Collection of Misawa's erotic remarks

"I'm not a lewd person, I'm an erotic person." (This gets even worse when he said that Takashi Sugiura was worse than him!)

*If you are someone who is easily offended by sexual innuendo, then please stop reading here. Anyone who isn't, don't say I didn't warn you...this is a collection of some of why he was eventually banned from appearing TV shows outside of Noah by Noah management.*

- "Shiga's is huge, right?"

- "I'm not an alien with boobs"

- "When I woke up in the morning and saw it deflated, I thought, "I'm old"

- "He's gone to a strip club" (said to Kotaro Suzuki's mother)

- "If he can fuck in the missionary position, then he's healed" (said about Kenta Kobashi on a live Samurai broadcast)

- Told a female announcer who wanted to touch his pectoral muscles, that she "couldn't go down". She went bright red.

- When Kenta Kobashi was hospitalized with cancer, Misawa told everyone in the company not to bring him exercise equipment, but to bring him a weekly erotic magazine and pornography, because he thought Kobashi might be lonely. 

- "Have you guys fucked yet?", Misawa when a couple asked him for an autograph or a handshake. 

- "Hey, come here. How about this photo book for tonight's wank?" - Misawa to Yoshinobu Kanemaru, when an gravure idol bought her photobook to the All Japan dojo

- Was asked if he wanted to be "thick and long as a wrestler" (this basically means to live long), Misawa punned and said "Living long is better for men".

- Misawa, who was wearing shorts was complimented on them, he said "The inside of them is even better".

- Yoshihiro Takayama called him "The Erotic President".

- "Well, I guess it's better to take your clothes off yourself, than have someone else take them off, but I like taking them off!" (Misawa about when he stopped being Tiger Mask II)

- "Vader's pants stink" (Vader was notorious for his lack of hygiene, but Misawa said that Stan Hansen stunk too.)

Then one infamous evening, Misawa called Kenta Kobashi from a late night radio show. Kobashi, awakened by the phone, went running to answer it. 

MISAWA (on hearing him pant): What were you doing just now?

KOBASHI: I was sleeping

MISAWA: Eh? You were whipping it out? 

KOBASHI: No, I was sleeping!

MISAWA: I see, you whipped it out.

KOBASHI: No, it's not like that, right. I was sleeping!

This isn't a rude story, but it's a very sweet one, without telling anyone, he went to see a child who was in hospital, who was very ill and had written a letter to him. Misawa visited armed with sweets.