[NOAH/DRAGONGATE] GM Saito "Help me!" in a "1 vs 5" crisis. NOSAWA & Horiguchi already declare betrayal.

Pro Wrestling DX

9th November 2022

*GM Saito appears alone. 

SAITO: What?

KZY: You are alone? 

*NOSAWA Rongai & Genki Horiguchi's press conference boycott is announced"

KZY: Whoa, Horichiguchi-san?

SAITO: It appears that these two are very fired up for the 11th, and they seem to be preparing for something. Please keep that in mind. You guys, Kzy and YO-HEY are really excited, but I'm going to eat into that, so please be prepared. 

NOSAWA'S statement is read out

"I don't want to meet Saito until the day of the match, because I feel nervous, and on the day of the match I will be fighting a 1 vs 5 handicap match as a member of NATURAL VIBES."

SAITO: This is strange, isn't it? This doesn't mean I can't search elsewhere 

YO-HEY: It looks like it's going to be a festival hubbub* 

KZY: Wasshoi, wasshoi!

SAITO: Did you really say that? 

KZY: Oh yeah, I said it.

SAITO: This is Horiguchi, so he might just be joking around (to Kzy and YO-HEY) Help me. I heard this for the first time, and I'm confused too. I can't do this. NOSAWA Rongai. Horiguchi is going along with this. I'm getting anxious. There is a possibility he won't come out to the ring.

KZY: It's possible, it's possible. 

SAITO: Please help me then. YO-HEY, help.

YO-HEY: Oh no. A festival is a festival, a match is a match. 

KZY: Wasshoi, wasshoi!

KAMEI: Funky KAMEI!..(this is hard to explain what he does next, as it's kind of like you do a dance to express your excitement, the words he uses come from a comedy duo). 

SAITO: The tension is raised forcibly!

YO-HEY: Wow! Wow! Wow!

SAITO: You don't usually do that, right? I'm going to look for the two of them, so please finish up here. 

(A photo session is called)

SAITO: I want to leave as soon as possible     

Notes

*Festival hubbub: This doesn't translate at all. Fight at a festival is not appropriate to use, as what this means is to create a noise like a festival, when it's not actually one. Kzy follows this up by saying "Wasshoi, Wasshoi", which is the chant that the men carrying the portable shrines at festivals make.

Translated from Pro Wrestling DX

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