(NOAH) POST MATCH PROMOS: SUNNY VOYAGE 2024 (Kobe Sanbo Hall, Sunday May 26th)

TITUS ALEXANDER 

(Dabbing his bloody nose) "This is the price you have to pay to win. I've said this since the first time I came to Noah. I don't know what's going to happen next, but I'm ready for any fight. If anyone thinks that Titus Alexander can't win, then he's not just crazy, he's an idiot!"

TEAM NOAH (GO SHIOZAKI & MOHAMMED YONE)

SHIOZAKI: Thank you very much

YONE: Thank you. Total victory. There is no doubt that Go Shiozaki's strong arm won the day. We are pushing forward each day without being complacent, that's TEAM NOAH. 

SHIOZAKI: TEAM NOAH wouldn't be TEAM NOAH if a single person was missing, so I think we were able to show everyone's soul today.

NAOMICHI MARUFUJI & TAKASHI SUGIURA

MARUFUJI: Let's go!

SUGIURA: Let's go!

Q: The champion team acknowledged? 

MARUFUJI: The quality of their matches are amazing, and they respect and love Japanese pro wrestling and Noah, so that's why I want to do it. Like I said in the ring, I'm going to take the belt, and I would like to take it with Sugiura-san. But there is one problem, and that is whether I can do my best. Sugi-san doesn't have a problem, it's just I don't know if I can do my best.

SUGIURA: Enough of them, right? You must be getting tired of them, so we will go and take the belts in one go. I don't know what to say. I'm getting irritated by matches that appeal to the audience so much, so I'll end it right away.

JAKE LEE

"First of all Ulka Sasaki, you're really exciting, and I have been watching you a lot since my mixed martial arts days, so I think you probably look really good to me right now. I'm sure that not only Ulka Sasaki but other wrestlers feel the same way, so that's why I'm proudly promoting this first-ever ALL TOGETHER main event as a single. That's the common sense in the professional wrestling world. It might be a trigger to change."

GOOD LOOKING GUYS (YO-HEY & TADASUKE)

YO-HEY: Well, a lot of things have happened, but lets start with today's match. As you can see, we defeated Atsushi Kotoge and Hi69, and achieved our seventh defense. Tadasuke, thank you for today. Tadasuke's assist was reassuring. One thing I can say about today's match, is that we don't know if our opponents have any ambitions, and we have a big ambition to break the record for the most defenses. When we break it, Tadasuke will sing a song. I think that difference came out in the match. Also, the next challenge has been announced by Shuji Kondo and Eita, but just like Tadasuke said, look at Shuji Kondo. This is his third attempt. Shuji Kondo has challenged for the GHC Junior tag belts three times. Do you know what I am trying to say? That is how much we are increasing the value of the belt. I will say this over and over again; no matter who comes our way, with the strong bond between Tadasuke and I, we will defeat them both. Let's get closer to the 8th defense. Three more to go, Tadasuke.

TADASUKE: Ah

YO-HEY: Thank you for today too

TADASUKE: Thank you

YO-HEY: Three more times. Let's make history.

EITA & SHUJI KONDO

EITA: Wow, you've defended your championship seven times? You've defended yourself seven times with a face like that, isn't that why you're looked down on? The next challengers are Kondo here and Eita from Pro Wrestling Noah. (To Kondo) Right? Also, as Tadasuke said, isn't that too much of a challenge, right? 

KONDO: How many times now? 

EITA: This is the third attempt. That's a lot, isn't it?

KONDO: Those two are juniors, you are also my junior. You are third, you dolt.

*KONDO leaves*

EITA: Well, look, I'm going to show you the difference in level. Also, Tadasuke, it has come to my mind that you are a champion, right? The junior tag team champion, right? You can't use such filthy language in the ring*, your level will drop even more. Like I said, I'll make you eat your words. 

*Tadasuke used the Kansai phrase "I'm going to stick my fingers up your ass, and make your teeth chatter" when Eita and Kondo made the challenge. This is kind of a semi vulgar phrase, (normally used by kids which stems from a manga), which could be translated into something like "I'm going to kick your ass so bad, your teeth will feel it", but basically it's threat to beat someone up. Naturally, Sugi repeated it on social media to Jack Morris and Anthony Green.  

ALL REBELLION (KAITO KIYOMIYA & KENOH)

KIYOMIYA: Even though ALL REBELLION achieved their first victory today, we still have a long way to go. Ryohei Oiwa, what are you going to do now that the puzzle is broken? The pieces of the puzzle are still not broken for each of us, so we will continue to make it as many times as we like, and push foward. And GABE! We are getting closer to June 9th at Korakuen. This isn't going to be a pre match for the Yokohama BUNTAI! HEY, GABE! I'm going to break your neck!

KENOH: Uh, for some reason Gabe was watching me on the Kenoh channel on X yesterday, and was like...uh...is it okay to show this? (*holds up the middle fingers of both hands*). He did this. Hey, Gabe! Stop being so vulgar! And Gabe, stop stealing the belts of other peoples promotions! First Gabe, it's the 9th June at Korakuen, but as you can see from our Kiyomiya, it might all be over on the 9th.

*Note

Evidently Kenoh either didn't mind, or didn't notice, that Gabe said he looked like Toad from Super Mario (and called him a clown and a Mushroom Head)! Previously, Gabe said he had no idea who Kenoh was.

F.Y.I: "Tryina act hard" is slang for trying to act tough. 

Translated from Noah.co.jp

Picture credits: Noah.co.jp