kittens now, their names are Chikuwa and Ganmo. In mid September they became ill just in front of my house, and have been a member of the family from the start. At first the kittens were really small, but gradually grew lively when giving a goodbye to the bulldog (Hanpen). When I look at him I sometimes think, "Oh, time has passed". 
Speaking of Gamo, why is Masao Inoue "Gamo"* He has been called that since he was a student, but I wonder if it was a "duck" or else "Ganmodoki"*

When I answered the question from Kobashi, I was talking to him about inspecting the car in front of me. I liked the car in front of me and thought "I want to test drive it", but since the same model came out one class higher, I changed it without going through the inspection. Of course, I liked the car I used to have, but the height of the car is so high that it's easy to get on and off, so I like buying the same model continuously.
All of our wrestlers choose their favorite car, and it fits well with their individual image. I think that the young wrestlers have a unique way of choosing. I was thrilled when choosing a car for the first time. I wonder if the young wrestlers are the same now. I want a four wheeled buggy instead of a car, but I wonder if anyone knows that. You don't have to wear a helmet because it's not a motorcycle, and you only need to drive it with a car license. I want it, but there is no place to ride it. By the way, Kobashi, did you go to Roppongi Hills and where impressed only by the parking lot? Is there anything else? For me too it was my first time and I just went for work, so I can't say anything great. But as I hate crowds, this is ok. So, I asked Kobashi "Have you ever been crazy about anything other than training?"
Please tell me. 
Suke-san, pay attention to Kobashi's answer!

I was talking about a serious injury this time, but the story of the interesting tour will be in two weeks time.      

Notes
*Ganmodoki is a dish of crushed tofu, mixed with carrots, lotus root, burdock, etc. and fried in oil.

DECEMBER 2ND 2005
Good morning, this is Misawa. 
Well, this is crazy...I feel like I am starting like I did last time, but this time what is wrong is that I am bleeding after the opening at Korakuen Hall. I think some fans have seen the pictures in pro wrestling magazines, but let me explain the situation. During the match, I went to throw an elbow at the corner where Doug Williams was heading to, but my neck hurt and I couldn't turn properly, so the right side of my face hit Doug's forehead. I wrote about my neck last time, but to be honest, this is the most painful state in my pro wrestling life. I usually hate hospitals, and it is hard to go even when the people around me tell me to go, but this time I went to the hospital myself. So, returning to the story, at the moment of collision, I thought that his teeth where in my forehead* and heard him groan, but I don't know if I was aware of it at that moment. But, when I went to run the ropes, the blood came dripping out, and I wondered if this was the first time? I was cut above my right eye, I think it must have been a considerable amount as I couldn't see the audience at the venue. (In my last diary entry I had written that it was more painful to have a bruise that you can't see from the outside than an injury). How big was the cut? I was worried about it, as it was hard to see with one eye during the match. KENTA or Asako* bought cotton wool to ringside, and I felt like my sight was back as soon as I wiped my eyes. Ogawa was happy to wrestle the match, but I was really worried that Ricky*, although he was an opponent, looked worried. So after the match, I was given first aid in the medical office and then went straight to the hospital. I tried to point out "I get by on my looks, so I am in trouble if there is a scar". Fortunately, the wound was sewn with a thin thread. It seems that even if I got ten stitches, there will be
almost no scar. Even so, the scars on my face have increased since I started fighting in Noah. When I cut my chin in the first GHC Tournament final, I noticed something hanging off...like I wrote earlier, if you are injured with a lot of bloodshed, the customers will tell you just by the atmosphere. By the way, there were five matches in a row on this tour and I didn't think I could afford to have the stitches out, so when we arrived at the Akita venue unexpectedly early, I was treated at a nearby hospital. The photo is after they came out. Can you see a scar between my eye and eyebrows? 

I think the burden on the wrestlers was heavy this time, including the round trip to Sapporo*, and so from the aspect of their concentration, we will continue to improve the travel schedule in the future. However, I thought that it was necessary to feel better and on the day of Hirosaki, I went out for a drink the next day after the match. On the ferry the following day, I slept from the start to the finish. When I woke up to buy a cola, Kotaro was asleep and snoring, so I guess he was tired. Personally, the tour was tough for me, but I had one happy encounter. When I went out for a meal in Niigata with someone who had always supported me, Hayabusa had arrived first and was waiting. The person who had invited me, kept it secret that Hayabusa was coming. It's been a long time since I met him, and he can't wrestle now, but when I heard he was working hard doing concerts, I thought again "I have to do my best." There are two matches left this year, and I will work my hardest until the end, so thank you. 

By the way, Kobashi, his favorite Shochu is "Downtown Napoleon". I wonder if this was the answer I was expecting...what is more elaborate than training is "Fashion?" It's what??? (laughs) The last question to Kobashi is, "How much money do you have?"... is next in two weeks time!     

Notes
*Misawa was born in Yubari, Hokkaido. He was always billed as being from Saitama or Tokyo where he grew up as the family left the north a few months after he was born. Misawa always seemed to retain an affinity with Hokkaido though as we see later in the diary. 

Notes
*Does not translate
*Satoru Asako: Retired wrestler who became a trainer and worked for Noah. Misawa paid for his training.
*Ricky: Ricky Marvin

DECEMBER 16TH 2005
Whistle (in the style of Chōsuke Ikariya*). It's a busy time at night, how do you spend it? This is Misawa with a slight cold as it's suddenly getting colder. Some wrestlers may think they're strong and don't catch colds, but they often do. It's basically communal living, so if one person catches a cold, everyone wears a mask to prevent them from becoming sick. Actually, when I was a kid, I didn't have much time off. I had a cold and a stye formed on my eyelid. I wonder if it was different from when I was Junior High as I didn't feel like I was absorbed in club activities. I always have nasal symptoms, and my bronchial tubes are weak which causes an immediate cough*. I don't get a temperature because my normal temperature is high at about 36.8-3.71 degrees, so it is hard to get a fever, but when I was on an overseas expedition a few years ago, I got a fever just before that and felt dizzy. As I had the flu when there was a mass vaccination at the company, the doctor at the hospital came out on a business trip with an IV drip, which caused trouble with the doctors. By the way, on tour most of the colds come from Kotaro. I think it's easy to catch a cold, and it's almost like I get the cold that he brings with him backstage. The cold wasn't enough to get an IV drip, so I was able to safely work while off. 

Firstly, there was a special program recorded for NTV for New Year, which specified wearing suits. Normally, when talent appears on TV, I think the TV station will usually prepare costumes, but as there is no such thing as our sizes, most of them are our own. This time, Kobashi wore his own suit too. When I saw Kobashi in a shirt, I had the idea of short sleeves. Even though this is the end of year, when is he with the season? Besides, I was sweating just by changing clothes. Well, if I put on a jacket you can't see the short-sleeved shirt. I think I took measures considering the heat in the studio. So, in the waiting room I was asked "Boss*, where do you buy your clothes?". I recalled Kobashi's fashion check. As expected, this is the man who answered, "My hobby other than practice is "fashion". It's not just Kobashi, but all wrestlers have a hard time choosing clothes. This is because the muscles around the wrestlers neck and back are well developed, and big clothes don't really fit around my stomach at all. If I chose a large size, my girth is too big and it is often a mess with crumples. So, it is surprisingly difficult. So, following this, I took a day off for Nippon Broadcasting live. I am sure that some of you listened in, as the personality was Masuda from "Masudaokada"*, and the plan was to give a romance consultation to High School Students. The personality today was Masuda, but recently Shiozaki* has been imitating Okada. He seems to think that they look similar...certainly, he is able to impersonate his features, but I am dazed.

Finally, Kobashi. I asked "Would you like to go abroad?". "I can't go". So, what does Kobashi do during the Year End and New Year holidays? Go home? So does Misawa. Everyone, please be careful of the people around you if you have influenza. 
See you in two weeks.   

Notes
*Chōsuke Ikariya: Japanese comedian
*Misawa was a chain smoker so this probably didn't help, but the condition may have been exacerbated as a child. Misawa's father was a violent alcoholic who would regularly beat his wife and children. His mother would often take them to sleep in the local park carrying blankets to sleep on. 
*Kobashi usually called Misawa "Onisan", which means "older brother" as they were sibling students of Giant Baba. Kotaro Suzuki sometimes addresses Naomichi Marufuji as this. 
*Comedy duo - Masuda and Okada. Ironically, Okada's daughter is part of the Noah ABEMA commentary team (credit, Metal-Noah)
*Go Shiozaki

DECEMBER 30TH 2005
Everyone, thank you for your hard work this year. Isn't it time to finish the preparations for the year end and New Year holidays? This is Mitsuharu Misawa, and thank you for all your support this year. Noah fans are really hot when the last game of the year is over. I will do my best in 2006 as well without spoiling that heat. 
Well, to round off 2005, what was the three major news of the current company? Well then, without delay (starts singing a tune from Batten Girls Corps, in specific the popular guitar riff which has been used in adverts)...

In third place. 
*Puff Puff*
5th Anniversary party
Many people congratulated me, and I realized once again that I am supported by everyone. I was sweating from the beginning to the end, signing autographs and attacked with pictures*. I couldn't eat anything, and I couldn't move around the venue...so it was hard. But of course, as a host it is natural to welcome customers, but standing was tiring.

In second place.
18th July, Tokyo Dome
The Dome event itself was held for the second time, but when I saw the fans coming to the venue as I did for the first time, I was really grateful to everyone. I was often asked, "Are you going to make it a regular practice?" But that's it, I don't know. Oh, I am thinking of doing it again if I have the opportunity and the timing is right...

In first place.
It figures that the fifth anniversary and the sixth year on the whole has been really emotional. In a word the fifth anniversary, trying my hardest for five years so far, year by year, day by day, match by match, "Oh, it's been five years already?". I will do my best to aim for ten years, twenty years. Thank you for your continued support.

Actually, I also a wrote a top three outside of the company, but I am so busy that I can't think of anything other than the company. Personally, I feel like I haven't had much fun, and I feel like I am getting busier year by year. 

The photo shows the sticky rice cakes made at Differ, which was the last company event of the year. Aoki and Taniguchi*, who made their debut on the 24th, are reflected kneading below and at the back. It's hard to be busy, but I'm looking forward to next year. The story changes completely differently (I mean too much), am I the only who feels excited about the nerd stories in Kotaro & Shiozaki's diary? I wonder if it is "geeky" when I am the one who is collecting figures. I can't be "A BOY" because I have never been to Akihabara. But it's true that there are so many figures in the room, that it is hard to decorate. It's the New Year Holidays when I am in doubt about the definition of "Geek".  

Finally, Kobashi. It is my pleasure to thank Kobashi for this year too. Thank you. (I have been saying that I can't set up the year end and New Year Holiday schedule, because I can't get in touch with Taue. My real intention is I'm not inviting you (hysterical laughter).
Aside from that, today is December 30th. There is one more day left in this year, and may 2006 be a good year for you = HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006. See you again in the New Year! 

Notes
*Misawa uses a phrase to indicate a barrage of photographs being taken. This would be the equivalent of getting off a plane or out of a car and being attacked by the Paparazzi. 
*Atsushi Aoki and Shuhei Taniguchi. Taniguchi is still with Noah (at the time of writing in June 2022 that is, although I doubt he will ever go anywhere else), while Atsushi Aoki left in 2013 as part of the walk out to All Japan. Tragically he was killed in a motorcycle accident in June 2019. He returned home to Noah just once after 2013. 

JANUARY 13TH 2006
(Hums the theme from Friday 13th)
For those who care, it is Friday 13th, but for me, I am on tour. So, this is the first "Donmai" diary of the year. Since it is the beginning of the 2006, first, this years aspirations. As I wrote in a questionnaire of a pro wrestling magazine, this years aspirations are "normalization of liver". Even so, I drank too much at night at the end of the year. That's why it used to be normalized! (<-----, my comeback). And early in the New Year I regret it while reflecting on it a little, but even more so at the end of the year. By the way, when I think of the end of the year, it's the New Year Dishes. There are really a lot of noodles! For me, it has to be "Meshi", right? To be honest, what is delicious? Many things, I think. I don't know if this is the result of the magical history of Japan, however, considering one of purposes was for Japanese housewives to take a rest around New Year, it's not absolutely necessary in this era. But, that's the reason why Japanese people value the seasons, because we value these customs. I will skip that story, but New Year's movies are indispensable for year-end and New Year holidays. Nowadays, I don't have time to go to the cinema, so I usually buy and watch DVDs. 
Doesn't everyone love movies? 
I watch as the theatre unfolds, but of course it is on DVD...basically, my favorite genre is SFX, which looks far from reality. I am looking forward to the release of many interesting sequels this year, such as "Spiderman 3", "Harry Potter" and "Die Hard". I bought "Hong Kong Police Force", "Oceans 12", "Star Wars" boxsets at the end of the year. Speaking of DVD, the theatrical release version of "Kamen Rider Hibiki" will be released soon, so why am I promoting it? I am the Kamen Rider generation, aren't I? Besides, I can enjoy the world of Kamen Rider without thinking too much about it among various movies, and anyway, I don't worry about it "not being interesting..." But, I'm not a nerd like Kotaro and Shiozaki! And no matter how much I am invited, I am not going on a tour of Akihabara. [A MENS]* is a nope! 
The year has started, but there aren't really any very interesting stories. Since the tour has started today, so next time...since the topic is movies, I would like to ask Kobashi what his favorite movie genre is, that is if he watches movies. 

The Noah 2006 tour has begun now. Hashi, who has been absent since last year*, and Shiozaki who was injured the day before yesterday, is having treatment so he can return as soon as possible. We will cherish each match at a time. Thank you for your support this year, this is Misawa. See you again in two weeks. 

Notes
[A MENS]: Misawa referred to himself as this, while Kotaro was [A BOY] 
Hashi: Makoto Hashi. Hashi (Jun Akiyama's long suffering student) was part of the walk out from All Japan. He retired due to several neck injuries, and works as a physiotherapist now. He was responsible for getting Naomichi Marufuji back to the ring following his manic 20th anniversary year in 2018. See also, "Heir to The Ark".   

27TH JANUARY 2006
Donmato, Donmai, Donmai (Twin Touch Style*)
This is Misawa. The cold days continue, please take care of yourself and your body so that you do not catch a cold. Well, today I would like to write about the January tour that ended on the 22nd. The tour is over, and today I am relieved. 
Why am I relieved...
The 8th and the 9th January tour started without any problems, but when the match ended at Korakuen on the 11th and when I woke up on the morning of the 12th, my right tail bone hurt. I was wondering that it felt strange that day, because I hadn't hit it or anything. The next morning we moved to Aichi by bus, and it hurt just to walk. I am sorry for the fans in Toyohashi, but I wasn't in a state where I could go mad. When I was seen by trainer Asako* in Toyohashi, in his opinion it was coming from my waist. It appears that the right thigh bone was misaligned. I think this is pretty dangerous, but I felt relief as it was a day off on the 14th.
I decided that if I couldn't wrestle on the 15th, I would be there in spirit and be at the venue in Hakata. I entered the venue feeling anxious, and I found the pain was gone. I thought it was lucky, and I took painkillers just in case and fought the match. There was no hinderance to my movement, and this time it is not just relief, it is peace of mind. From there on, all the rest of the tour in January I took painkillers for matches. At The Budokan, I fought the final match against Sasaki. There were some things I wasn't satisfied with as it was a six man, but the next day I had a scab on the plate of my chest. I am relieved that the January tour was completed without absence, and looking back on it I was terrified that I would have had to have missed Fukuoka if the pain continued as it was. Ultimately, I didn't know the direct cause of the pain, but I wrote for the privilege of the people who read this diary, that this kind of trial was secretly intense(?).

To answer Kobashi's question*, I don't play golf because I don't like getting sunburn (rather, I have weak skin and the doctor stopped me), so I don't play golf. Even if I wear long sleeves, my neck burns...I hate sunburn, and I don't like sunbathing, so isn't is a problem? Far from sunbathing, there are many people who have a full blown cold during the cold days, how does Kobashi get rid of a cold? There is always the image of being shirtless, but is there a way to get rid of a cold??

Oh yeah, finally, I have to clear up the misunderstanding in Taue's diary. On that day Hakata, it wasn't me in Taue's room! Next to me was Ogawa. The hotel room in Hakata was large, but in the room the side were the bed was, was Ogawa's*, so you couldn't hear my snoring. I was still eating outside at 11 o'clock on the day of Hakata, so because I was doing that, I couldn't have slept and was snoring before Taue went to bed. 
Don't get me wrong....snoring, snoring, snoring...(mischievous smile) it was Misawa. 

By the February tour, I would like to be in a good condition to go to matches. Even if you are not a wrestler, if you are not in good physical condition, it will hinder your work, study, housework, and relationships, so please be careful to maintain yourself. 

Notes
Twin Touch: Japanese entertainers, The Touch, who are twins who form a comedy duo. 
Asako was a former Noah wrestler, he had retired due to injuries. Misawa paid for his training to be a physio. He stayed with Noah for a few years before running his own practice, where he still treats roster members. 
Kobashi's question was probably done on his own blog.
*Indicates that the grand seniors (i.e. the Misawa generation of Noah Kobashi, Ogawa, Misawa, Taue etc) sometimes, or on that occasion (i.e. in small towns), shared rooms. 

10TH FEBRUARY 2006
Okay, lets go. It's been a long two weeks. How does everyone spend these days without our matches? 
Aside from the depressing story that I have a pain in my neck and sleeplessness as I cannot sleep well, so I today I would like to answer the question from Kobashi first. Basically, I love hot springs. It's nice to just go to the hot springs, but it's even better if the room has a bath*. If you go to a large communal bath when there is no bath in the room, you may feel a slight gaze at your crotch*...Well, it's true. If I meet someone I've seen on TV in an open air bath, then I am sure I will look at them. I think it's human psychology.
I love hot springs, but basically I'm not good at sitting still, I'm someone who likes to go at my own pace, so when I take a bath at home, magazines and games are indispensable (I hate beauty salons for the same reason that it is not to my pace, and I can't just end it quickly). I can't just stare into space while soaking in the bathtub, so I bring my GameBoy Advance with me. Of course, it's the same on the toilet. That's why I think that is why I use the toilet and bath for longer. But, don't you feel numbness in your legs when you are just sitting on the toilet? When I read a manga to the end, it was like a stretch when I stood up...even in the bath, I was so absorbed in the game that I was tired by the time I got out of the bath...answering Kobashi's question has become unintentionally long.

By the way, this is a completely different story, but what about this time of year?  
"What is it" is because the cold weather continues, but spring is approaching, and even though spring is supposed to be the season when people should be feeling positive, in reality some of the students are in the midst of taking entrance exams. There must be some of you out there, and people who are new to the workforce, who may be feeling anxious and overwhelmed right now. I decided that I would enter wrestling immediately after graduating from High School, and because of that, I think I went to cycle school to get my drivers licence around this time. Although I had already decided to enter, nevertheless or rather for that very reason, I spent every day feeling uneasy. I think it's a really tough season for those of us who are approaching milestones in spring, but I hope that even if the results are unsatisfactory, they'll see it positively. I just do it in my own way, if you have that sense of accomplishment, then it's the feeling of "Don't give up" without being discouraged by "No good, no good". Somehow, this time it became like small talk, but I remembered things like before I entered pro wrestling, and things went like this. If there are people who feel uneasy, I would like to help ease their feelings even just a little. 

Lastly, I have a question for Kobashi. Next week is Valentine's Day, isn't it? Does Kobashi have a memorable Valentine? When we were children, there was no such word as "obligation chocolate*", and it was the day when we gave chocolates to other kids we really liked. Or rather, we didn't count on it. Besides, now that I don't think I want to eat chocolate except when I'm drinking, it's a day that doesn't need to exist. 

Finally, I would like to introduce one of my favorites from this week, "Pojimigiyori*"...I'm not going to quote Kotaro's diary.

Notes
*Japan is a volcanic country and so hot springs (Onsen) abound throughout the land. People visit hot springs for the curative properties of the water. See also Kenoh's picture of Kongoh.
*Bathers are naked.
*Chocolate given to women by male colleagues on Valentines Day out of obligation 
*I have no idea what this means

24TH FEBRUARY 2006
Hi, this is Misawa! It's almost March, but it's still cold, how are you all doing? 
This might be sudden, but, this time Misawa's diary is "Touring Gourmet Diary Osaka Edition!!"
*Sound of a trumpet*

The restaurant I would like to introduce this time is Sumo Cuisine, "Chanko Nishino Ryu", it faces Sennichimae-dori and has this banner. It used to be in a different location, and it's been less than a year since it moved to its current location, but it's run by Mr. Yama, who is the same age as I am. I was introduced to him by an acquaintance in Tokyo. This time too, we had many delicious dishes and chanko. 

Always, or at times like this, I definitely believe that since I'm a wrestler, I think I can eat a lot, so I was given a huge amount of food and we were treated to a lot of dishes. As you can see by looking at the picture, this is the amount of chanko sashimi. Furthermore, the chanko soup stock is delicious too, and if you can't eat it just because it is delicious, you will be in trouble (Ogawa* is in front of the Chanko in the photo). We also enjoyed delicious Japanese sake today. I am not a big fan of Japanese sake, but I've always wanted to drink it at a hot spring or inn, but it was delicious. Wine is actually the worst of all alcoholic beverages. Wine may be the alcohol most distant from our lifestyle, where we often go out to eat late at night after the match is over*. Ichigoro Fuaro. The reason why I used Shoichi-kun's name was to hide what he was doing. It seems that Shoichi-kun doesn't do it on stage, but Shoichi-kun's balloon performances are splendid. If you are a fan and have a chance to go to Osaka, please visit Namba Grand Kagetsu*. 

On this day as well, after the Osaka event was over, I went back to the hotel and got to my room at 2am. I wonder if Nishinoryu* was there until around 1:00. He loves pro wrestling, as well as anime and special effects, and so the conversation was animated. Thank you both for the enjoyable time. And my stomach is full, so I am off tomorrow. But, we couldn't end it here and naturally we decided "let's go out for a drink" as our second party. I don't think people in the Kanto region* understand, so let me explain. In the case of Osaka, the bar districts are roughly divided into "Kita" and "Minami". If I were to explain it in terms of Tokyo, I would say that Kita = Ginza and Minami = Roppongi. In Kita, like Ginza, it closes at 12:00 or 1:00, so I usually go to Minami, but I went to eat at Kita-Shinchi where there was a restaurant that an acquaintance who came from Tokyo knew, which was open outside of business hours.
The picture is of Kotaro singing karaoke enthusiastically at 6 o'clock in the morning. Kotaro was singing "Gundam" and "Eva"* I sang "Leo", "Tiger"* and "Galaxy Man". Before I knew it, it was 7 o'clock. As we left the store, the morning sun was already shining, and we passed office workers rushing to work as we made our way back to the hotel. 
  
Finally, a question from Kobashi; I have never had to stand in line to buy a lottery ticket. Basically, I don't stand in line. No matter how good the restaurant is, I don't stand in line to enter. In addition, most of the time when I buy lottery tickets these days, I have to ask someone else to do it for me...come to think of it, I bought 100 of the year-end jumbo with consecutive numbers as usual, but it was only 300 yen....even though I'm expecting something like this, it's fun when I'm thinking "Don't expect it".

Graduation season is finally here in March and there may some people reading this diary who are about to graduate, so I have a question for Kobashi. Have you ever been asked to give a button from your school uniform at the graduation ceremony?* By the way, when was your graduation ceremony, and who did you give the button to? In spite of that, I wonder if life is like that these days...

Work hard, play hard (it's important to live a well balanced life) but be careful not to drink too much or sing too much. This is Misawa, see you in two weeks. 

Notes
*Chanko Nishinoryu is still there 
*It's ironic that Mitsuharu Misawa would take Yoshinari Ogawa with him, as Ogawa as he admits himself, does not have a very big appetite. 
*Naomichi Marufuji and Katsuhiko Nakajima, might disagree, they love wine. Nakajima especially. 
*Performing arts theatre in Japan, mainly focuses on Comedy.
*Nishinoryu: Sumo wrestler
*Kanto Region:  
*Eva: I think this is a song from Neon Genesis Evangelion, which would fit Kotaro perfectly. 
*Leo & Tiger: Songs from Ultraman
*Basically giving the button as momento to the person who meant the most to you at school. The second button down on the graduation uniform was believed to be closest to the heart. 

10TH MARCH 2006
I can't say it's a lie. 
My neck hurts...well, the pain has subsided a lot. 
It figures to start by talking about Sunday's Budokan. I'm sure many of you have seen it at the venue and on G+ (editors note, you can watch the match on YouTube here), but Takeshi Morishima was a formidable opponent. I would like to write about things that have not been published in newspapers and magazines. What I really feel the most strongly about, is the fact that Morishima was unable to run out
of stamina halfway through with that body. The fact that he is that big and he didn't run out of stamina, means that he practices a lot on a daily basis. It's not just me, a lot of our wrestlers don't like public practice before matches. It's a matter of course that you practice, but isn't it wrong to go out of your way to show that you're practicing? I often think that no matter how much you practice, if you can't perform well in a match, then it's just the same (but I think it is one of the necessary things to get people interested in a match, just like press conferences). Also, what I felt in the match that day was..."Ah Morishima, a nosebleed from the start...let's ask a question about it". In fact, as soon as the match started, there was blood on the mat. I thought "Huh!? Did I cut myself somewhere, and I looked up to find that Morishima was bleeding from his nose. When I asked the other wrestlers after the match was over, they said it wasn't because he had hit anything, but he had a nosebleed since before the match. I imagine that he must have been bleeding from tension in a good way. 
Morishima was actually my attendant for a couple of months after his debut, and at that time I had the impression that he was a taciturn guy who worked hard. I think he has had many experiences since then, but I believe that human nature does not change*. As an opponent to fight, I had a nasty experience, but I don't want him to lose sight of his doing his best on the road. (By the way, the reason why Morishima was only my attendant for 2-3 years was because Fujimaru*, who joined right after that, was asked by my high school coach and Fujimaru's coach to make him my attendant, it's not because he made a mistake). As for the match, I think it would be better if you could actually see it, rather than talk about it here. If you didn't see it at the venue, please watch it on repeat or on DVD. Either way, I am glad this match was the last one...it was a match where I could feel Morishma's attack, which caused so much damage. 

The day after The Budokan, I couldn't get up and rested for the day. The next day, after attending a board meeting, I went to visit Kotaro in the hospital. I really wanted to take a picture of him, but because he had just had surgery, his face was covered in bandages and only his right eye was exposed. I edited it, as it will be a photo that everyone will like*. Well, I'm relieved that he doesn't seem to be hurting as much as I thought. I am sure the fans are worried, but rest assured, the surgery has been completed safely. 

The next day, I went bowling for a TV recording with Ameagari Ketsutai, on a program called "Rain Sports". I usually do bowling about once a year, but at least I've come to be passible. Actually, my left shoulder is slightly dislocated and since I'm right handed, I have been thinking about that since the recording. 

So, I asked Kobashi a question. When you think of Kobashi, you think of Benz, but why is that? I think the fans feel it too, but isn't today's car too small for Kobashi? A word of advice, the four wheel drive is easier to get on and off for people like us who don't have good backs. Then to the question, all the buttons on his uniform weren't there on graduation day. In our era, the hooks at the back weren't sewn on, so they were easy to remove right away. By the way, surprisingly, I didn't dislike school uniforms although I didn't like the fact that the collar broke easily and if it was broken, I would have to replace immediately by inspection and it irritated me when my hair gets caught in the back. Speaking of school uniforms...when I was in High School, I was a Medium Run* (Those who know, know) *grin*
Well then everyone, see you in two weeks. 

Notes
*Misawa did not live to see what happened to Morishima.  
*Fujimaru: Mitsuharu Misawa and Jumbo Tsuruta gave Naomichi Marufuji this nickname in the All Japan dojo.
*He never actually posted the photo on his blog, so perhaps he just showed it to the roster.
*Ameagari Ketsutai - comedy duo.  
*Medium Run: He wore the school uniform, but he wore it in his own way i.e. he stuffed the shoulders, had designs on the back of the buttons, wore the waist a little tighter and perhaps had more buttons as this was longer than standard designs.  

24TH MARCH 2006
This is Misawa for the first time in two weeks. 
First of all in this diary, SEM on the 21st. I went along with you all, or rather, I almost feel like as a spectator. Even though this is a Noah event, it feels good to go to the venue without having a match. Those of you who have watched the match, will understand. I am sure there are various impressions, but above all, I am happy that all the young wrestlers have grown more than I thought. As for the event itself, I think everyone who came had their own ideas, but in keeping with the purpose of this year's event, we were able to come up with a variety of ideas without spending a lot of money. Be sure to met me know about your thoughts on the site's e-mail box. 
But, it wasn't all about the things that made me happy.
On that day, Hirayanagi* was injured in the first match. I was watching from the balcony on the second floor, and I was wondering if it was a nosebleed, but he was bleeding from the inside of his mouth. It appears that the people in the audience who were watching also thought he had cut the inside of his mouth, but in reality, he had two broken bones in his lower jaw. After the match was over, he was taken to hospital by ambulance, but the first was unable to treat him, so the ambulance took him to the next, which means that he rode the ambulance twice in one day. Moreover, it was reported that the bleeding did not stop for three hours which was the time he moved to another hospital until the treatment was completed. There must have been a fair amount of pain, but it's still early in his career for him to keep going until the end. Maybe it is his sense of responsibility as a wrestler. It's unfortunate that he got injured, but I hope he will make use of this experience in his career as an athlete. It's not just about the rank and file, it's also about Hashi, Shiozaki and Kotaro, who are all injured. The athletes who are resting, the ones who are fighting and all the rest, I don't want everyone to ignore the fact that they are having a hard time. By all means, everyone of the fans use the mail box, so if you send your message of support, I think it will encourage them.

So, now a slightly brighter (perhaps?) topic. A new version of the well-known THE LEAVE commercial "Misawa ni Osamu Kudasai*", will be aired after Noah's hiatus on April 2nd. I am sure there are people who will feel unsatisfied with my acting, but this time the two patterns are the "Song Version" and "Kotaro Version". It was recorded during the last day off, but anyway, the recording started early in the morning! I think I have written this in my diary before, but I am a night person anyway, so when I work early in the morning, it is hard to get myself in shape. Moreover on this day, the song version was suddenly recorded early in the morning. Even if it is not that, my voice is usually hoarse and I can't speak because it's early in the morning, so just to be sure I would like to I say that my voice is low pitched from the beginning. When I was in junior high school, Kensaku Morita* was so impersonated that it was included in repetoire. (young people may not understand this, it's a topic limited to my generation). I don't know how many times my throat has been crushed by kicks, chops, and other things since I entered professional wrestling. Thanks to that, my voice became so hoarse, but it's amazing how it's returned now. People often say "You sing well because your voice is low", but I'm not good at it at all*. Anyway, I managed to finish shooting the song version while struggling, and the second one is frankly the "Kotaro Version". To be honest, it is more interesting than the previous version, so please look forward to the broadcast.


Now, let me answer a question for Kobashi, who showed off the results of his practice during the indoor bowling. The only thing I can eat is a sea squirt. Does it smell like the sea? I hear that something fresh doesn't stink, but maybe it's because it's fresh that I haven't come across it yet. Even if I don't eat it myself, I'm not good at it just sitting on the table. Basically, I want to avoid food with strong odors. 

And now a question for Kobashi. It's been hot and warm lately, and the temperature has been fluctuating a lot, so how does Kobashi sleep? Tell me....by the way, before you ask me, I am wearing a negligee. Well then everyone, next time is in April. So let's wrap this up while praying that you are welcoming the start of the New Year positively* 

Notes
*Genba Hirayanagi: Noah Born, debuted in August 2005 and retired December 2016. Last I heard he was running a restaurant and embarrassing his wife and daughter by playing on the spring horses in a children's playground. 
*Misawa ni Osamu Kudasai: How can I serve you Misawa? 
*Kensaku Morita: Politician (plus actor and musician), who Misawa apparently used to imitate. 
*"Misawa is a nice guy, but there is only one problem. Singing. He is tone deaf and won't let go of the microphone" - Kodo Fuyuki.
*New Year: Fiscal year starts in April and other events in Japan too such as the first enrollment into schools, colleges etc and people start looking for jobs. 

7TH APRIL 2006
One by one. It's Mitsuharu Misawa's "Donmai Diary". (It's a Sgt. Frog* joke that only people who know him will understand. Kotaro is still naïve). 
First of all, let's start with seasonal topics. It's the season for Cherry Blossom viewing in Tokyo, and when I was watching the news, I thought to myself "Everyone, let's be careful when going to see cherry blossoms." (I feel like the number of bad people is increasing year by year, but is it just my imagination?). I'm not good at cold places, so no matter how much I prepare, I can imagine my lower back hurting when I sit on a small chair or on the ground, so I have never been to an authentic cherry blossom viewing. 
Well, the April tour will start on Sunday, and it will be one week. I feel like I wrote this before, but honestly the day before the tour started was really heavy. I don't mean I don't like matches or anything like that, but I think it's the same for wrestlers other than myself, but there is a lot of pressure before the tour that I have to brace myself for for the next few weeks. The match started from Korakuen Hall, but since Haruka Eigen* retired at the Nakanoto event last month, it was the first time that when I heard the noisy voices that I usually hear from the waiting room*, I felt that something was missing and that I was lonely when I entered. But I think I have reached an age where I have to get used to things like that and that's why my desire to do what I can do becomes stronger. These days, I am reminded that I have to keep working hard to keep my physical strength and vitality up. 

Well, this month marks half a year since I started this diary. I try to read the diaries of others and other wrestlers as much as possible, the first thing that comes to my mind when I read a diary is, "Isn't everyone's diary shorter than mine?" It's not just a days worth, but two weeks worth, so I guess I need 2-3 stories. That being said, once every two weeks is surprisingly weirder than you might think, isn't it? People who write diaries every day, and people who update their blogs every day, many of them athletes, are really annoying. Even if there is an interesting after story, it's true that there are many things that can't be written, so I think all the athletes are very creative. I would be happy if the fans who are curious about what the wrestlers are doing in their free time can enjoy it. I enjoy getting to know a side of a wrestler, that even I didn't know. And when I look at the site, there is general news, sex stories (limited to Sugiura) available, otaku content (limited to Kotaro) available. It is a group of wrestlers who are unique, even outside matches. This tour will cover a wide area, from Kansai to Kyushu and finally from Tottori to The Budokan. If you are interested in Noah after looking at the website, please come to the venue.  

As we enter April, I think there will be many people who are not accustomed to a new environment such as a term, a new school year, and new employees. During the tour I will participate in a Kings Road match* and on the same day Sugiura will participate in Pancrase. Noah, myself and all the wrestlers would like to continue to take on the challenge of "What I can do now". When you are feeling down, watch Noah, and it will cheer you up, so I am going on tour with the feeling of doing my best.

Finally, we head to Kobashi, the host of "Hot Blooded Classroom." I have both a dog and cats at home, but I love animals in general, so I can't say that I am a dog person. Well, dogs have to be walked, but cats don't, so they are probably the least labor intensive. By the way, the first animal I ever had other than insects was a green turtle when I was in elementary school. Does Kobashi like animals? Has he ever had one? 

This is Misawa. See you all in two weeks. 
 
Notes
*Sgt. Frog: Or Sergeant Keroro (Keroro Gunso) is a manga about a regiment of frog like aliens who try to conquer earth.  
*Haruka Eigen: Died 2016 of a heart attack. Former Sumo turned wrestler, walked out of All Japan with Misawa. After retirement he was given a corporate role, which he lost when he was implicated in the ticket scandal and thereafter he remained as a general employee.  
*Noises from The Waiting Room: KENTA said the same thing about the nostalgic noise when he returned to Noah. 
*Kings Road Match: I think he probably means against a All Japan wrestler.
*Hot Blooded/or Passionate Classroom: This sounds like a TV show appearance, but Misawa is here referring to Kobashi as teacher. 

21st APRIL 2006
Cheers! I've been feeling a little tired lately. It's getting both warmer and colder*, and the days when it's easy to get sick continue. How are you all doing? There is only one match at The Nippon Budokan left on this tour. Now that the tour is over, I would like to write about what happened. 
The tour this time left Tokyo on April 7th, the day of the event in Nagoya, and continued for three weeks until the event in Tottori. Rather than leaving Tokyo and then returning after the match is over (commuting), it would have been easier if I could have had a rest at the destination while I was on the go, but this time it turned out to be a tour with no breaks at all. 

Originally, on April 9th, which was my first day off, I was going in person to Kings Road at Korakuen Hall. We departed from our hotel in Okayama at 6:00 in the morning, flew straight from Haneda to Korakuen, and then took a night flight back to Okayama. Even if I don't write about the match here, you will have been able to come to the venue or read about it in various places, so I'll omit it. I have been doing this for 20 odd years, and I never thought I would make a day trip to and from Tokyo.  Of course this was my first experience. I thought I was glad to be able to experience the match itself, but I think this move is enough...then, the next off day was the day we moved from Okayama to Kumamoto. In fact, it took us seven hours to travel by bus, and we arrived in Kumamoto at 6:00pm. Dinner was from 8pm. If you remember your travels, you'll understand that even just getting on the bus can be exhausting. In addition, as I announced in this diary about my next day off, I will be traveling to an event. I don't dislike it because it's hard to create opportunities to talk directly with fans unless it's a time like this, and so on that day we held two events from 19:00 to 21:30. To all the fans who participated, did you just enjoy yourself? For those of you who couldn't make it this time, we would like to offer you an opportunity like this outside of Tokyo, so please join us when it is held near you.

Speaking of tours, this is the first tour since Kotaro was absent and since he is not here, Ota* took Kotaro's place. During that time, myself, Ogawa and Ota were drinking and Ogawa took a picture and sent it to Kotaro with the message, "There is no place for you to return to." It appears that after this Kotaro was very sad and lonely. I asked him later while doing muscle training at the dojo, he said "Well, I miss having matches and I am sure the President misses me too. As I thought, nerd talk is no good. Ota is no good at it". 
Of course, I have no idea that Kotaro said such a thing. Kotaro, I don't want you to get depressed, so I am waiting for you to recover and return. So, as this time I have turned the diary full of "I'm tierd" mode, next time will be in the middle of Golden Week*, I am going to collect ideas so that I can provide a brighter topic.    

In response to Kobashi's question, we have five animals; three cats (Tsuki, who is a mixture of black and white, Gammo a hybrid who resembles an American shorthair, and Chikuwa who is brown), there is Hanpen*, the bulldog, and a turtle. One of the turtles happened to die, but the remaining one is already over 10 years old*. He was just an ordinary green turtle, but over half a year from winter, before I knew it he had grown to the size of my palm. Except for the unnamed turtles, all of them are named after interesting stories, it wasn't on purpose, it was just the name I came up with and it's just how things turned out. 

Finally, I have a question for Kobashi.
Shiga* has become a hot topic, but is he in Burning now? 
There Burning even in a punch? 
I'm sure some of you are interested, so I thought I'd ask.
See you all in two weeks. Have a nice Golden Week. 

Notes
*Warmer & Colder: In winter, three days of cold weather followed by four days of warm weather 
*Ota: Ippei Ota. A Noah Born who debuted during the Golden Era. After Misawa died he developed terrible anxiety and quit wrestling. He now is a body builder and runs a gym, where a picture of Misawa stares out over the lobby. According to CIMA, Misawa had named him "Ippei" after a Pokemon character. 
*Golden Week: Week of public holidays which can coincide with Cherry Blossom season. 
*Hanpen: Misawa's beloved bulldog. Mayumi Misawa (Misawa's wife) wrote that when he was at home Misawa was the only person allowed to walk him or feed him. After Hanpen died, Misawa used to walk alone the route they used to take by the river. 
*Misawa's turtle: If the turtle was over ten years old and this is 2006, Misawa must have gotten him in the early 1990s, which was the All Japan era of the Four Pillars. 
*Kentaro Shiga: All Japan wrestler, who was part of the walk out to Noah. He left Noah in 2010 when his contract expired and left wrestling all together after 2011. Naomichi Marufuji reached out to him to see if he would like to come to the Baba Memorial, but he declined. 
- For some reason, Misawa started spelling Kotaro in romanji and not kanji.

5TH MAY 2006
Do your best. Golden Week is almost over, how are you all doing? I think I wrote something before, but I hate crowds = I hate holidays. 
I'm Misawa, and I love to rest when people are working on weekdays. When the final match is over on Sunday, we eat after the event is over, and then we go out for drinks. It's usually until morning. So, on Monday morning, when you are going to work, I'm still drinking. At times like that, I feel a slight sense of superiority, but I realize that I worked hard on tour. This may be the same feeling that you all have when you have a day off in lieu. 

Now, let's start by talking about the Budokan.
Aside from my own match (or rather, my match has already been read about in magazines and on this site), the Budokan this time was Masao Inoue's first GHC main event. I was on commentary for the match, and was able to talk about it from the commentary table, but the presence of the fans was more important that the content of the match. Inoue lost, but I think he worked hard, and I think his hard work was greatly helped by fans at The Budokan. Thank you very much.
The semi main junior championship, must have been a lot of pressure for Ishimori*, as this was his first Noah and first GHC. I would say this is a passing score as think this was a match where he was able to fend off that pressure. I think KENTA, who defended the belt, has also stepped up a notch.

And as a behind the scenes topic, at the Budokan I met Kotaro-kun again for the first time in a while. Since he was recovering well, I thought it would be nice to have a drink once in a while, so we went out for a drink together. So, here Kotaro, talks. As mentioned in Nishinaga's diary, Kotaro insists that "humans will eventually live in colonies". He insisted, so I smacked him on the head three times saying, "Are you stupid?" Noah isn't all geeks like this, so I'd like to thank all the fans for their support. 

A week later, Haruka Eigen's retirement party was held. To be honest, I didn't expect so many people to come, even though he has been doing this for forty years. But the thing that surprised me the most was that he had become one of the founders before he knew it. By the way, I am often asked to give a party speech or something, but I'm not very good at talking seriously. In other words, I get tired of talking seriously, so unless I'm the guest of honor asked to give a speech at a wedding ceremony, I tend to laugh. If you ask me to give a speech, you need to be prepared. After all, I rarely give praise. At a wedding, other people will fight to give praise, and basically it's in the way of lowering the bar. The lowering of the bar rate is about 80%. 
Everyone beware. 
To get back on topic, I went to eat sushi with Master Irakutaro*, who also attended the party (Master, thank for the meal). Kotaro-kun was here, and Ota too. Kotaro has been talking about the colony so far, but Ota puts a spin on things, saying things that don't make sense like, "Doors are built everywhere, aren't they?" According to Ota, "Actually, there are doors everywhere, but the public transportation system is paralyzed, so it's not possible." How should I put it...they say stupid things, but not everyone is such an otaku, so thank you to all the fans. Even so, listening to these guys made me feel uneasy about the future.

Now I will answer Kobashi's question. I went to Mexico with Koshinaka*, didn't I? Koshinaka wanted to eat Japanese food, so when we were together, I almost didn't eat local food. There were three or four Japanese restaurants in Mexico City at the time, but they were expensive, and I didn't have a lot of money. However, However, the tacos from chain stores, which were plentiful in Mexico at the time, were much tastier than the Japanese food I ate there. The roasted chicken that I used to eat often when I was in the countryside was delicious, and even now I still crave it from time to time.  

Lastly I have a question for Kobashi. The photobook* is on sale now, but which photo would you recommend for an "mature woman"?
See you guys in two weeks. 

Notes
*Taiji Ishimori. Left Noah in 2018.
*Master Irakutaro:Sanyutei Enraku was a a Japanese rakugo comedian (equivalent to stand up comedian) and actor. He died in 2022. 
*Shiro Koshinaka
*Kobashi's photobook, "Kenta Kobashi Document" was released in on April 22nd 2006. The book may still possible to get from Amazon UK or Amazon US.

19TH MAY 2006
Do your best! I think it's about time for this "Do your best" to start to come to fruition, and I think it's getting annoying. How do you feel about it? "Not again". I'm sure that it is frustrating for those of you who are thinking about it, but well, it depends on the person. 
It's finally here again this year!
It's that time! "What time!"
I can't hear everyone's voices, so I am going to take the plunge by myself, but from that time to summer, it's the season for health checkups here. The so called physical examination so to speak. Wan-Wan*...since I'm not that dog, I'm mixing in more dad jokes. For the young people, let me explain here (and I'm a little embarrassed that I am the only one in high spirits here). Do students also have a health checkup once a year? There is no mistake if you think of it as an improved type, but starting with height and weight, internal organs, vision, hearing, electrocardiogram, blood, urinalysis, and stool collection, we spend the whole day testing everything. 
This is why Misawa gets a little depressed at this time of year. For whatever reason, I'm very, very, very bad at barium. If it wasn't for that, I could handle it. I can't understand the fact that things that aren't usually drinks go into my mouth, (even dentists put things into my mouth, but I don't swallow them, so I wonder if I can somehow clear it), besides I can't understand why the cup is to big, like a McShake. 

I will never forget the first barium test, and I had very underestimated it. First of all, barium has a bad taste. After a barium or stomach examination is complete, a laxative is always given to prevent poop from hardening. Anyway, I had learned the horrors of barium, so I was given two laxatives, and I had a terrible experience when I had only taken one. If you have read this far, I am sure you have guessed that no poop came out. It took half an hour to emerge, and it looked like a rocket had taken off. In terms of image, I could hear the sound that geta make*....to put it simply, I felt like I had turned to stone, or rather, it felt like a stone was protruding from my butt. People who think this story is vulgar, don't have a sense of humanity. It's hard to maintain your health, so please think of it as "about yourself". 
By the way, this check up is compulsory for all wrestlers and employees. So that wrestler you like, that cool wrestler, and the wrestlers who think "Oh, he's been a long time in the toilet", have also been drinking barium and doing stool samples. I also do it, so it's not bad. Pretty much any cute girl will poop, and there's no guy who doesn't poop. Today I am repetitious for some reason. Well, it's such a melancholy season, I'm fully booked this year and my checkup is in August, so I'll get myself in shape by then. When I think about it calmly, it's still a long way off, but I really don't like barium to the extent that I break out in a cold sweat. By the way, Ogawa is a coward who stops drinking alcohol a week before the examination. 

I don't want the story to end on a depressing note, so I'll say goodbye with an interesting story at the end. 
Recently, at a dinner party, I had the opportunity to sit with a certain company consultant, Ohyagi-san, when Fukuda suddenly said to me, "Boss, isn't "Goranger" the official name?", when I answered it's "Himitsu Sentai Gorenger*", it suddenly started on karaoke. Just when I was wondering who was going to sing, Ohyagi-san suddenly grabbed the mic and started singing. As someone who likes Super Sentai, I was happy, but I was surprised because I didn't think that 70 year old's would suddenly start singing. I heard later that he would watch it with his son as a child, and felt nostalgic and sang it. However, that story may puzzle young people. 

This is really the end now, so I will answer Kobashi's question. As long as it is with someone you like, you can go anywhere, right? I think it's important to have a period of time where you don't overload each other. As a side note, I'm not yet old enough to enjoy a vacation like relaxing in a country onsen for many days, and if you're going anyway, it'd be nice to go somewhere you can hang out. I don't get tired of watching animals, so if there's a zoo or a theme park, I'd like to go there, but basically it's a place where you don't get bored. 

I have a question for Kobashi. The weather is still unstable every day, but at what temperature does Kobashi wear short sleeves? At what temperature should you change your clothes? Earlier, I asked you what you wear when you go to bed, so this time, please tell us about the clothes you wear outside.

The date has changed, and the May tour begins today. This time, I will visit Hokkaido for the first time in a year and a half, starting from Tokyo. All the wrestlers will do their best, so please give us your support.
...Oh, come to think of it, I wonder if Morishima and Yone are doing well...      

Notes
Wan-Wan: Dog character on a children's TV show. The dog transforms into different things throughout the course of the episodes i.e. a superhero. 
Geta: Traditional wooden clogs, they make a clacking sound when one walks in them. As you walk in them taking short quick steps (traditionally as a woman) this indicates a sound done in quick succession. I think that is enough imagery for this purpose somehow.
Himitsu Sentai Gorenger: Misawa's love of SFX shows is demonstrated in this show about the earth being saved by robot beings. I think he would have seen a lot of Kotaro in Yasutaka Yano, who posts a lot of SFX type characters using TikTok effects.     

2ND JUNE 2006
There are only two matches left on this tour. This time, I will start with something that I noticed before it began. 

The tour started on the 19th (Friday) at Korakuen Hall, but on a personal note, my teeth started to throb when I ate four or five days before the tour started. I wasn't sure if it was swollen gums or toothache, but I was a little worried about it, so I went to the dentist three days before and he told me that he was putting a bridge on the tooth that was aching. The fact is, the bridge on my back teeth are almost bent. The reason is that most of my back teeth have been crushed by clenching my teeth during matches, and most of my teeth other than my front teeth are in that condition. In the last few years, I have been using a mouthpiece during matches, so that kind of problem has disappeared. Regarding mouthpieces, we leave the final decision up to the individual, but the company makes recommendations for the wrestlers. I have gotten sidetracked, so with gum treatment and after taking an x-ray because the tooth with the crown was damaged, the dentist said "Can you come back in 2 - 3 days?" When the bus left for Sendai, I gave up taking it and went to the dentist for treatment (even if it wasn't for that, after the match at Korakuen was over, I was in pain again, so I think I had to go). I think it's the same as when you go abroad, it's important to take care of your teeth when you go away for a long time. It's not fun to have pain during the tour, which is why it is always planned to have dental treatment before it. Moreover, there are dinner parties in rural areas, so I don't have a lot of free time, I should get them fixed before the tour.
As an aside, people often say things like, "It's nice to be able to travel all over the country", or, "it's nice to be able to eat delicious food from all over the country". I feel like I have written this story before, but the shops are closed after the event is over, so I can't go to many, and firstly, I don't come here to hang out. Life is not so sweet (once again I am being repetitive). I have travelled all over the country, but I can't go sightseeing at all*, if anything most of my life is spent going back and forth between the hotel and the gym. It's true I go to bars at night all over the country, but I don't think there's anything interesting about going to a "delicious restaurant" like you think. 

So, this time, the event was held after the Obihiro* show on May 30th. It's rare to have an event while on the road, but unlike the previous event in Hakata, this time it's even more unusual pattern. By the way, what were my impressions after the event...well, the number of female fans have decreased. Of the 90% of the participants in this event, 4 - 5 were women, so I had mixed feelings of happiness and sadness. But I appreciate my same-sex fans, and it makes me happy when a man says, "You're cool". This event consisted of a talk, an autograph session, and a photo session. Don't you hate speaking in public? Although it's only natural, pro wrestling speech is the main focus. It's rude to fans, but the language of pro wrestling is funny and uninteresting to us, so we get tired of it, or rather, it's boring...I think we can have conversations without putting too much effort into each other's private conversations and personal life advice, but it can't be helped. 
On a different note, the new Super Mario was released today. I thought, "Probably I will have it when I get home". I didn't think about it, but on the day of the Aomori event, Fujimaru suddenly appeared on the bus and said in a loud voice, "Oh, I want the new Mario! It's on sale but I don't know where to go". Putting this aside, when I got to the gym, a photographer said, "Misawa-san, today is the release date for Mario Brothers". He came here on purpose to say that? Do I really look like a gamer? Well, according to the photographer, he went looking for the department store in front of the station but could not find it, so he gave up and came to work. A staff member passing by said, "It's in the Ito-Yokado* in front of the gymnasium". So, Fujimaru happens to pass by there again. He asked me, "Hey, do you want Mario?", when asked I replied, "It appears that is in the Ito-Yakado near the gymnasium, so you can go and buy it". The press man and Fujimaru went out together, and after about 15 minutes they came back smiling. They said they were piled up just inside the entrance, and it was as dark as a lighthouse.
But, no matter how old Fujimaru is...

Again, this time too my diary is full of small jokes, but I will answer Kobashi's question, "Which celebrity do you look like?" He may not be a double now, but when slimmed down, it is the popular "Mountain Monkey". However, this is a different "Mountain Monkey", it's Hideaki Itō*. I wonder if he is tired of plunging in alone again* (rough). Do we look like? I can almost hear the voices of the readers saying, "You look alike". Young people might not know this, but there is Konitan*. Eh? Don't you get it? Then let me introduce someone else, Konitan and Teruhiko Saigo* Teruhiko Saigo has often said for a long time, that we look alike. In fact, I had the chance to work with him on a TV recording, and I'm sorry to say that I think we look alike.      

This is a question for Kobashi. The tour of Hokkaido will soon be over, and speaking of Hokkaido, is seafood a little forced? (rough, note, either that or he was being rude). What is Kobashi's favorite Sushi topping? I am with colleague Masao, eel. Also, I can feel everyone's cold gazes with the barrage of old man jokes, so I'll wrap up around here. Misawa.

Notes
Sightseeing: Misawa might not have had time in Japan due to schedule and his own duties company president, so he loved sightseeing when abroad. There is also a story in "The Last Bump" of Takeshi Rikio being knocked off a bike by a reversing taxi when sightseeing!     
Obihiro: Hokkaido. The island Misawa was born on. The family left when he was a few months old, but he seems to have retained a fondness for the place, even though he billed himself as being from Saitama. Years after his death Naomichi Marufuji would recall being show Misawa's favorite seat at a bar, and Go Shiozaki and Kotaro Suzuki (when in All Japan) went to his favorite restaurant there and set a place at the table for him with his favorite drink and brand of cigarettes.
Ito-Yokado: Department store
Hideaki Itō: Japanese actor
Plunging in: "Umizaru" is a Japanese series about the lives of lifeguards, (more diving squad than Baywatch). The title "Sea Monkey" was given by the local townspeople to the divers due to their wild behavior when off duty, and yes, in each episode/film, someone drowns. 
Konitan: Hiroyuki Konishi. Japanese actor, known for Power Rangers, Kamen Rider etc. 
Teruhiko Saigo: Actor. Admittedly, there is a resemblance to Misawa when younger

16TH JUNE 2006
Cheer up. It's been about 10 days since the tour ended, but Misawa is still busy on his days off. By the way, did you enjoy the meeting with wrestlers? Well, it was interesting, the talk show with three of us...after it ended, the three of us came in one by one. I'm sorry I entered so sluggishly. It's not really an apology, but if you think that way, I'd like us to use this as a lesson and proceed smartly and smoothly from the next time. What I thought when watching the talk show was that this kind of thing means that the MC has a lot of responsibility. We are often invited to talk shows, but I once again keenly felt that "It's for the MC, isn't it?" (By the way what abbreviation is MC?) I think going forward, I think the way is to ask those who specialize in being an MC, (and of course if you feel like "I want to do this myself", we will leave it at that). I'm sure you all have your own impressions of the match after watching it, so I'll refrain from commenting here.
By the way, when the match was over, Kotaro showed up again while we were drinking. For some reason, I was just mimicking Masao that day. When I asked, "You, who is this?" he responded, "Eh? Eh?" in an impersonation. Moreover, according to what I have heard, it's also Shio's ripoff, but if you ever get the chance, please watch. 

Now, on a personal note, I have been talking about renewing my driver's license this weekend. This will be the second Gold license* in my life. (Sings a jingle from a car advert) Gold license (Doraemon style). Well, I have had a drivers license since I was 18, and have an equivalent transgression with my second Gold, but I am still happy (but even if I say "transgression", it's just a parking violation...) By the way, when I went to renew, I was immediately greeted at the reception desk with, "Misawa thank you". Deep down, I had wondered if it would be possible to finish it quickly, but that didn't happen, and I finished watching the video in about 30 minutes. Why do people hate the police even though they haven't done anything wrong, or hate hospitals even though there's nothing wrong with just getting tested? Also, did you know that starting next year there will be three types of driver's licenses*? I only found out about this when I went to renew. 

Now, I will answer the question from Kobashi. The best is fillet. If he hears this, will Kobashi treat me with the royalties from his photo book?* Kobashi doesn't usually drink*, but would he like to go drinking at a small restaurant? Or one of Sugiura's favorite cabaret clubs?* If two men drink together, it's easier to talk when a woman is there, isn't it? Misawa is demanding your agreement. If there are three men, the talk will increase, but even when there are two bastards drinking. 

Oh yeah, one last small thing. Mario was what Fujimaru was looking for during tour, but after all, it was best when he got home. That kind of game is only played in the toilet, and Mario this time is surprisingly difficult. It's only the 3rd stage, but before you know it, it's been about 30 minutes. Misawa's legs are always numb when he comes out of the toilet, even though it's western style. I think it's the same situation in most houses, but since the bathroom isn't properly air-conditioned, it's a tough season. After finishing games, I always realise that mobile games are bad for my eyes. It's only recently that backlights have become available, and it's amazing. Nowadays, I can feel the progress in technology even in games. But no matter how much technology advances, humans won't live in colonies, do you understand? Kotaro! And I can't wait forever for "secret doors", Ippei! 
This was Misawa, see you all in two weeks.       

Notes
Gold License: A tier for drivers who have demonstrated over the past five years exemplary behavior i.e. no road rage, citations, fines, speeding cautions, accidents, NOSAWA etc.     
Small, medium and large: Drivers licenses for different vehicle sizes i.e. a moped would be small, a car medium and a bus or truck large.  
Kenta Kobashi Document: Kobashi's photo book. Jun Akiyama once stuck a copy down his pants, walked from the ring like that, and handed it to one (debatably) lucky fan. 
Kobashi & drinking: Back in their All Japan days, Misawa thought it would be funny to take country bumpkin Kobashi out and get him drunk. Kobashi said he would be lying there, the world spinning around and wondering what day it was, when Misawa would appear and take him drinking again. Despite this, neither Kobashi or Misawa made their own juniors drink. 
Cabaret clubs: Hostess club. 

30TH JUNE 2006
It's hot, isn't it? These days I'm sweating unnecessarily (by the way, the sweat that isn't wasted is the sweat after practice). Speaking of sweat, recently, or for quite some time now, I'm dripping with it. I think that this diary is read by people of all ages, but isn't the sweat in your youth somewhat sour? If you wore a dark colored t-shirt and sweated, it looked salt blown*. Pimples are also unique to young people, and toxins must have been released in good way when they grow older. By the way, it's fine as long as you are sweating like this, but when the generation what doesn't sweat gradually comes, it is said that the waste matter builds up and cause aging odor. When I first heard the term "old person smell", I thought it was a "curry smell", and I was scratching my head wondering, "Why does it smell like curry?" (but I am sure there are many people who made that mistake).
However, I think that everyone can make such a silly mistake. The mistake that someone said previously on TV hit me hard. In the song from the anime, "Star of the Giants", when the part that says "Only one trial that I thought about, only one...", Yuma Hoshishi* is pulling a roller on the ground, it seems that person thought the roller was a tool called a kondara (note, a ground levelling tool, kind of like a roller from a steam roller, used to flatten surfaces). In other words, it's a story about "believe deeply" which the "giant roller" talks about. I don't know who it was as I can't remember, but I can't help but smile. Come to think of it, I haven't seen that roller lately and come to think if it, the current school doesn't have a dirt field, so I don't think it is necessary. 

As I began with nonsense, I would like to introduce a silly photo in this diary, continuing with a silly incident, let me introduce you to "GeGeGe no Kotaro*" The costume was given to Kotaro as a birthday present from "Kita no Sakeben" who is familiar with Kotaro's diary. His self introduction was "Black Panther of The North", but "there are no Leopards in The North!", so as a result he came to be called, "Salmon dialect of The North". Kotaro and Shio seem to be having a feast at the bar. On a side note, Kotaro and I have the same birthday and the same blood type, but he's just the same as my son I guess. I'm not good at getting ahead...
Enough of the nonsense, I'll answer Kobashi's question promptly. If I had to choose between tea and coffee, I would be more of a tea person, but I drink cafe au lait the most. 

Let's finish this time with a silly story...as I wrote in this beginning, the season is getting hotter and hotter than summer. I'm a car lover, so the season is tough. The reason is that the heat when getting into the car is painful. First of all, there is the seat. It takes time to reach a temperature when you can cool off and not sweat. Well, I convince myself that sweating is good for my metabolism, but this time of year, when I'm wearing bright gray or blue-colored glossy clothes, the sweat soaks through my skin. Unfortunately, the car has heated seats (I'm not proud of it, I'm not proud of it), but I've never used it. When I take a bath, it takes time for the sweat to wash off, and it's hard work. On top of that, I get eczema when I'm exposed to UV rays, so I can't go out much (I'm often told "Misawa-san, you look pale", but that's the reason). Summer is troublesome, but summer is my favorite season, so it is inconsistent. 

A new tour starts tomorrow. It will be the tour before the summer vacation, but this time too, the wrestlers will fight with all their strength, so please give them all your support.    
     
Notes
Salt blown: Appearance of white flecks  
Yuma Hoshishi: Main character of "Star of The Giants", an anime about school baseball
GeGeGe no Kotaro: Clever play on the name "GeGeGe no Kitaro", the protagonist of a manga character from "Kitaro of The Graveyard". The character is supernatural, swathed in long hair and a kimono, and throws sand at unsuspecting passersby's from the bamboo groves it lives in. 

7TH JULY 2006
Sorry, this is the first time in a week. I wish you all the best this week on behalf of Kobashi. I am sure that you are all worried about Kobashi. I have received many letters of encouragement to the office and many e-mails addressed to Kobashi on this site, and I am very grateful for your concern. Pro Wrestling Noah, it's precisely because we're in this kind of situation that we're going to do our best as usual, or even better than that, so I ask for your continued support.

So...shall we begin? Cheers (^_^). 
First, let's talk about the third SEM. My impression is now that "I can watch it somewhat with peace of mind". It's reassuring to hear that the young wrestlers will continue to do their best (although it is unfortunate that Ito injured his knee). You have to line up early for SEM, and I am looking forward to seeing you. 

The tour started on July 1st, but the day before the opening, I had a TV interview with Endo-san from Cocorico*. It is local to Kansai, but was mostly about professional wrestling, so I if you are in the Kansai area, I hope you will take a look. The program recorded on that day was "BRAVO*!" The recording was "a conversation while eating", but once I started talking, I couldn't eat. So, at that time, I suddenly thought of something I couldn't do...I didn't get to eat on my first date. Eating one on one with the opposite-sex...I like her too...I was filled to the brim with this feeling. I was hungry and really wanted to eat a lot, but I pretended to be cool and ordered a sandwich. Well actually, it's totally fine now, right? Let alone...(*Wink*) No, let's stop here.

Speaking of the opening, this tour started from Differ Ariake for the first time in a while. On the day of Differ, Kotaro bought this to me, saying "I didn't make it in time for your birthday, but..." He made it for me as a birthday present and said, "This is the President's exclusive Gundam". The model is from "Gundam Wing", but it's my favorite Gundam in the series. It seems that he worked hard to make it, so I'm happy. 

It's been a long time since I have been relieved, but this tour will have a big match at the Nippon Budokan, where Takayama* will make his comeback. Takayama will have his first match in two years, champion Akiyama and Sasaki (Kensuke), who has willingly agreed to participate despite Kobashi's absence, and of course the other wrestlers, all of whom will also go into the tour with their own feelings in their hearts. Kobashi, who is unable to participate in matches, is battling an illness. Thank you for your support on this tour, see you next week.   

Notes
Cocorico: Comedy duo, consisting of Shozo Endo and Naoki Tanaka. 
BRAVO!: Sports entertainment show, ran from April 4th 2006 to March 20th 2009. Misawa must have been one of the earliest guests. The show was split between Hanshin Tigers news and a guests corner.  
Takayama: Yoshihiro Takayama, he was returning from suffering a stroke in 2006.

14TH JULY 2006
Cheers!! This is Misawa (^_^). On days when the heat continues, how is everyone spending the week? Now, when I walk outside, in 30 minutes I can use a handkerchief twice.  

Noah is currently in the midst of the July tour. This tour is a little short at two weeks, and will focus on the Kansai and Tohoku regions*. When I am in the Kansai region, I often stay in Osaka, and so speaking of Osaka, I'd like to introduce you to a short and interesting story. In Osaka, there is a food that I am looking forward to somewhat, called "Tempura Curry". Simply put, it's a deluxe version of curry nanban* topped with tempura. There is a restaurant I often go, when I went I first went there I was surprised at how big and delicious it was. The Kansai style dashi soup is light and delicious to drink. Speaking of udon, it's a massive noodle similar to Sanuki udon, and since it comes in a large bowl, I think it's a bit extreme for the general public. Anyway, I've been looking forward to it ever since I went there for the first time. It used to be right next to the Osaka Prefectural Gymnasium, but the store moved and now it's in Namba. Sorry for the long introduction, but the day after I went out for drinks after the last Osaka event, I wanted to eat udon noodles, and when I went out in the evening, unfortunately the restaurant was closed between noon and night, so I couldn't help it. I was wandering around by myself wondering if there was anything else, and before I knew it, I was in the vicinity of MANDARAKE (it's a famous anime and live action film related shop) and surrounded by figure shops. As I was walking, thinking that this might be the rumored "Osaka Akihabara", a young man approached me and said politely, "You must be Mr. Misawa! Please can I shake your hand?" (as an aside, I was so happy that he said it so politely like this). One thing I am grateful for is the pattern of whispering "Mr Misawa" as we pass each other and then making a u-turn and saying, "Mr Misawa, please shake my hand". I am grateful that you can watch professional wrestling on TV, but when I was called out in front of the person in front of me...what is only the man in a couple knew me? The pattern becomes even more awkward. 
Man: It's Misawa!
Woman: Who?? Who??
Man: Excuse me, Mr Misawa, please shake hands.
Woman: Me too 
Sometimes in my heart (and out loud sometimes) at that time I was like, "Dude, you don't know me!! Don't shake hands with me right away". Sorry for the long introduction, but when I met such a pleasant young man, I asked him, "Is this the place said to be the Akihabara of Osaka?" He gave an even more accurate answer, "I've never been to Tokyo, so I don't know much about Akihabara, but this is commonly called "Otaku Road"
That's what I thought...I had a day off in Osaka with such an episode, so this time I ate "Kashiwa udon*". Actually, I wanted to eat Tempura curry, but the alcohol from the previous day was a bit painful, and so I also recommend the free-range chicken kashiwa udon with plenty of chicken meat. So, I strolled down the so-called otaku road by myself. What I bought is a secret, other than a big size soft vinyl (I was wondering if I could write "Kanki-san*") This is somewhere that only those in the know should understand. But I'm not a nerd, because I am not a nerd. During this tour, I spent my one day off like this. The next day, after the show in Kyoto, we went straight to "standing up*". This is a phrase used in our line of work, and it means that after the event is over, we don't stay overnight and move on (by the way, you spend a lot of time traveling by bus, so not getting motion sickness may be one of the conditions for becoming a professional wrestler.) This time, the day after Kyoto, we moved to the Tohoku region. I didn't stay in a hotel, so I just took a seat and flew back to Tokyo. It's nice to be able to go home early, but it's hard to get on the bus when sweating at a venue without showers* If it's late, the restaurant in the service area will be closed, so it's hard to eat. This time, I was able to eat at the last minute, around 10:00pm. I returned to Tokyo at 2:00am. After that, I went home and prepared for the next tour. I'm looking forward to seeing everyone at the venue without any injuries, until the final match in the Nippon Budokan. And I would like to inform you that Kobashi, who you have been worried about, has just completed the surgery as I announced the other day. Of course, I think he still has some pain, but I have received reports that Kobashi himself is doing very well. Ladies and gentlemen, please continue to support us. See you next week.  
 
Notes
Kansai & Tohoku: North (Tohoku) and South (Kansai) Japan, roughly Hiroshima to Aomori.
Curry Nanban: Marufuji said he used to buy Misawa "Chicken Nanban" during the All Japan era when he was a trainee. 
Kashiwa Udon: Gourmet chicken dish from North Kyushu
Kanki-san: The totally not a nerd Misawa shopped Osaka's nerd road and bought a big soft vinyl figure from Kamen Rider.
Standing up: Play on words, this basically refers to standing up to urinate while on a moving transport, and having it splash.
Venue without showers: This has given rise to some infamous moments - the old Yokohama Bunka Gym was notorious for it's old fashioned conditions, Kenoh recalls forgetting to turn on the hot water and having to run round the venue in a sweater (yes, that was all) to turn it on in order to have a shower. A lot of the time rural venues did not have facilities which meant that the roster could shower, and one time (fairly recently but after Misawa's era) they all got on the bus in the heat of summer, with the air con broken down.   

21 JULY 2006
Cheer up! The Budokan is over, and this is Misawa, who is these days battling the pain in his body. How was The Budokan? I will write about that later...actually, two days before the Budokan, I tore my right ligament after the Fukushima show. When the match was over, and I was thinking, "Oh, it's only a day until the Budokan", and at that moment my knee clicked. I thought, "What?". But at the time, I didn't feel much pain, so I thought I was fine. That night, when I was drinking with Kotaro and others, I couldn't get up when I wanted to go to the bathroom, and it seems that I hurt my ligament. (The next part doesn't translate, but he likens the pain the next morning to be being like shot with an arrow). This kind of thing happens sometimes. It is not uncommon to get injured when the tour is over, or when you are in the middle of a series of matches. It would be nice if we could concentrate on the Budokan, but... it means that we should not focus on technique until the end. Although I regretted my lack of learning ability, the next day I felt a little uncomfortable, but I was relieved to find that it had disappeared from the day before. At The Budokan I think that I managed to do something without the fans and the opponents noticing, but what do you think? 
With that in mind, let's talk about The Budokan. 
Thank you to the enthusiastic cheers, and I'm personally happy that Takayama was able to return safely (I haven't heard about the pain after the match, so I can't say for sure). Again, a personal matter, but I injured my shoulder during the match. I hurt my right shoulder. When I went to the top rope, the joint felt uncomfortable. The next day was a holiday, and so since the hospital was closed, I went on Tuesday. 

Every time I have an X-ray, I think it is a tough job. After all, my job is a professional wrestler. Every time I have an X-RAY, I am amazed at how deformed my bones are. This time I was told, "Rightly, this bone should be round, but it's pointy and deformed". Since pain is caused by the inflammation in serious injuries, he said it would calm down as the day progressed. However, I can't raise my right arm, in other words, I can't use it. I am using my left hand to wipe my poop, it's very hard to use it (grin). Okay, let's get down to the chinko stuff*, for example, I think for the general public jamming a finger is the common practice. It's hard to wipe even with one finger. If you have a broken elbow or shoulder and can't use your dominant hand, it's really inconvenient. In times like this, it's easier to use a fork to eat rice. 
The hardest part is the bath and the restroom. When in the bath, of course the warm water shouldn't be used when injured, so don't go in the bathtub as it hurts just by putting pressure on it. If you have hurt your knee, you can't use a Japanese style toilet*. If you have hurt your lower back, you won't be able to hold on, and if you push too hard, your lower back will throb and hurt. If you have never been seriously injured, please read this and use it as a reference in case of emergency. I don't know if it will help further, but as I wrote earlier, when you have a shoulder or arm injury and cannot wipe your buttocks, it is very convenient to have a washlet. Recently, more and more hotels are equipped with washlets, but to be honest, I'm not sure if I should use the washlets in hotels...) By the way, I've never used a bidet, (this is where I'm going to say, "It's obvious, isn't it?", but I'm sure there are men out there who have tried to push that button.) Oh yeah, we went from a health check-up story to a stool test story a while ago, but is that test still called a "stool test"? But, since it's a "stool examination", I guess ``stool examination'' would be fine, but the reason I suddenly wrote that is because compared to my previous examinations, it doesn't feel like a "really good stool examination".
Did you know that it has also evolved considerably?
Right now, there's a stick that's a little thicker than the toothpick on the lid of the small container that holds the liquid and has a tip that looks like a net, so I trace the poop with the tip of the stick and snap the lid on, and that's it. It was completely different as a child. I don't know what to say, but you put "the poop itself" in a plastic case like you would put an ointment in with a disposable chopstick. After that, I put it in a bag and brought it to school, but I really didn't want to hand it in. Furthermore, I heard from an old acquaintance that for older men, they used a matchbox. The matchboxes were arranged in a system that each person prepared, and I heard that some friends brought oversized matchboxes...it was a great story. Continuing with the following story, I always have a hard time being sudden when I have a stool test in a Western-style toilet. My advice for people who are having trouble is to put the paper down and sit as far forward on the toilet seat as possible. It's a silly story, but when it comes out, it's better to get the poop out. It's poop that excretes the toxins from the body the most, so you shouldn't pretend to be be cool. Now, I can hear voices saying, "What the hell is going on, Misawa, this time it's full of poop jokes," I'm going to stop here for now, as I'm afraid you'll be amazed at how irresponsible I am.

Thanks to everyone's support, we were able to complete our July tour and our final event at the Nippon Budokan. Pro-wrestling Noah will be entering its 7th year in August, and we, the wrestlers and employees, will continue to do our best without forgetting our original intentions so that we can respond to everyone's support. The hot days are still continuing, but please take care of yourself so that you don't lose to the summer fatigue and a summer cold. 
"Are you going to end it in a serious way all of a sudden?" 
See you next week! Misawa. 

Notes
Chinko: Slang for penis
Japanese style toilet: He means when you squat.

28TH JULY 2006
Cheers! I wonder if the rainy season will finally end. It's a weather that makes you think, but how are you all doing? It's enough, even if it is raining. I'm Misawa, and it's been hot here. I think it's because Japan is very humid, but sometimes it doesn't cool down at all even when it rains this season. But for some reason, no matter how hot and sweaty I get, I prefer summer to winter. 

Noah started to incorporate "Cool Biz*" last year. Until then, not only the employees, but also the board member athletes basically wore suits and ties when they came to work. It can't be helped that the wrestlers are big, but for some reason there are many employees who are overweight, so wearing ties and jackets in midsummer is inefficient! So, starting last year, it is now OK to come to work without a tie, but it's surprisingly difficult. Noah seems to deviate from the original purpose of Cool Biz (to increase the set temperature of the air conditioner to save energy and prevent global warming), and there are many people who think that "Cool Biz = comfortable clothes are OK". And the set temperature of the air conditioner remains the same as before. The puzzling situation continues. I want to cherish the contrast, so I basically wear a suit when I go to work, but I don't like stiff clothes. Of course, I prefer casual clothes. At the age of 44, I'm the only person I know who usually wears shorts. Of course, when I say "shorts", I don't usually wear shorts that go down to the middle of my thighs like I used to when I was a kid, but rather just below my knees, but I don't see them very often in my generation. The length is the length of the "Bermuda shorts" that I often saw adults wearing when I was a kid, but I don't think many young people know about Bermuda shorts. To make it easier to understand, the length of suteteko* is shorter, but younger people might not know about suteteko. I don't know if short pants is the best way to put it, but if an overweight person wore them, they would be General from "Himitsu no Akko-chan". 
And Izumida is exactly like this general. 
Well, rather than pretending, it's just the way it is, right? When it comes to clothes, we often receive fan mail with enquiries like "Where can you buy clothes?" or "What is your size?". Like other athletes, I stock up on clothes when I go abroad. That being said, my size is XXL, and even though they have a variety of items up to XL, when it comes to XXL*, the designs and colors suddenly decrease. I have quite a few t-shirts, but I have a hard time with other clothes, so when I find a design that I like, I buy several in different colors. Jeans are 38 inches, which I think is probably the best-selling size in America? We (as in Japan) make different kinds, I have a hard time as they sell out and go, and the length doesn't match. Well, if you buy it over there, if the length matches, you can wear it with the hem as it is, so it's pretty easy. This is a bit off topic, but when I wear something green in my casual clothes, my fans say, "It figures, it is a connection". To be blunt, I don't really have a particular preference*. I sometimes prefer primary colors for everyday clothes, but it's not related, it's just a coincidence. So, if you see me wearing green clothes, please don't delve into it. Speaking of shoes, the normal shoe size is 28cm, which is the equivalent to 10 in inches. By the way, both Kotaro and Fujimaru have bigger feet than I do. Kotaro is definitely over 29cm, and Fujimaru chooses a larger size shoe, if you were to put our three feet side by side, people would definitely think they are taller than me. 

Well, I think that many of you will be returning to your hometowns for the Obon Festival* soon, but are there any foods that you took for granted, but are surprisingly common only in your own home? In my case, it's tomatoes. These days, tomatoes are eaten all year round rather than in summer, but how do you eat them with sugar? This used to be a summer snack in my house. Perhaps it was limited to Hokkaido. I am sure that there are some of you who are thinking, "Eh?", but it's surprisingly good, so please try it. Another thing that comes to my mind during the summer is that many young people these days have tattoos, and while I think they are doing it stylishly, when you have a tattoo it is frequently not possible to go into pools or hot springs*. If you are thinking of having a child, considering that you will be going to the pool with your child during the summer vacation, maybe you should wait a little longer...? I think it's around this time of day, even if your kid wants to go to the pool, you can't go with them. As we think about these things, July is coming to an end and it is reality of summer. I believe that everyone has their own ways of spending their summer vacations, those who are into club activities and those who are studying for entrance exams. I believe that the things you concentrate on during the summer, will come to fruition in the fall. Let's get through the summer with the good spirits without getting sick (grin).
This was Misawa, see you next week. 

Notes
Cool Biz: Japanese Ministry of the Environment campaign which encouraged people to wear lighter clothes and asked companies to set their air conditioners to 28°C in the summer​ 
Suteteko: A knee-length garment that men wear over their underwear, usually worn under a kimono or hakama.
Himitsu no Akko-chan: Manga from the 1960s which ran until the 2010s. "General" was an overweight boy with pants that didn't fit properly. 
XXL: Mayumi Misawa wrote in "The Last Bump" that by the end of his life, Misawa's size had increased even from this. 
Green: Misawa chose green as Noah's color (and his own) as this was the color of Horst Hoffman, a German wrestler who Misawa admired, not because it was his favorite color.
Obon: Japan's season of fire and farewells. Obon occurs in the heat of summer, when the veil between this world and the next is at the thinnest, and the deceased come back to visit their ancestral/familial homes. Special foods are eaten with a place set aside for ancestors, special dances are organized and people will travel home to their hometowns to be with their families, and attend to the family graves. At the end of the three days, the dead are seen off by floating lanterns on the sea or down a river. Touchingly, even the dead with no family left are remembered, as are the "wandering spirits", who may be passing by a household at the time of the festival. In the Western world most ghost stories are traditionally set "on a cold dark night" usually in winter, in Japan, most ghost stories occur in summer on a moonlit night.   
Tattoos in Japan: Often associated with Yakuza. 

4TH AUGUST 2006
Cheers! The rainy season, which caused enormous damage to all of Japan, was said to be over, so I guess it's over. After such hot days, how do people without coolers sleep? I can't sleep without a cooler! It's around this time that I am thinking that. 

Today's topic is...recently, I went drinking with members of the training camp (plus Kotaro), and of course, Ippei-chan, who loves Lawson*, was among them. Ippei wrote in Kotaro's diary that he "loves Lawson", but I didn't understand why in the diary, so lets reveal why he loves Lawson here! There's a Lawson near the training camp, but Ippei hasn't been back since he went there. When I thought about it, it seemed that he had completely finished using the toilet and came back. He who uses a toilet which is one minute away from the dojo...Speaking of toilets, this reminds me of an friend's story. Have you ever used a toilet at a convenience store? Here's "Poop Vol 2". Tada!! The friend of mine held a big party, and suddenly rushed into a convenience store to borrow the toilet, but he was quite desperate...so he took off his pants, and then felt relief...that's when my stupid friend realized that the lid was down. 
So what happened after that? 
When I asked about it, he said that he lifted the lid. While doing this. This guy, who is he? Well, he's not one of Noah's, but by the way he lives in Hokkaido. When I think of Hokkaido, I think of tomatoes covered in sugar, which I wrote about in my diary last week. There seems to be this way of eating it all over the country, regardless of the region, but it seems to be more popular in Hokkaido, but if you eat too much sugar, you will get diarrhea. Speaking of things which are sugared, I used to like umeboshi* coated with sugar, and when I ate too much it upset my stomach. I also remembered an Elementary school teacher, he was an elderly man, and when sugar became available after the war, he licked too much of it and had diarrhea. 
This has become a story of memories. 
By the way, Spoon Mark* is normal for both tomatoes and umeboshi, but nowadays we don't appreciate sugar anymore, but not so long ago, people used to appreciate it. Also, strawberries and sugar were a common way of eating in the old days. Adding milk to this makes it even more luxurious, but eating it with sugar was a fun way to eat it. I didn't use milk very often, but we had a spoon at home specifically for squashing strawberries. It was shaped like a strawberry, which when I think of it now, is a lot of attention to detail. Today, strawberries themselves are much sweeter than they used to be, so maybe that's why I don't eat them very often, but when I was a kid the ultimate way to eat strawberries was with condensed milk. Condensed milk was a luxury, and wasn't like it is today. Occasionally when I bought it, the quantity was a lot, so I used to dissolve it in hot water and drink it. I have a feeling that people of my generation would understand, but what do you think? So the best way to eat shaved ice was with Strawberry milk, or if you are Misawa, with shiratama*. 
Somehow, this time ended with a chat*. I was going to write a story about going out drinking, but it's time!! (Here [what time is it[ it's time to hit the road). I will write about it on another occasion. See you next week.   

Notes
Lawson: Chain of convenience stores 
Umeboshi: Pickled plums in English, sometimes "Salted Plums". Usually eaten as a side dish with rice. 
Spoon Mark: Japan's most popular sugar brand
Shiratama: Rice dumpling. 
Ended with a chat: Mercifully, we never found out about Ippei and the toilets.

11TH AUGUST 2006
Hello, it's hot, isn't it? This is Misawa, who is thinking of delaying the opening sentence one by one. Well, sorry for being so quick....it's too hot, it's too humid...it's too much...
I'll pick myself up and continue with last weeks story. 
We all went out to eat Chanko. The athletes who live at the dojo eat Chanko every day, so it may not be that rare, but they seem to look forward to it because the ones they make themselves and the ones made professionally* at the store are different. By the way, when we're in Tokyo, the shop we sometimes visit is called "Saga Hikaru"*, it's a one minute walk from Minami-Gyotoku station on the Tozai line (it doesn't take long), but it's at...this time, I was invited by Daizen Takahiro* It's not only Chanko, but all the dishes served are delicious, so if you're in the area, please give it a try. We started with sashimi, followed by horse sashimi and beef sashimi, and finally salt chankonabe. At the restaurant we ate it as it was, with traditional weak dashi stock. After eating and drinking our fill, we moved on to a bar. Everyone sang various songs, but Ippei was still singing Hironobu Kageyama as usual. I love it, but lately I've always been singing the same thing, so there are times when I end up stopping the karaoke performance in the middle. I would like him to increase his repertoire.  
When the sky started to lighten, and it was time to leave. The familiar "northern salmon bento", which you know from Kotaro Suzuki's diary, disappeared in the direction of Asakusa...by the way, it seems that when a certain wrestler* gets drunk, he gets naked, and there is a picture on Kotaro's phone. Fortunately, this time ended without me having to see the spectacle. 

Speaking of August, it's Noah's anniversary. The day of the event was a hot day from the morning, but compared to those days* the scenery around Differ has changed a lot. At the back of the company, the sea used to be there until recently, but the land has been completely reclaimed, and the sea is getting farther away. Condominiums are being built, the Yurikamome is running, and a new road leading to Ginza has been built...I really feel like I'm observing the changes in this area. By the way, if you head straight on the road to Ginza at the side of the company, you will arrive there in no time. There is a station called "Shijo-mae"* midway on the Yurikamome, and "Tsukiji" will move here in the future. Oh, Tsukiji is a place name, so when it moves in, it's a name you will understand. The market is moving. I don't hate fish, but I don't think anyone likes the smell of stale fish, so I'm sure the new establishment is taking precautions. 

Regarding my shoulder that everyone was worried about, trainer told me strictly "Don't move it", but as I kept calm, I began to recover little by little. What I think about when I get injured is, "Ah, my car is fine with automatic". The injury was so painful that I was driving only with my left hand, but this would be impossible if it wasn't an automatic. But my license isn't just limited to automatics*. It's not cool, but I won't say who's got an automatic license (by the way, there's a few wrestlers). That said, my match will be held in the blink of an eye this week. During Obon, the Ariake area gets very crowded with the Tokyo Bay fireworks display and then Comiket* at the International Exhibition Hall. Those who are coming to watch the show at Differ on the 13th will be in the midst of the summer vacation, and the trains and roads will be crowded. The restaurants will also be quite crowded, so it would be better to plan to eat curry at Differ. If you are planning to meet at a shop, I think it would be safer to come here after finishing your meal and waiting. If you think about it like this, there are many different ways to enjoy the summer. There may have been fireworks displays in Saitama and Tochigi, but I didn't have the time to enjoy such things because I was so busy with club activities during the summer vacation. It was a depressing time when practice increased during summer vacation. Especially when I was in High School, as there was an Inter-High School, so it was really hard. When I went to the dojos in the Self Defense Forces or at a University, the practice times were strictly decided, so I was made to practice endlessly to the point where I felt at ease. In this way, I can hardly remember the summers of my school days. So, let's take a step back, I wonder what everyone is wearing in their homes when it's this hot? At home, I mostly wear pants and one pair of shorts. Oddly enough, I think women with big breasts must have a hard time sweating and even if that is not the case, women seem to care about getting rid of unwanted hair at this time of year. In other words I like beautiful women....
(Erection implication)
This is Misawa. 
It's abrupt, but see you next week. 

Note
Making Chanko: Naomichi Marufuji commented that because he was a former sumo Takeshi Rikio's chanko was the tastiest.
Saga Hikaru: Restaurant still exists
Daizen Takahiro: Former sumo wrestler from Osaka
A certain wrestler: Probably Kotaro, he told a very similar story about getting naked and walking the streets after karaoke because he was drunk (credit, Metal-Noah)
Scenery around Differ: Noah moved in in 2000. The wrestlers & staff had to park in a nearby bakery factory car-park, which was demolished years later due to expansion of the Yurikamome line, but this caused a rodent problem at Differ Ariake when the rats found Differ was their new source of food and travelled along the pipes.
Shijo-Mae: Literally "Market Front"
Tsukiji: Literally means "reclaimed land", but is probably best known for being a famous fish market. 
Driving licenses: AT (automatic) and MT (manual). With an AT only license, you cannot drive an MT vehicle.
Comiket: Fan convention for self publishing comic writers.
Inter High School: Inter-scholastic athletics.

18TH AUGUST 2006
Hello, this is Misawa.
Now that Obon is over and the summer vacation is almost over, how are you all doing? If you're a fan, you probably know that Noah have matches every year during the Obon season. This year there will be a three day event on August 13th, 14th and 15th. Firstly, on the 13th (Sunday) after the Differ Ariake event was over, we moved to Utsunomiya. We ate at a service station on the way, and since most of the restaurants in the service area are open until 22:00, we were barely able to eat. We arrived at our hotel in Utsunomiya a little before 23:00. I thought that I would just go to sleep, but in the end we decided to go out for a drink, and so Kotaro and Ippei went out to Utsunomiya Station and saw a sign that was glowing red. I experienced "Shirokiya" for the first time. For a long time, I had been wondering if it was "SHIRAKIYA" or "SHIROKIYA", but this was a first hand experience and I found out that it was "Shirokiya". From today "Uomin* = gyomin" and "Warawara = Shosho* is called. It's pretty embarrassing if you do it without knowing it, but since I've been doing it for a long time, no one will bother me*. Returning to the topic...I returned to the hotel at 2am, and we moved to Sendai the next day. After checking in at the hotel, we went to the venue. You can read the report on the website about the match, but that day I went out drinking with an acquitance in Sendai, but left early at 4am. Kotaro and Ippei were taken away by the acquaintance. When I heard about it the next day, I heard that he had been drinking until 7am, but still the match was still very steady, so I thought "The young man is doing well". 

The next day was the annual Minase show, but this years event will be the last. There were many people who said that they were sad that it was ending this year, but I was very annoyed with the many people who said, "Please do it again next year". We are all sad too, but it's not because of Noah's circumstances, but because of the organizer's circumstances. At first, this event was held under the auspices of "Minase Village", but due to the merger of municipalities, it became "Yuzawa City" instead of "Minase Village". It is not possible for Minase to do the planning alone, and it will be necessary to coordinate with everyone in Yuzawa. Some of the people who called out to me, seemed to be irritated, even those who didn't know the situation, that is why I couldn't say it too forcefully. Outdoor matches are rarely experienced these days, so I hope you will call me again if there is the chance. As for the match, you can check it on the site for this day, but my right shoulder, which had been recovering, was injured again. Well, there is more than a week until the next match, so I will do my best to fix it (I can't help but do my best...) 
By the way, Minase doesn't have any showers because the event was an outdoor one, but as we were going back to Tokyo by bus, I wanted to do something about it....so we decided to use a small pool for children. Like you do. What's more, the water comes from the mountains, so it was freezing cold and Ogawa and I were screaming as we showered. Then the bus headed to Tokyo. It was about 4:30 when we arrived at the office*, but for some reason I couldn't sleep, so I ended up playing GameBoy on the bus. Well, doing that in the dark really hurts my eyes, and my eyes get tired.

Like as I wrote at the beginning, there are only a few days left for summer vacation. When I was a student, I didn't do homework during this period, so I was in a hurry. Besides, when the summer vacation runs out, I feel depressed, it's sad when you think, "ten more days, one more week". Well, I think that working people have already gone back to work, but I hope that students and society members alike will please make use of the summer experience in their future life. I think there are many people who have had (omitted) experiences and bitter experiences, but I hope that you will think positively and do your best in your future life. People who have experienced (omitted) this summer, I am collecting your e-mails. I can't write about (omitted) stuff, but if it's (omitted) in your e-mails, it's okay. For those of you who read my diary and thought, "What's wrong Misawa, there was only a few dirty jokes", that's why I'm waiting for your mail. Mind you, poop jokes are not dirty jokes for me....(grin)

See you next week
Misawa!   

Notes
Uomin: Local Sake
Warawara (smile, laugh) = Shosho (a Japanese comedy duo)
KENTA told a story of when Noah were in Haokdate, and he was eating with some locals and Kenta Kobashi, and Kobashi asked him if he liked the band "Judy & Mary" and whether he liked Judy or Mary. "Judy & Mary" were a local four peice band, which Kobashi thought were a duo. To avoid embarrassment for Kobashi as the locals were giggling, KENTA said "Judy".
Office: Differ Ariake the complex where Noah had their dojo, dormitories and offices. 
OMITTED: I.DON'T.WANT.TO.KNOW!

25TH AUGUST 2006
Hello, this is Misawa telling himself that he has a match tomorrow, and so he will do his best. 

This time, I would like to start with the "Yakiniku Family Event" (also known as the Suzuki Family Relief Project") which was held last week. For those of you who won the lottery, I hope you enjoyed it. I'm sorry for those who couldn't make it, but I hope that you will have another chance to participate. As for me, I think I had a good time drinking (while trying to figure out what "within limits" means...)
One thing that caught my attention was Morishima. He was pretty drunk, so event attendees, is he okay? I'm sure you were worried, but Morishima called me at 3pm the next day. He doesn't remember anything after the party broke up at Tokyo station at 5pm, but he seemed to be fine. When Morishima got drunk, we muttered "How are we going to carry him?" A limp 130kg is quite heavy. Even an ordinary girl would be pretty heavy when she has lost her strength (although I've never carried one...) and athletes are pretty heavy when they're drunk. By the way, "Family" is not a yakiniku restaurant that is exclusively for events, so if you are in the area, please stop by even during normal business hours. 

Well, this week, the next topic is "Health Examination".
I woke up at 7am, and had the health checkup at 8:30am, or rather the "Human Dog" ("woof..woof"...you are a dog and you are holding a conversation). Whenever I work early in the morning, I always think that being early in the morning is bad for a day off. For me, getting up early is not a boon. In the first place, it is difficult for people who are night owls to not eat anything after 9pm. To summarize, it was hard again this time. Barium, of course. Enter the room...make a disgusted face...the doctor (who knows) "Misawa-san, do you hate Barium?"...(Me. Quickly) I hate it!...almost no one likes barium. What do you mean by giving me barium to drink with "Don't burp"? So while suppressing the feeling, I wash down the barium and the foaming agent* all at once. Lie down for three rotations (i.e. the scan) and at this point I am drenched in cold sweat and normal sweat. I don't think the actual time was too long, but it was a tough time for me.
Later, the doctor, said to me when I was drenched in sweat, "Misawa-san, you must have sweated more than in matches", next he said, "Is Kobashi-san okay?". Kobashi is currently recuperating at home. Thank you very much for your concern. After that conversation, I left the room I and my dog clothes (I guess) were wet with sweat, I was given six laxative tablets, and I took two on the spot. People who have never used barium may misunderstand that poop is white and seedless for two days, but it is not pure white. It's like when brown turns into yellow. By the way, this is not a silly story, but a medical one. After I had finished all the medical tests, the receptionist asked me if I wanted to wait thirty minutes for the results other than the blood tests, but what did I want to do? I thought that it would be a problem if the laxative worked during that 30 minutes and something happened, so I decided to have the results mailed to me. I'll report back here when I get the results (no..., maybe not...). 

As I wrote at the beginning, matches will start tomorrow, but I will do my best not to get hurt during the hot weather.  
"Unkochinchin"*(For those of you who know what this is, it's a nostalgic joke by Mr Cha Kato.) *grin*......I hear some voices asking why this is the end, but I will see you next week.

Notes
Sadly, Morishima's drinking would affect him later in life, and he was arrested for assaulting a taxi driver.  
Human dog: Typo which has become infamous in Japan to refer to health examinations, (other equivalents are "Human Dock"). Misawa uses the "Human Dog" one.
Foaming agent: In English this is known as "blowing agent". Basically a chemical that is added to produce foam in a product (i.e. sodium bicarbonate)
Unkochinchin: This is hard to explain (mercifully) but means something along the lines of "shit dick". The joke, which combines the two great favorites of Misawa's humor (toilet and genitals) was said by Cha Kato (a Japanese comedian who Misawa mentions) on TV in 1971 at the end of the watershed, 8pm, when kids were still watching. Naturally, parents complained, but children (and anyone of Misawa's humor) thought it was the funniest thing ever.  

1ST SEPTEMBER 2006
Cheers! It's still hot in the gym right now. This is Misawa from the middle of Navigation. 
"What is Navigation"
In our case, the title of each tour always includes the word "NAVIGATION"*, in short "NAVIGATION" is the title of each tour. "Touring" is old-fashioned, and I'm reluctant to say "series*" as there is no "series" attached to this, and neither am I "on tour", so I'm "Navigating". So from now on, let's go with "On Navigation". I firmly promise to say "On Navigation" during matches during the tour. After reading this, when you see me at the venue, please say "Your Navigating now, aren't you?" Even though I'm still navigating, I'm still "commuting" mainly to the Kanto region (I feel like I wrote this in the diary before, but it's a schedule where I leave Tokyo and return to Tokyo without staying overnight), so it's not a very interesting story. I don't have anything to say...I'll write about something interesting when I come across it during my stay in the countryside. 

It's both hot and cold, and the days of difficulty in sleeping continue, but how are you all doing? I keep the air conditioner running until I wake up, and the other day I had a night sweat, so I lowered the temperature halfway. It's definitely not good for the body, but am I the only one who thinks it's nice to sleep wrapped in a blanket while the season is a little chilly? But it will soon be the season when you will can enjoy a long and pleasant sleep a little more. I was wondering what kind of alarm clock do you use? It's surprisingly difficult to wake up, isn't it? For those who use electric alarms, if there is a power outage like last time, the clock will stop and you won't be able to wake up. It's hard to choose an alarm clock....I think that many people now use their cell phones as alarm clocks, but I don't know how to use the alarm function, so I can't use it. Besides, if you use your phone as an alarm clock, it will be a problem if it runs out of power, and to prevent this, you need a power source at your bedside, and above all, if you recieve a phone call or an e-mail, you will wake up*. That's probably the biggest drawback to using your mobile phone as an alarm clock. 
So, what are you using!? 
This is what I use, an Ultraman Alarm Clock. ("It's battery powered isn't it?" he said, digging a hole for himself...) It makes the transformation sound* (But I'm not a geek). After this when it gets cooler, it's easier to sleep. Let's all be careful not to oversleep. By the way, I used to be a latecomer because there are times when I often travelled by car. In the past when meeting friends or going out for drinks, it was common for me to be an hour late, although I wouldn't go so far as to say absolutely. Since my friends were drinking, I think it was okay...As for going out drinking, I have been out drinking with the young wrestlers again and again. The karaoke booth we went to this time, had a variety of costumes to rent, and Ippei entered the box we were in dressed as a High School girl. It's fortunate that he came into the booth that we were in, but without a moment's delay, Kotaro whispered, "President, ignore, ignore. Let's ignore". Ippei came in thinking that he would be a hit, but everyone ignored him completely, so Ippei sat lonely at the corner of the booth, "I thought that would be funny", but he was sad that it wasn't. Well, I hoped that it would be a good life experience for him. 

Finally....Taniguchi's* Terminator impression is excellent.
(Hums the Terminator Theme)
See you next week!     

Notes
Navigation: Names ranged from the poetic "Navigation with storms" to the abstract "Shiny Navigation". Noah no longer use "Navigation" as much as they used to, but have settled for "Voyage". 
Series: All Japan used this a lot, i.e. "Giant Series", "Summer Tag Series", so rather an a "reluctance", he probably had an aversion. 
Misawa vs cell phones: I think he was a technophobe, or else typical of his generation and new fangled technology. 
Transformation sound: When Ultraman becomes Ultraman, I have left out the sound effects that Misawa includes as they are hard to explain, other than it makes the theme and then shooting noises. 
Taniguchi: Shuhei Taniguchi.

8TH SEPTEMBER 2006

Cheers! In the peak of Navi (if you don't know what that means, please refer to last week's diary...or rather, it will be over in a day) in terms of matches it was a short "Navi", but this is Misawa, who is slightly tired. The schedule for the first half was a close commute, and commuting is surprisingly tiring, isn't it? So, first of all, I will briefly list the schedule since the last diary entry. On the 2nd (Saturday) after Differ, we travelled to Fuji. The next day was the Aichi Prefectural Gymnasium on the 3rd (Sunday), we left the hotel in Fuji in the morning and went directly to the venue. You can check the match on the website, but the next day was a holiday, so after the match the usual members (Ogawa, Kotaro and Ippei) ate their usual meal (Yakiniku). Since it's too late to eat while navigating after the event is over, I often end up eating yakiniku or going to a Izakaya. So, on that day I didn't want to eat much, and so I had yakiniku as a side dish for drinking. Towards the end, I remember suddenly thinking, "The Shochu has gotten darker". I think I was drunk before I knew it. On the 3rd, the matches started at 4pm, so compared to the pattern of going out drinking after the event, which usually starts at 6:30pm, I got off to an early start, and although I don't remember much, I think I probably got home around 2:00. 
It seems that Ogawa, Kotaro, and Ippei went out drinking again after that.
Later on, Misawa thought, "I wish I had been invited too."
Then, in the evening of the next day, Ippei sent me a mail saying "Sorry I couldn't answer the phone. I was going to change my cell phone." "I didn't call you, and I wonder why Ippei went to change his phone?" As I thought about it, my memories gradually came back. Come to think of it, I might have put Ippei's phone in the Shochu when I was drunk, and stirred it up. If I remember correctly, I think he was singing Gagari-kun's* music...By the way, I didn't call Ippei the next day, so perhaps he thought that he might have received a phone call while he was on the way to change models. I'm sorry, Ippei. So, instead of directly apologizing to the person himself, I am going to apologize here (grin). But it's true that I was the first one, but after that, Ogawa and Kotaro also got in on it, so I don't know who actually got the kill. According to what I heard, the vibe didn't stop after the first shot. Secondly, Ogawa put it in a mug of beer and stirred it. 
Everyone, be careful not to drink too much. When I charged into that, I said "It's not everyone, it's you". Speaking of drinking too much, I remembered that the results of the health checkup have arrived. Blood sugar and uric acid levels are within normal range. There were some bad points, but I feel like I'll be able to manage it with moderation on a daily basis, so don't worry too much. As expected, my liver numbers are bad, but that's because I drank too much. I should be careful not to drink too much. 

Well, tomorrow is the final round of this Navi, at The Nippon Budokan. It goes without mentioning the main event, but I think that watching the other matches at the venue will be the most enjoyable, so if you have time, please do. I hope you will be able to come. This time it has become like a reflection diary during the provincial tour. See you next week (grin)
  
Notes
Gagakari-kun: Technowave/electronica band. I think they may have done music for a phone commercial, which is what Misawa is referencing here. 

15TH SEPTEMBER 2006 

Cheers! This is Misawa, who has caught a cold. 
It's been a while since my last diary entry, but let's start with the continuation. After my match last Thursday, I went to Tokyo without taking a shower. At that time, I already had a feeling that I was going to catch a cold, and I wondered if I was going to be okay, so I took a bath and went to bed. It figures that the next day it came, bit by bit. When I took my temperature, it was 37°C. Figuring that it had come, I attended a party of an acquintance from 18:00 to 23:00, at midnight I went home and immediately went to bed. As you all know, I had a match at the Budokan on Saturday. My fever didn't go down, and I couldn't stop coughing, but I managed to do my best to have the match. How was it? It
was tough, but I thought to concentrate on the match, and I succeeded in trying out my new technique. Well, somehow, the Navi this time (although it wasn't safe) ended successfully. So, after the match ended on Saturday, I heard that Ippei had caught a cold...that guy..."I had a cold, did I catch it from him?" Ippei, it's you!!! I often get my colds from people around me, incidentally I used to get them from Kotaro.

Changing the subject, here's a story about Noah's Terminator (Taniguchi). In a project of the establishment of a certain northern salmon dialect, you have to drink 30 bottles of Yakult within 7 minutes, and then endure 30 minutes (you can't go to the toilet). According to Sakeben, none of our members have succeeded. The rule is that each participant contributes 10,000 yen each, and the winner gets the full amount. Shiozaki, Hirayanagi, and Ippei seem to have failed in the past, and according to their experiences, it's hard to drink all of it. He did it. My Terminator. Way to go! There were 5 people in the party that day, but first of all, we had to finish all the drinks within the time limit. At this point, the 50,000 was doubled (Kyosen Ohashi* style) The prize money increased to 100,000 yen! In the 30 minutes after we finished drinking, he even sang us a song...or rather, he sang karaoke for 30 minutes and got the 100,000 yen! By the way, I got bored with three bottles, but Yakult is said to be good for your health, so if you are concerned about your health, try one bottle a day (I'm the old lady of Yakult). If Yakult is good for you, Joie* is even better for you...I wonder if it is Yakult? 

Well, this season, the weather is going to be hot and cold, and the temperature will continue to fluctuate wildly, but everyone, be careful not to catch a cold like I did. I get depressed when I get sick, and I have no motivation to do anything. When I catch a cold, all I do is go to the bathroom. Even Ippei doesn't go to Lawson if he catches a cold. By the way, as a follow-up to last week's diary, Ippei's phone was pink. If white and pink come together, it's usually white. It was Misawa who muttered "Don't make it pink". Noah is currently off, but I think there will be opportunities to meet everyone at events, so please join us. Until then, I'll be sure to get over my cold. *Coughs* (grin). See you next week! Misawa.

Notes
Kyosen Ohashi: Showa era Entertainer who was involved in horse racing, and for a while was the host of "Derby Quiz" on television.
Joie: Dairy drink

22ND SEPTEMBER 2006. 

Cheer up, it's getting cooler, but there are still hot days ahead. But the lingering summer heat is over, not "Zensho". This is Misawa making an old man joke*. 

Well, this cold is pretty dead. It took more than a week to get over it. I had to go to the hospital twice because of the severe cough. When he went to the hospital, he was prescribed antibiotics, but Misawa thought it would be nice if they gave them to him from the beginning. I'm the type of person who is surprisingly effective with antibiotics, though of course I shouldn't abuse them. Anesthesia works well, but it's often misunderstood by dentists and others, and they think a lot of rest doesn't work, but I'm the type who it works well with. As an aside, after I had that cold, Director Eigen went to the hospital with the same symptoms. I wonder if he got it from me? By the way, this is the first time since I have seen Director Eigin have a cold since I entered professional wrestling. He leads a healthy life, so I hope he gets well quickly.

In the midst of this cold, I had a photo shoot for next year's calendar. Whether it's on the calendar or the actual season, it's already autumn. A year goes by in the blink of an eye. I didn't think much about it until I turned 30, but once I was over 30, time seems to fly by, and moreover, my time off goes by in the blink of an eye. I need more time off, but during navi (if you don't know what that is, please refer to an older entry), I think the time passes quickly. When you're a student or when you're young, especially those who are athletic, you tend to think that time passes too quickly. On the other hand, the fun times go quick. Time passes quickly when you are with your boyfriend and girlfriend, right? In the past, I used to think that the two-hour break time was the shortest time (<- This is a point that only those who understand will get). I wonder if the break time is still 2 hours? The persistent sonovabitch (Nagase-san style*). I don't have many interesting stories this time, but the little people inside my head* ("My Boss, My Hero*") did their best, but they died of a cold, so I don't have anything to write about. So, these days it's getting a lot easier at night, and I'm sure that a lot of you have noticed that my interest currently is in this bastard, Nagase-san! Of course, that is Nagase-san from TOKIO*. It's just like that. I'm sure some of you have read this diary and thought about watching "My Boss, My Hero", but unfortunately it has ended airing. Please watch the rebroadcast (or should I say, when are you doing do it, asshole?). I feel lonely because I don't have anyone around me who understands me even though we look alike or say the same things. By the way, if you don't understand what that means, it's called "Hanya!"* (Confused emoticon). I'm the original of this Nagase-san series because no one has done it yet. Talking more about it, Kokubun-san is a year younger than me*. That means he is the same as Shiga*. When I was getting started at work, he introduced me to his diary and said, "He's the Year of the Tiger." Good luck to everyone at TOKIO.

It's a not so great ending, but I will be performing at an event in Sapporo in two days from today. If you are in the area, please come along. See you next week.
Misawa! 

Notes
Misawa's old man joke: "残暑" (ざんしょ, "Zensho") means "lingering summer heat" and "ぜンショ" ("Zensho") which is a brand which owns restaurant chains.  
Healthcare in Japan: The Japanese do not register with GP Practices or physicians who cover their medical insurance, whenever they need to see a medical professional they go to the nearest hospital that they can afford.
Nagase-style: See below. 
My Boss, My Hero: Wikipedia entry
Little People Inside My Head: Reference to an episode of "My Boss, My Hero" where someone has a math's difficulty and refers to his thoughts being like people opening draws all at once.
Nagase from TOKIO: Japanese singer-songwriter, actor, and model, also appeared in Misawa's current interest "My Boss, My Hero". 
Hanya: By this point I have given up as I have no idea what he means. I think he must be drunk writing this. Then again, he's not being obscene, so I don't know.
Kokuban-san: Kokubun Taichi, TOKIO group member (also a model, idol, actor etc) 
Year younger: Both year of The Tiger, Misawa 1962 and Kokuban 1974. This refers to the full cycle of one year.
Shiga: Kentaro Shiga. Part of the exodus from All Japan. Retired from wrestling in 2013. I'm not sure what he does now, but Naomichi Marufuji did say that he hoped Shiga would come to the Baba Memorial a few years ago, but he didn't.

29TH SEPTEMBER 2006

Cheers! This time I'm going to talk a little bit about last week. Last Saturday (Autumn Equinox Day), I went to Hokkaido for an event. Hokkaido - every single thing is big* (old gag). The event appearance was only held on a Saturday, but was pre-registered (arrive at the venue the day before the event). I got up at 8:00 in the morning and was supposed to be at work at 11:00, but I actually left at 11:30. There's no reason why I was late....I was just stuck in a traffic jam...I left on time...Now, as soon as I arrived in Sapporo, I went to the rooftop of Spica, which is familiar to everyone in Hokkaido, and recorded a PR video for the next Sapporo tournament (November 25th and 26th, thank you very much). After the recording was over, which took about 10 minutes, including the time before and after, it was time for a magazine interview. Afterwards, I had a meeting with the person who told me the story about this event and had a meal of raw oysters. I often go to rural areas while on Navi, so I don't really eat raw food because I don't want to get sick while travelling. The oysters were huge! I ate raw oysters for the first time in a long time, so I was a little nervous, but I was fine. Afterwards, I had saury* as a seasonal delicacy, and it was also big, but as expected, Hokkaido is big. That leads me to "Hokkaido wa Dekkaido*", as when it comes to saury, I prefer the saury that has been dried overnight, but grilled saury is also delicious. After that, I went to a restaurant where you can listen to live jazz music, and the person who was playing the piano there, told me that he had treated me to a meal about 10 years ago*...but of course it was at a drinking party, so I don't remember, but I am grateful that he remembers me and supports me. On that day I said goodbye to the other party at around 1am, and together with Referee Fukuda (Referee Fukuda is my candidly truthful secretary), went to a sushi restaurant we always go to in Sapporo*, and left the restaurant at around 5am with an acquaintance. So, after I left the store, the acquaintance said suddenly, "Mr President, do you want to get a hamburger?", I was wondering what he meant and he said, "I always buy one on the way home". I wasn't really aware of what I was doing, but I think it made an impression on my acquaintance. So, the way back after 5am, I went to MacDonald's to buy a hamburger, but it was closed, and so we went to Lotteria*. I think we looked like a strange trio to those around us, as we appeared to be on our way back home. 

And then the event started. The performance started at 1 o'clock, so at 11:30 we entered Spica, which was the venue. The person I had dinner with the night before was the MC. The moment he appeared, he was wearing a Tiger Mask, so I thought, "This might be a little difficult*...", but I hope those who came enjoyed it. When I perform at an event like this, I am once again impressed by how good the professional MCs are. The event itself consisted of a 30-minute talk and autograph session, so it was a perfect time. Just after 2 o'clock the next thing we did was to move on and record a Hokkaido only TV program called "Yorutama*" The program was hosted by Hiroaki Igarashi, Shinya Kamimura and Hiromitsu Furesawa, and I had fun. Thank you again.  

To tell you what I liked about the program, we played a game in pairs...Thank you very much, Mr. Igarashi. Mr (name hidden) likes image play, and thank you very much, Takamura-kun, for holding my leg. By the way, it's just my imagination that Kamimura-kun (who looks like the woman in Schwarzenegger's disguise in "Total Recall") seems to have gained a lot more weight. 

I was in a rush this time, and I wanted to do work plus eat again the next day and so when I was tired, so I hurriedly went to Hokkaido and came back, but I was able to finish my work safely. On the second day, I didn't have a meal in the morning, and my first meal was pork bowl on the flight home at night. It was a busy trip to Hokkaido, so busy that I want to take it easy now. 

The October tour will finally begin next week. Thank you everyone for your support. Everything is big in Hokkaido (grin)

Notes

Hokkaido, every single thing is big (or simply "Big Hokkaido) was atchphrase of the 1977 "All Nippon Airways Refreshing Campaign." You can imagine what Misawa, with Misawa's humor, turned this into...
Hokkaido wa Dekkaido: This is a pun made by combining the word "Hokkaido" and the word "Dekkai" which means "big" because "Hokkaido is big". The word "dekkai" is changed to "dekkaido" to match the sound of the word "Hokkaido."
Saury: Fish, mackerel pike​.
Sushi restaurant: Noah visited Sapporo in 2023, and Naomichi Marufuji visited a Sushi restaurant in Sapporo where Misawa used to take him when he was his attendant. Even though this was not somewhere local to Noah, they always kept a bottle of Sake for Misawa, and the manager would prepare it for him personally. This is most likely the same place.
Drinking party ten years ago: This would have been probably May or November 1996 when All Japan visited for the Super Power Series (May) or the Real World Tag League (November).
Lotteria: Fast food chain with venues all over East Asia (Taiwan, Korea and China). Opened in 1972.
Tiger Mask: Misawa had hated being Tiger Mask II and often would ask Baba for how long he had to do this? His unmasking was such a well kept secret that only himself, Kawada, Baba and the match referee knew of it, with Great Kabuki on commentary screaming "What are you doing?" when he asked Kawada to unmask him. Misawa himself said he was glad to "get rid of that stupid mask", and go back to being Misawa again.
Yorutama: Sadly I haven't been able to find out anything about Misawa's appearance on it, or even what this show is (but it sounds like a variety), a blog I did find is after 2006.   
Hiroaki Igarashi, Shinya Kamimura and Hiromitsu Furesawa: Entertainers, only two are native to Hokkaido though, the third is from Osaka. 

6TH OCTOBER 2006

Cheers! Misawa went on tour in Hawaii*. To all the fans who participated, I hope you enjoyed it. Is Hiroshi living a happy life*? (Inside joke). 

I love Hawaii (it's better if you don't have to work, but...), as there were fewer participants on this tour, so I tried my best to join them as much as possible. So, how was it? This may be a bit of an insult to fans, but if there are fewer people, you can get closer to them. If the number of people increases, then the time you spend with each fan will inevitably become shorter. This time I might have been able to get my point across. When I'm invited to an event or talk show, the organizer sometimes says things like, "I'm sorry we couldn't get a lot of people," but for me, it's better to have fewer people. It's totally OK because I get to interact closely with the people who took pains to participate. Of course, I would be grateful if more people participated, but since the time of the event is set, for example, at an autograph session, I feel like I just have to sit down and call it a day, so I don't have time to see at each person's faces, so I'm sorry. I often think that way. When there are only a few people, I can look at each person individually, and if there are fans who come often, I can talk to them. I know the topic has gotten a little sidetracked, so lets talk about Hawaii for a moment.
This time, I would like to look back on this tour, focusing on the food. One of the joys of traveling is food, but when I go to Hawaii, I mainly eat Japanese food, so I doubt everyone was satisfied in that term....but first, lets start with the flight to Hawaii. I was planning to sleep on the plane, but I ended up watching three movies and not having slept when I arrived. By the way they were;

1) X-MEN
2) Poseidon
3) Over the Hedge

I haven't seen any of them, but in my opinion all three were "meh". I think everyone was tired from traveling on the first day, so we left a little early for dinner at 6:30pm and had Chinese food. Then on the second day, except for meals, we were free to do whatever we wanted. And on the second day, young people may not know what this tree is, but it's an interesting tree, because it's the tree where everyone gathers for a commemorative photo*. ~~(<-<-Hey hey) Well, that's enough (grin). For lunch, we went to a local bowling alley to eat "Tail Soup", which was recommended by Ken-chan from Noah's Honolulu branch*, as it was recommended by a local it was cheap and delicious. For dinner I went to a an Izakaya I often to go in Hawaii, and there was a Noah poster on the wall. And on the third day, we each ate our favorite foods for lunch at the well-known food court "MAKAI MARKET" at the Miara Moana Shopping Center. By the way, I had a smoked chicken plate that cost about $8. After eating, I
went to BOOK OFF, which is also located in Shirokiya* in the Miara Moana Shopping Center. This is the first store in America that sells Noah's official DVDs. It's BOOK OFF, but unlike Japan, they sell new products. It also includes commentary in English, so if you want to watch matches while listening to commentary in English, please check it out. And today's food was Shabu-shabu, or rather, this is America right? There is only Japanese food.
By the fourth day, I was pushing myself, and on this day, we had free time. As it was our last day, we went out for a "Sunset Cruising Dinner" in the evening in true Hawaiian style. In Japanese, we would say, "A delicious meal on a boat while watching the sun go down." 


Well, it was a buffet style meal, but...I'm here, I'm here...(raised eyebrows). Put simply, "Lets get up on the stage and dance together" (?) A long time ago, I went to see a Polynesian dance show in Hawaii, and at that time, five or six people selected from the venue danced.  I was able to interact closely with the fans for four days like this. I hope you enjoyed it, and I thought it would be interesting to read about it. If you think so, please come and join us next time.(Next time, however, if there were more people, I think it would be difficult to plan as closely as we did....) Thank you to everyone who participated, and thank you for your hard work*.


Well, October's navi begins today. There are only two tours left this year, so if you're in the area, please come and see us at the venue. See you next week. Misawa

Notes

Noah and Hawaii: Noah's association with Hawaii was through Giant Baba, who loved the island and would often take the dojo there to train. Misawa carried this on with Noah, holding shows and training there (Kobashi took KENTA there following an injury).
Hiroshi living a happy life: Probably refers to comedian Hiroshi (Ken'ichi Saito) who did a a stand up of an "annoyingly depressed character"
Noah's Honolulu Branch: A small satellite office created to handle Noah's USA bookings as in that period they did a lot of work with Ring of Honor. They were also meant to have an English news service, but this was extremely sporadic and never very concise (I recall there was only about two news articles, none of them about Noah). The branch closed sometime after Misawa's death and the website has long been defunct.   
Shirokaya: Japanese department store
Misawa's tree: I don't want to know.
Thank you for your hard work: Misawa uses "Samadeshita", instead of the usual, "Arigatou", which is a very polite way of saying thank you in Japanese.

13TH OCTOBER 2006

Cheers!
The temperature during the day is still uncertain, but the nights are starting to get chilly. However, Misawa still uses a fan after taking a bath. A fan is also an air conditioner that has an immediate effect. *grin*.

Well, the October navigation has started and the week is coming to an end, but I hope everyone came out to support us. Ippei lost in the opening match, but I hope he uses this humiliation as a springboard to grow. During the first half of the week, I was busy, and so there wasn't much interesting stuff to talk about. But, since it's a provincial tour starting from today (...oh, even though this has been updated at midnight, I can hear small comments like "Are you writing today" and "Don't lie", but I am going to ignore it...), I think I will be able to write about my travels next time.

By the way, at the time of Differ, the "Differ Ariake Crossing Ultra Quiz" was held for the first time in a while. As for the quiz, I was very happy to meet "Arito" and "Katoyuki" for the first time in a while. Since it was before a match, we didn't have much time and couldn't have a detailed conversation, but all three of us seemed to be in good spirits, so that's a good thing. The three of us have hosted a program called ``NOAH'S ARK'' that has been broadcast on Samurai since Noah began. I think new fans who have never seen it would welcome it, but am I the only one who thinks it would be great if there were more programs like NOAH'S ARK? It's great for watching the wrestlers have matches of course, but I think if people get to know them outside of the ring, they will become more interested in matches. That's why I think if we can get players to openly write about who they are and what they're thinking about on this site, fans will be able to get closer to the wrestlers and Noah. 

Now, as I wrote at the start, it feels like autumn is here, not just from the calendar, but also from the cold mornings and evenings. What do you think of when you hear the word, "Autumn"? There are many public phrases such as, "autumn appetite", "autumn reading*", and "autumn sports", but for me there are no such sentiments as simply, autumn makes it easier to sleep. I don't feel particularly tired during the summer, so I don't lose my appetite. However, in the summer, when I go out for drinks in the morning, the sun is already high in the sky, but when I go out in the morning and it's still dark, I feel a little relieved. I think it's a season where clothing can be difficult, but I think I can still wear just one long-sleeved shirt even if I don't have anything to wear (It's just us! I thought to myself again...) However, as I get older, I find myself thinking more and more how quickly a year passes by. At the end of this month, it's become an annual tradition to get the flu shot, and we start talking about New Year's cards. As a result, the company's operations are already in mid-winter and end-of-year mode. That's why I always think to myself, Misawa, to cherish each day to the fullest. I thought to myself, "You're not growing (younger)," for the umpteenth time today, and this time I'll leave you with this; autumn is here, so I hope you all eat something delicious. This is Misawa, see you next week!  

Notes

Differ Ariake Crossing Ultra Quiz: Sadly, I can't find any details on this.
Autumn reading: Saying from a Tang (Chinese) poem which says that the autumn is perfect for reading books, as the weather is cooler. 

27TH OCTOBER 2006

Cheers! In one shot, am I the only one who thinks this navigation is so boring? (does not translate) This is Misawa. 

The last diary entry was up to Hiroshima, but after that I moved to Kyushu. In the first half, I often stayed in the same hotel for several nights, so I was able to get some rest, but in the second half I used the off period to travel, so I didn't have any real rest and so I'm feeling pretty tired. This is the last episode of Misawa's diary before its renewal*. As I mentioned earlier, I headed south from Hiroshima to Kyushu, and this time the navi included the Miyzaki show, my first since becoming Noah. I hope the Miyazaki fans were excited. Speaking of Miyazaki, when I was in High School, I went to an athletics meet, or rather, and Inter-High School meet. The memory of going to Miyazaki for the first time after getting into professional wrestling suddenly crossed my mind. I've been to so many different places, and it's normal for me to be on the move, and I don't have many opportunities to remember things like that, but as it happened when I was in High School, I guess it's a rare memory. This time I only stayed for one night, so I didn't have much time to spare, but next time I would like to go on a schedule that is more relaxed. Everyone in Miyazaki, please support us again at that time.

The next day, we headed straight from our hotel in Miyazaki to the venue in Nagasaki*. After the match, the bus went to Hakata, but Kotaro, Ippei and I remained in Nagasaki for a dinner function. The meal started after 9pm, and Taue and the others who had remained behind, appeared midway through. However, the three of us excused ourselves around 10:30pm and took an advertising car* back to Hakata. When I asked the sales guy who was driving me, "How long does it take to get to Hakata?" He said it was, "about two hours, so I guess we will arrive in Hakata around half twelve". I said (without any hesitation), "It would be nice to arrive at half twelve". As a result, we arrived in Hakata at around ten past twelve. Of course the speed limit was obeyed, it was raining on the way and there was an 80 km limit, but if it hadn't been for that I would have arrived earlier. Maybe. That said, you did your best sales guy. Thank you. I arrived at the hotel, took a quick shower, and met up with an acquaintance who works in sumo and was in Hakata in preparation for the Kyushu tournament. We had dinner again, and during this meal, Ippei-kun told me something that caught my attention. 
Ippei's own words were, "When I entered the hotel room, I could smell the smell of incense and, for some reason, the smell of an old man..." It was around 4:30 when we finished the meal and went back to the hotel, but I lied to Ippei and said, "It's around four o'clock. It is said to be the time of the ox*, when even the plants and trees are asleep." I also threatened that when I got back to the hotel, the old man would be sitting waiting for him. He didn't say anything the next day, so I guess nothing happened.

Well, the November Navi will be over with just two more matches, including the Budokan. I vow to keep working hard until the end. This site will be renewed in November, so thank you everyone for reading the "No Worries Diary" for a long time, this diary is coming to an end, but I hope we can meet again some other time (serious face)....Goodbye...FOOLED YOU!! (<---Hey, hey, that's an obsolete phrase*!) From next time onwards, I'll start exchanging diaries (?) with the members who live at the training camp*. So, no matter what the renewal is, it starts with me. I don't know how many interesting conversations I will have with the young wrestlers, but I hope you continue to enjoy them. 
See you next week!    
  
Notes

Renewal: I guess he wanted to make a decision as to whether or not he wanted to continue, which fortunately he did.
Miyazaki to Nagasaki: A five hour journey in 2023, probably a little longer in 2006 when you consider they were going up the coast, around and then down.   
Advertising car: Probably an official Noah vehicle which would advertise Noah as it moved
Time of the Ox: 3am, the time when spirits emerge.
Obsolete word: Misawa used the word "Dead Language", which basically means people don't speak that way anymore or use such phrases anymore, think of the boom of the "Wassup" phone-calls following the advert as an example. This doesn't translate well into English as this would be the equivalent of someone speaking Old English or Medieval English. 
Training Camp: This is/was part of the dojo which is used to mean it as a whole; the dojo being the gym so to speak and the dormitories being a separate entity. 


17TH NOVEMBER 2006

Cheers! It's been two weeks, long time no see! 
First of all, let's answer Hirayanagi's question first. Well, you don't have a girlfriend (your right hand is in the habit of being a lover).

Well, lets talk about our era for the sake of the distant future...(I don't know if my story will be of any help to you, but) I don't know when theme parks became as popular as they are now, and there wasn't a whole lot of them. That's why I first thought about using cheap clothes to save time. When it comes to first dates, the classic choice is a movie. I am sure that some people think that, "If we were at the movies, we wouldn't be able to do it together". At first, it's nerve-wracking to do anything, so it's a good idea to watch a movie to relieve the tension. Actually, this is a story about teenagers, but I'm already an adult (I mean "adult in terms of age"), so I don't think I'm as excited as I was when I was a teenager...when I was a teenager, I was so nervous when I went on dates. First of all, food. I had no idea what to eat. There were no American restaurants like there are now, and you couldn't go to a ramen shop in a department store, so coffee shops were the norm at the time. Even at coffee shops I got nervous in front of the opposite sex, and she gets all dressed up to eat spaghetti with her boyfriend, she eats a sandwich *Weep*. I hear people saying, "Was Misawa living in an age of such innocence?", but it's true! That era of innocence also happened to me..."So what's going on now"...please don't enquire any further. Back to the topic...dates, huh? As I mentioned earlier, there are so many theme parks now that you won't have any trouble finding a place to go. My recommendation would be a zoo or an aquarium. Amusement parks require a lot of walking, it's not cool if you don't like the thrilling rides, and most of all, it's surprisingly expensive! This is a big problem when you're young. But usually, even on a date, you're definitely thinking about something naughty - when you're drinking at a bar with girls, you always make that "hungry" look. It's true, Even if you don't have a lot of money, you have to look like you have a lot of money. Hirayanagi, I don't know if this was helpful or not, but here is the answer to your question.  


Well, the pre-face has become long, so what kind of business should I start with? Let's start on Wednesday 8th with the recording of "Impersonation Battle CLUB". It's been a while since I last saw
Ijiri-chan, Kannazuki-san, Zatatsuchi and the two Asaridono again. The broadcast ended on November 15th (Wednesday), but...Then on Saturday the 11th, I was recording a TV show with Kotaro and Shio. The performers were KAT-TUN'S Nakamaru and Tanaka, Deputy Manager, Sarina Suzuki, Mami Yamase, and Daisuke Shima. Shima-san came to the venue, and I was very happy to hear that Mr. Nakamaru from KAT-TUN had also given me a gift. It seemed like they were watching the midnight broadcast, which made me happy. Thank you to everyone who contacted me (*bowing emoticon*). Kotaro made a good shot, but Shio missed by the way. If it doesn't get cut it will be broadcast, so if you have time, please watch. (Note, if you click here you can see some Gifs from the show from my X account)

On the 14th, there was a lecture at a High School. The MC was an eighteen year old high school student, who asked me to write about this in my diary, so I will touch on it a little. Although it was only a short 30 minutes, I think it was a difficult meeting. Good luck with your University life starting this spring. 


Well, this time I'm just rambling on, so the next question for the diary, is for Ito*. I'm sure the fans are also worried about his absence. He seems to be working hard on his rehabilitation, but what is he doing when everyone at the dojo is out on tour in the countryside? So that's all for now. The November tour starts today. Although I will not be participating in the GHC tag team tournament, I will be challenging Marufuji* for the GHC Heavyweight at the Budokan on October 12th. I don't feel it's time to talk about my enthusiasm for the challenge yet, so please take a look at the tour match report for more information. This is the last tour of the year, so I know it's a busy time, but please come out and cheer for the wrestlers at the venue. See you next week.  

Notes

Ito: Akihito Ito. Noah born whose career spanned 2004 until after Misawa's death in 2010. In 2016 he revealed that he retired due to mental issues. He now works in manufacturing and wholesale. 
Marufuji: Probably the only time Misawa doesn't call him "Fujimaru".

IST DECEMBER 2006

Cheers! It's been two weeks since I last saw you. There's only one more day left for the last navigation of the year. This time's navigation is Misawa, who is feeling tired after a long journey (I guess he's always tired). This time, we had two shows in a row in Sapporo, but we arrived the day before, and the journey the day before, including the ferry, took about twelve hours. On top of that, as I am sure the other wrestlers have written in their diaries, the highway we entered Hokkaido on was closed to traffic due to a blizzard, so it took us longer than planned and was doubly tiring. After the match ended in Sapporo, the next day we took the ferry to Honshū*. Misawa was fast asleep on the ferry both on the way there and back. 
And what happened on the ferry? 
As usual, I drank until morning (what is this "as usual!"), got on the ferry, and woke up just before we reached Hakodate and was about to get on the bus when...

Tokyo Sports: Misawa-san, can I take a photograph? 
Me (instantly): No way

The truth is that my face was swollen from drinking until morning, and I woke up in a bad mood, "I can't stand being photographed in this kind of place", but I didn't have time to explain anything and just answered. When a photo was taken afterwards, I thought, "That's a shame", but I guess there's nothing I can do about it. Although it is a little different from the venue, when even if fans are waiting in front of the hotel before departure in the morning, we may not be able to fully respond to autographs and photos if there is not enough time before departure. I hope you understand the situation.

By the way, I wrote this at the beginning, but this Navi has one day left. The event tomorrow is the final one, the 10th at the Budokan, and then two consecutive matches before Christmas. Would everyone like to enjoy Noah next year? Soon I think it will be the exciting time of the year end and New Year holidays, so please do not get sick. 

So, for now, let's answer the question from Ito...in the style of an old story (Manga Nippon*), once upon a time (this is a similar imitation, even if I say so myself)...I think it was about ten years ago that I went to a certain region, and a senior colleague of mine invited me to a sushi restaurant. The hostess asked, "Customer-san, where are you staying?" When I heard that, I told her honestly that I was staying in an Ryokan*, and she said "I see" in a stammering manner. I was curious about the way that was said, so I asked about it, and she said, "A long time ago, a maid at that inn committed suicide" (The word "Maid" may be considered rude these days, but it recreates the atmosphere. Sorry for the inconvenience.) I thought that there was no way it could be in the guest room*, so I asked, "Which room"...my "No way" was correct. 
Moreover, it's my room...
It was around 2 or 3 o'clock when we returned to the inn after dinner. No matter how much I don't usually pay attention to stories like that, I was intrigued after just hearing about it, so I went straight to the large room where the younger wrestlers were sleeping. I woke up Gamo* (Masao Inoue), who had just started wrestling at the time, and told him, "You, sleep with me in my room". When I said that, Gamo was a bit sleepy, but he came without complaining and fell asleep. Gamo was snoring so loudly that I had a hard time sleeping, but before I knew it I had fallen asleep and the morning came without any incident. The next day, when I explained the reason to Gamo, he didn't seem to mind, saying "Oh, really?", so I was relieved (now that I think about it, he didn't seem to care much about what happened, which is no different from now). By the way, of course, Gamo is not what you think he is. There was nothing strange, so just to be sure...Even if your passionate, I refuse to accept your request! (What kind of duck is going to say this after being woken up in the middle of the night?). The only other scary experiences I've ever had were experiencing sleep paralysis two or three times, and hearing the sound of rapping a few times. Well, because of my job I stay in a lot of places, so I feel like I am starting to open up to the feeling that it's normal for something to exist, but it would be strange if it didn't exist. Now that that I think about it, if anyone saw something that made you feel scared or disgusted, I would like you to share it with me. 

Lastly, I have a question for next week's diary. Ippei, who is getting excited because people say he looks like Shidô Nakamura*, (I don't think they look alike), but why is he a "bu*sen"* What? That's it for Misawa. Tomorrow is the Yokohama Cultural Gymnasium Tournament. If you're in the area or have time, please come and cheer for the wrestlers at the venue. See you in two weeks.

Notes
Honshū: Largest of the four islands (main islands) of Japan 
Manga Nippon: Japanese folk tales
Ryokan: Traditional Japanese inn. Back then, the younger wrestlers would be housed in the banqueting hall or else the larger guest rooms, while their seniors had their own rooms. The juniors wrestlers did not get much sleep as the seniors used their room to congregate and drink in. Added to this, Jumbo Tsuruta was followed around by groups of people, which made Baba once yell out about the noise, "Be quiet, you bastards!". So no one really got much sleep usually.
Guest room: Kind of a parlour type room. 
Gamo: See entry dated
Shidô Nakamura: Kabuki actor (his son was the voice of Yoshitaka Mine, Chairman of the Hakuho Clan in Yakuza 3) 
*Bu*sen: Misawa omitted a word, but I think this refers to someone who is ugly and likes ugly people, and in turn is liked by ugly people 

15TH DECEMBER 2006

Cheers, cheers....cheers. When you hear someone say "get on with it"....this is Misawa.

First of all, thank you very much for your support at the Nippon Budokan on December 10th. As always, please visit our website for more information about matches and the comments about matches. Thank you very much. Physically, I only slightly hurt my neck and lower back, so please don't worry (is it really "just a little"??). My next defense opponent is Morishima. He's a tough opponent...I'm a potbellied man with thinning hair, but I'll do my best.

Now, after finishing the last Budokan of the year, I am saying goodbye. There are only two shows left this year: SEM on the 23rd (I won't be participating) and Differ on the 24th. Like I said at the Budokan, please come if you have the time (however, the reserved seats for the 24th are sold out, so if you don't mind standing, that will be fine). The SEM on the 23rd will be attended by the members of the dojo, who are also participating in diaries*. The other four members, except Shiozaki and Hirayanagi, made their debut on the 24th of last year, so it's already been a year. How time flies! As you can see from the diary, we have a group of unique members, so I'm looking forward to seeing what the match will be like. Since we are talking about the dojo, let's answer a question from Ippei, who was in charge last time..."Do you do any winter sports?" The question is, what is "winter sports"?. What's included? I didn't snowboard when I was a student, and since I got into professional wrestling, I've never skied because of injuries. I've only skied twice so far, and I've never skated once, but I was good at roller skating, and I used to do it a lot when I was in elementary school. Back then, there were no rollerblades, and instead of wearing shoes, you had to fasten them with a band to your shoes. Not to mention they were originally made with iron wheels, which was noisy. Back then, there weren't concrete spaces like there are now*, so I used to use the City Hall parking lot, sometimes getting yelled at. So, when I upgraded, I bought rubber tires. If you were born in the Shōwa era from the 30's to the early 40's, can you explain?
I've strayed far away from the topic of winter sports.
I don't know if this is considered a winter sport, but when it snowed, we often went sledding on the banks of the river. It's good if you have a friend with a sled, but if you don't have one, you'll have to slide on corrugated iron. You don't see many banks like that these days. In the old days, we used to have fun even if we didn't have money. 

Now, my next question is to Taniguchi..."You should sleep here!" (<---What's going on?! He knows what he's doing, so I'm fine with it*). As soon as Christmas passes, it's New Year's Day. Speaking of New Year's, it's o-zōni*. At home, we eat Kanto-style o-zōni with chicken, komatsuna*, kamaboko*, and square mochi, but I wonder what Taniguchi's local Tottori o-zōni is like? 

Now, as we approach the end of the year, it's time to hold drinking parties. Everyone, be careful of your livers. In other words, while I'm talking about you, this time I'm mostly pointing at myself, but this is Misawa. The next entry will be my last diary entry of the year. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Notes
Diaries: PXDX, Go Shiozaki's is still going.
Concrete spaces: I think he probably means skate parks etc
Misawa and childhood sports, see interview -  "Dandyism? It's not like that"
Shuhei Taniguchi's sleeping: For a while, Shuhei Taniguchi and Atsushi Aoki both slept in the dining room at the training camp. This is most likely an inside joke, but this could be what Misawa is referring to.  
O-zōni: Traditional Japanese New Year's soup dish with rice crackers and vegetables. 
Komatsuna: Japanese mustard spinach  
Kamaboko: Steamed season fish paste. After Misawa's time it became more closely associated with Kazuyuki Fujita, who ate it at press conferences while downing beer. 

29TH DECEMBER 2006

Hey. There's no point in it. I just wanted to write it! *grin*. This is the last "Donmai, Donmai" diary entry of this year, so lets start with the answer to Taniguchi's question. In the first place, isn't Taniguchi using words incorrectly? Isn't "Memories I'll never forget", "Unforgettable memories" or "Memories you'll never forget?". There it is, the da de da da (note, Terminator Theme) Terminator (Sorry for the inside joke again). 

I would like to ask everyone about Christmas, is it fun? Let's face it, apart from Christians, isn't Christmas in Japan really meant for women and children? There aren't many fun things for grown men. Even if lovers exchange gifts, women probably get more expensive items in most cases, and it's always crowded no matter where you go (I think this is the day when tissue consumption is the highest on any given day). It's a nuisance for people who come to Tokyo for work, and even business hotels are rarely empty, so I feel like I'm complaining, but I don't have any particular memories of Christmas. But since it's a "memory you'll never forget,'' I guess it's a big event, or maybe it's the fact that Noah came and we decided to hold a show every Christmas. We have been holding events at Differ since December 24th 2000, but the Ariake Coliseum show the day before, was the first time we were having matches at a large venue with over 10,000 people since our launch in August of that year. I was really happy that so many people came to support us, even though the location was difficult to access at the time. The day before that, we had matches at Kawasaki, so it was the third match in a row, but it was the first time for the wrestlers to have matches under pressure at a large venue, so the next day was very event-like. I did wonder in part if it would be a good idea to do that, but when I actually tried it, I felt like it worked in a positive direction, and it turned out to be a relaxing and fun show, so in a sense it was a success.
Looking back at the Christmas video* that quickly became a standard after that first show, it all started with me watching a JR commercial and thinking, "I want to do something like that". It seems that some people came to the venue and were looking forward to the video, which makes me very happy. This time I played the role of Mitsugoro*. 
So what should I do? 
My Christmas memories are something like, I like hot chicken (Taniguchi tried to dodge "sleep there", but ended up giving a surprisingly long answer) for those who want to know, the hint is..."Ikebukuro*"...I can't write any more.    

The other day, I went to see a preview of G+'s year-end special program, "Pro wrestling Noah broadcast New Year's Eve 19-hour special GHC Heavy - 39 rapid shots". This is a look back at the GHC matches. If you have time or are not a member of G+, please take this opportunity to consider joining. It's a 19-hour program, and although it's long, I think it might be a good idea to record it and watch it little by little. For those who don't subscribe to satellite or cable, it may be time to reevaluate your viewing circumstances until you switch fully to digital broadcasting*, but flat-screen TVs are still expensive. I wonder if they'll become a little cheaper in the future? When I talked about the year end program, I was reminded of year-end parties. When I was younger, the year-end parties were depressing and unpleasant. I don't drink as much as I do now, and my seniors forced me to drink*, and I had to worry about it, and since it was a year-end party I
didn't want to end up having a bad experience. Nowadays, I don't have to be so careful when I go to drinking parties, and I've gotten used to drinking. Since I only talk about drinking parties in this diary, you might think that I drink every day. You may think that, but its not the case. People often ask me, "Do you get hangovers, Misawa-san", but anyone can get a hangover if they drink too much. Also, many people think that wrestlers are strong against alcohol because they are big, but that is wrong. Just because they are big does not necessarily mean they are strong against alcohol. Sometimes women are stronger than men. 

Lately, even though I'm busy at the end of the day, I've been watching DVD movies. Lately, I haven't been going to the cinema at all, but as I was watching DVDs, I realized how much I love movies. Even if I am working the next day, if I watch a movie on late night TV, I will end up watching it all, even if it's boring. When I'm watching a movie, I can get absorbed in it and forget about many things, and most of all, I'm looking forward to the excitement before the movie starts. 

Well, this is the last diary entry of the year, and things are normal. and although I don't like seasonal events, I want to welcome in the New Year as relaxed as possible. This year has passed by in the blink of an eye, but I hope you have all enjoyed reading about the Noah matches plus the diary. This is the question to Aoki, who is in charge of the New Year's diary, and is the only one who pretends to be drunk, even though everyone else is, and observes everyone calmly. If the target audience is limited to women, I don't need a vague answer to "What fetish?"

So then everyone, this diary will of course be updated on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, so please enjoy it daily. The New Year's Navi will begin on January 7th. We look forward to your continued support at the venue in 2007. Happy New Year! Misawa.  

Notes
Noah Christmas Videos: For a few years Noah used to do a special Christmas video, the most famous being Santa Misawa (in green) delivering Santa Misawa dolls to kids and Junji Izumida (the same sound effect used when Misawa smacked his face to wake him up, was used when Akira Taue threw a snowball into his crotch), and "Misawa The Teacher". The videos generally contained the roster warbling Christmas carols, most memorably to "I Need A Hero", but sadly the videos stopped being so elaborate by about 2007/2008. After Misawa's death Noah held Christmas shows and the traditional (and much missed) costumed rumble, but sadly even this has not happened in recent years. 
JR Commercial: Central Japan railways.  
Mitsugoro: Parody of Masanori Hata, who was a zoologist. He was nicknamed "Mutsugoro"
Ikebukuro: Hip area of northern Tokyo
Analog to digital: Misawa did not live to see Japan switch from analog to digital, this occurred in July 2011, two years after his death. 
Misawa's seniors: Mayumi Misawa wrote in "The Last Bump" that Misawa hated this so much, that he never forced his own juniors to drink. On a funnier note, Naomichi Marufuji writes in "Heir to The Ark" that Baba scolded Akira Taue for giving whisky to one of his own juniors. Probably not so funny when you discover it was Takeshi Morishima. 

3RD JANUARY 2007
(Misawa starts the year off with a very sombre entry)

Happy New Year. Thank you for your support over the past year.

Last year, after passing the milestone of of our fifth anniversary, we held ninety-nine shows, which included eight shows and seven Budokans, which can be said to be one of our origins. Through each of these, we once again realized how grateful we are for the support we have received from everyone since our founding. In addition, while reconsidering our origins, we also took on a number of new challenges, such as holding SEM. Of course, not everything has gone well for Noah as a group, for the wrestlers and the staff individually, or for myself. The fact that so many wrestlers have been unable to appear due to injuries since the last year and a half, should be a major consideration going forward, and everyone, (including himself), has predicted that Kobashi would be absent from July onwards. This unexpected incident was one of the challenges our company faced last year, but with everyone's help, we are well on our way to making a comeback. Also, regarding the GHC Tag Team Championship, which had to be returned, it was a happy miscalculation that we discovered the appeal of a new team* by holding a number one contenders tournament. It would be endless for me to give examples one by one, but each wrestler has taken on challengers within themselves, even if they have not specifically been announced. I would like to take what I was not able to accomplish last year as future challenges and guidelines, even if the form has changed. 
What was last year like for you? 
Just as many things have happened to Noah, I think every day in your year has been important. We sometimes hear from people who come to the venue despite their busy schedules and say, "Seeing Noah made me want to do my best". If our matches can help you live your daily life in a positive way, it will also be a great source of encouragement for the wrestlers. We, the wrestlers and the staff, will continue to work hard and hope to see you all at the venues again in 2007, so we appreciate your continued support. I wish you all the best in 2007.

Notes
GHC Heavyweight Tag Titles: Vacated in September 2006 due to Kenta Kobashi's kidney cancer, and won in December that year by Takeshi Morishima and Mohammed Yone.
Misawa's picture is the Year of The Pig

12TH JANUARY 2007

Well, how did you all spend your time from the end of the year until the New Year? Misawa doesn't really like seasonal events, but these days there are convenience stores and supermarkets open on New Year's Day, so I don't think it feels like a New Year's Day. Anyway, I often see shops that say they are open all year round and closed for the year-end and New Year holidays, but don't you think that is a contradiction? I wonder if that is the correct Japanese?

Noah was off until January 4th, and started working in the New Year on January 5th. Of course, I didn't have much time to relax as you all know the first Navi of 2007 will begin on the 7th. This time, I will be challenged by Morishima in the final match at the Nippon Budokan. The last Budokan was actually when I had my first singles with Morishima. This will be my second match, and I can already feel the same enthusiasm I felt then. It's about a week until Budokan, but I'm trying to keep my spirits up, so please check out the match results on the website.

First, I will answer Aoki's* question, "What games did you often play when you were a child?". I have often written about this, but in any case in my day, there was no money!! So we often had no choice but to be physically active and play outdoors. After school we played can kicking, kickball* (some people call it "kickbase"), and dodgeball. I would get scolded if I continued to play after class, so I would go home from school, which was about ten minutes, leave my bag, and go back to play in the schoolyard. At times like this it was usually just boys, but what were the girls doing? I often saw them playing jump rope...
In Aoki's generation, it may have been soccer, but in my day and age, even though we used a ball, it was dodgeball, so it was an artless game. At any rate, this was a time when the number of children in the area was increasing, and the junior high school was split into two by the second year students, so the schoolyard could not be used as widely as possible. 

(Modern estimate of Misawa's route)

After I bought a bicycle, I went out a lot. I remember when I went from Koshigaya to Urawa, the welding on my bicycle broke, and I had to ride home on the back of a friend's bicycle and that was before it had a semi drop handlebar. This too is a word that only people of my generation understand. I also saw older people playing with radio controls. I think there were a lot of people who driving cars and airplanes, and using radio controlled boats on the river and stopping midway. Some people were rowing boats, so it must have been very difficult for them. Speaking of radio controls, Mabuchi Motors released a motor that could be attached to the bottom of a boat and it was revolutionary! Does anyone remember it? When I was a child, snacks were things that I could eat as soon as I opened the refrigerator, like tomato, grilled cucumbers, and other snacks. It was healthy, or rather simple. If I were to meet children of today's generation, I wonder if they would be playing a lot of games? I can't imagine what it would be like, but I do know that I don't see children playing outside these days. I talk as someone who loves games when I say this, but games that require a lot of physical activity outdoors are more fun as a way to relax than games played by just one or two people, but but I think it's a bit different if they become the center of play. However, it's not an environment where children can play outside with peace of mind. Before I knew it, I stopped answering the question. I'll stop here for now. 

Well, next week Shio will be in charge, so the first question is for him...who doesn't have a good drinking habit*. First of all, at what age did Shio start drinking alcohol on his own? Let's have him answer this, taking into account that his father is a police officer*....is that being high handed? (<--- To suit Shio, who loves comedy, I've put a twist on Taka and Toshi*'s material. I hope you enjoyed it.)  
It's still getting colder, but everyone please try not to catch a cold.
See you again in two weeks. 

Notes
Atsushi Aoki
Foot base: Kickball 
Koshigaya: Saitama, where he billed himself from, although he had been born in Hokkaido. 
Urawa: Saitama. 
Bad drinking habit: This doesn't mean that he is an alcoholic, this basically means when he gets drunk he gets up to mischief (anything from bursting into tears to passing out drunk to even getting naked). I haven't heard any stories about Go Shiozaki when drunk, but Katsuhiko Nakajima (long before AXIZ, and when Nakajima was competing in Noah before Misawa's death), said that he did used to phone him when he was drunk. Nakajima it seems was the more sober of the two, and didn't quite approve of Tadasuke's drunken InstaLive's during the COVID lockdown. 
Police officer: Shiozaki wanted originally to be a cop too, but he kept failing the entry exams. 
Taka & Toshi: Comedy duo

26TH JANUARY 2007

Cheers! Everyone, I know you're worried, but I'll start with cheers as usual. 
Well, it's like this. 
I'm sure the course of events has been covered in the press and on this website, but since this is my diary, I'll add a little bit of extra information. I barely remember, or should I say remember, up to the Tiger Driver. I think the moment I lost my memory was during the powerbomb outside the ring. I've lost my memory a couple of times in the past, but this is the first time I've lost my memory at all on such a big stage*. Even though I don't like ambulances, I have to ride in them, and even though I don't like hospitals, I still go. Before I knew it, I was having a match, and the next thing I knew I was sitting backstage. After the match, there was a member (Vice President, Akiyama) who isn't usually in the locker room, and he asked me if I was okay. That made me think, "Oh, I guess I hit my head". At that time (and I didn't know who it was), I overheard someone saying, "An ambulance is waiting", and it's strange how people are, but I suddenly became calm. (well, maybe I wasn't really calm) and said, "If I'm going to the hospital, I have to take a shower", so I took a shower despite everyone's concerns. By the way, I was turned away from one hospital because I was waiting for a shower during that time. 
This is the second time that I have been to hospital in an ambulance after a match. I wonder how long ago it was, but my nose was broken in a match against Tsuruta-san*, and I had to take an ambulance straight to the hospital from the venue in Osaka. But, I had a match at Korakuen the next day, so I rushed back to Tokyo with an ice pack hanging from the seat of the bus*. I didn't get much sleep that day, but I also didn't get any swelling, but after the match at Korakuen, the next morning my nose suddenly swelled up and I was in a "Pierre State*" (<---<---This is what we call swollen noses. It's like having a foreign nose*, so you can kind of imagine it). The next day while the others headed to Kanazawa by bus, I believe I took a plane to Komatsu Airport. The topic has veered off to the side a bit, but trainer Asako accompanied me from The Budokan to the hospital. When I came out after the tests, I saw Ogawa, Kotaro, Ippei and Ricky* all looking worried (they came to the hospital because they were worried). This week, I will monitor the condition of my neck and prepare for the next navigation. Thank you to everyone who has expressed concern. Anyway, it's been years since I haven't had a drink after the final show, and since everyone was worried about me, I couldn't even go out for a drink, and Asako had to escort me home. Well, I appreciate your concern, but Ippei forgot to give me a jumper, so I went home in only short sleeves in cold weather. This is Ippei. My current attendant, who is missing a few screws. 

Now, I would like to answer a question from Shio. I'll preface this by saying that there are a lot of things I can't write about...I think the stories of my past attendants are more interesting than the stories of my failures. I don't think you can go wrong with alcohol. It's true that I haven't always been a strong drinker. I started drinking after I got back from Mexico, so I guess I was around 23 years old. Back then, I would go out drinking in the evening, come home in the morning, take a break before practice, and then go back to drinking again. Every day I would go out in the evening. I would vomit and think, "I should stop drinking." Back then, I used to go to Ginza a lot and to the people working in the stores, a 23 year old is like a child. They didn't even know that I was the guy wearing the Tiger Mask. When I was told to do my best, I replied, "I'll do my best," in a somewhat deliberate manner. 
Now, let's talk about my past attendants. First up, Asako*. Asako is a bad drinker. When he gets drunk, he breathes through his nose, and sometimes his nose is runny. Asako, who was so drunk that he wouldn't go home, even if I told him to, is now a great trainer. Time makes people grow. It's good to see that is the case, right, Asasko-chan? 
Next is Morishima. Morishima is my phantom attendant. Marufuji came in soon after as my attendance, but since I was asked to take care of Marufuji by my wrestling teacher, he quickly became my attendant and Morishima was replaced in the blink of an eye, but it's not as if I hated Morishima and replaced him. By the way, Morishima was not my attendant, and we ended up hanging out at a drinking party afterwards, but although he got pretty drunk he didn't make trouble. He often becomes reckless, but I don't think he ever gets violent*. 
When Marufuji first joined the company, he said things like, ``I'm a strong drinker,'' but that was just because he wasn't drinking beyond his limit. One day, after hard drinking, I suddenly got up from my seat and in a flash, he had moved into it. 
Kotaro is funny when he's drunk, and if anything he laughs a lot. He didn't have many failures, but if I had to guess, I'd say it was when he did the "execution pose" (by Gaki Deka* <---sorry to those who don't get it) to me and said, "President, sing!". 
Currently, I'm enjoying myself with Ippei. Unless you enjoy yourself with him, Ippei is a man who is uninteresting, and he doesn't shine unless he is messed with. Moreover, as he himself admits, he is an "M*". I guess I can end this by covering up my own shame and dodging Shio's question. Finally, a question for the next person, Hirayanagi: When was your first love? Even if it's unrequited love, it's still your first love.

It's about three weeks until the next Navi, so I would like to recover and be in the best possible condition. 

Finally, congratulations to Kotaro and Ricky* \(@^o^)/

Notes
Misawa losing his memory: 
Tsuruta-san: Jumbo Tsuruta (AJPW era)
Ice pack: Presumably he rigged it to hang on his face, meaning his arms were free and he could sleep, read etc. According to The Patriot, the All Japan bus (compared to the bus for the foreign wrestlers), was very quiet. No one spoke much, and everyone laughed if someone farted.  
Pierre State: This seems to be an expression unique to either All Japan, Noah or else Puroresu at that time. I cannot find any mention of it as slang, as a tagline from an advert etc. Misawa said that it gives you a nose like a foreigner, so I wonder with the use of the word "Pierre" (a French name), this had its roots in the big nosed Cyrano de Bergerac, or else Charles de Gaulle.  
Ricky: Ricky Marvin 
Asako: Ironically when this was translated, Takashi Sugiura had been drinking with Asako, and posted a picture of him drunk. 
Takeshi Morishima: Morishima being reckless kind of chimes in with KENTA saying that Morishima was (or could be) a mean drunk, but Misawa did not live to see how out of control and violent Morishima could be when drinking. See "Traces to Nowhere" for the full sad story. 
Naomichi Marufuji: Ironically, when this was translated, Sanshiro Takagi made the comment that Marufuji never came to the office, but he always seemed to come to drinking parties. 
Gaki Deka: Manga about a kid who is an elementary school student, but is also a cop. Sometimes it is known as "Kid Cop". Kotaro's pose would have been this! 
M: I don't know about Ippei, but Naomichi Marufuji did say that Misawa was an honorary member of the "M's alliance".  
Kotaro Suzuki and Ricky Marvin: First Japanese/foreign wrestler team to win the GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship

9TH FEBRUARY 2007

Cheers. My name is Misawa, and I have a hard time sleeping because my neck isn't feeling well. How is everyone doing? I went to "Sumo Chaya Chanko, Saga Hikaru" in Minami Gyotoku during this long day off. I think I introduced it in this diary a long time ago, but after reading it, It seems that many of you have visited the store. Thank you. It's a short walk from Minami Gyotoku Station, so it may be a little difficult to get to if you live far away, but if you live nearby, please come to visit again. Chanko is delicious to eat, even in the summer when your appetite is low, and it warms your body in the winter, so you can enjoy it regardless of the season. By the way, as I wrote about this before, it is served with a soy sauce base and yuzu pepper. 

Now, completely off topic, February 3rd was Setsubun. Each year, we are invited to participate in the Setsubun* gathering at Ikegami Honmonji Temple. You may have seen the bean throwing, the front stage and the comments that followed as they were featured on the site, but in reality there are hidden battles going on behind the scenes every year. Before the bean-throwing, we undergo an exorcism for about an hour, sitting either seiza* or cross-legged in the main hall. As you know, most of the wrestlers have knee injuries, so it is impossible for them to kneel on the floor. So, even though I felt bad, I arrived at the last minute each time and participated in the bean-throwing, even though the people at Honmonji Temple, the organizers, and the people in kimonos* were all anxious. However, this time I was relieved to have a chair prepared in the main hall, and I was told that it will be provided every time from now on, so I don't have to rush so much, which was nice. 

Here I will answer a question from last week's regular employee. When it comes to female celebrities, there are always a lot of them who are younger than me, so I can't really see them as grown women, but if I had to chose, I would say that Yui Aragaki is the strongest. She appeared in "My Boss, My Hero". Who are the idols of my time? It's a generational thing, but when I was in elementary school, it was probably Mari Tenchi. When I was in junior high and high school, I was so absorbed in club activities that I didn't really have an idol that I liked until I bought magazines and photo books and looked at them, and I don't think there was ever an idol that I loved so much that I went to their concerts every time. Now that I think about it, if DVDs were available back then, idols back then would have made quite a lot of money. 

Well, next week is the start of the tour. Thank you for your concern, but I am gradually recovering. Having said that, the off-season is really short. I'm sure you all agree, but the good times feel short and the hard times feel long. That's not to say that matches are tough, but I don't think there's anyone out there who doesn't like the way they look. 

Now, here is a question for Ito*; the other day, Taniguchi told me that Tottori's ozoni* is no different from Tokyo's, so I'll talk about food again. No one believes me when I say this, but I saw a TV show a while back saying, "In Ehime, rice is cooked with tangerine juice." Okay, you don't believe me? But it's true. In the video it is served in school lunches. So, Ito, who is from (Kuwana, Mie Prefecture), please let me know if there's something you noticed for the first time in Tokyo that "Please let me know if you find a way to eat food local to you in Tokyo"
...I wonder what rice cooked with tangerine juice tastes like...it's simple, but worth it. 

Well, that's about it for this diary. Misawa bought a 1/350 Space Battleship Yamato Plastic Model during these off days. The plastic model is a faithful reproduction of the wave motion gun and barrel laser, and its size is 766mm. I don't have time to make it, and I don't have any more space to display it...What should I do...I'll say it again this time just in case. Unlike you guys, I'm not an otaku, Kotaro-kun. Also, I won't go to Akihabara with you. It wouldn't be fun to do group activities where everyone has different hobbies. 

I've been keeping you sitting here for a long time, so this time I will really say it. Although it's spring according to the calendar, I think the weather will still be unstable. Everyone, please be careful not to get sick. I also want to make the most of the week leading up to the opening*. See you again in two weeks. 

Notes
Setsubun: Setsubun marks the end of Winter, and the beginning of spring. The tradition  is to throw roasted soybeans saying "Devils out! Fortune In!". 
Sitting Seiza: Traditional way of Japanese sitting with your legs tucked under you. 
Kimono worn: Old ceremonial costume worn by Samurai
Ito: Akihito Ito, retired from Noah in 2010.
Ozoni: Japanese New Year soup
Opening: Tour or more appropriately, Navi
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