(NOAH) "Donmai, Donmai" Mitsuharu Misawa's diary ~ 30th November 2007

30TH NOVEMBER 2007

Cheers!

This is Misawa who was trying to have toilet sex at a bar.

Oh, that wasn't me...

After that, Misawa was making out with a friend.

Oh, that wasn't me either...

Misawa has a bigger dick than most people

Oh, that wasn't me either.

This time, Navi went to Hokkaido. I don't mind going to Hokkaido, even if the journey is long, but this time it was tough because of the record snowfall in November. First, we left the hotel in Aomori at 6:15 in the morning and arrived in Hakodate after 11:00. Then we drove through heavy snow* and arrived at the hotel in Asahikawa after 9:00 at night, so the journey took fifteen hours! It took a long time. Oh, by the way, I ate at the ferry terminal, but I'll leave out the little bit of trivia that the restaurants at ferry terminals have been open twenty-four hours a day for a long time. The next day, after the match in Hamatonbetsu*, we got to the hotel in Sapporo at midnight. You might think it's surprisingly early, but the show was at 4pm, so it wasn't early at all... Outside my window, it was snowing and there were no people walking around. I guess I was more tired from the travel than the match this time in Hokkaido. But thank you to everyone who came to the venue to support us in such bad weather. Both Kotaro and Ricky did their best in the junior tag match held in Sapporo, despite the difficult situation of Ricky's injury, but the belts went to another promotion. I hope that not only the two of them, but also the junior wrestlers will be inspired by this result. 

Now, shall we move on to the story of Shuhei's ideal Christmas? An amusement park. Personally, I love amusement parks, but I think it would be embarrassing to be having fun at an amusement park at my age, so maybe I won't go. People often ask me, "Misawa-san, are you okay with roller coasters?" but I love roller coasters. I enjoy the tingling in my crotch when I fall from a high place on a roller coaster. I should mention that I don't feel tingly at all when I jump from the top rope, so just to be on the safe side, so I'll say this just in case some of you feel it hurts.) But Shuhei is like, "A romantic Christmas at an amusement park." I don't think you should expect romance in a place where children have fun. 

So(?) in answer to Shuhei's question, my favorite Christmas song is Hamada Shogo's "MIDNIGHT FLIGHT - Alone Christmas - Eve". Basically, all of Shogo Hamada's songs are my favorite (I've been a fan for a long time! <--- I think those who read other wrestlers diaries will understand what I mean). It's a Christmas song, but a sad song, and not a happy ending. Well, people go through hardships, learn, meet new love, and then they can become happy by thinking "I don't want to feel sad anymore" (but life isn't that easy). There are events Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve, and around Christmas everything getsb crowded, so I think it would be better to go on a date after the New Year's holidays when things have calmed down. That is, if you have a partner... I have a feeling we'll be drinking together again this year...

Finally, Aoki, (who has recently been wearing a hairstyle that seems to be very bad for his roots)*, how do you spend the New Year holidays every year? What are your plans for this year? I'd like to know. 

So, the final Budokan show of the year is fast approaching. Not only Kobashi who will be making his return, but all the other wrestlers will be looking forward to the event. Thank you for your support. 

This was Misawa. That's all for now. See you in two weeks! 

Notes

(No. I don't know, or want to know, what his opening lines were about or what he was referring to, but get used to them as he continues this, and somehow manages to get even more blue....yeah, this is why he was banned from television.)

Hamatonbetsu: A small town in the far Northern tip of Hokkaido. 

Noah bus: When the old bus was retired in 2020, it had seen nineteen years of service, and clocked up 656691 miles in total. 

Aoki's hair: I think this was when he chopped off his curls, and dyed his cropped hair blonde.