(NOAH) : POST MATCH PROMOS SUNNY VOYAGE 2024 (Saturday February 17th, G Messe Gunma Main Hall, Gunma)

DAGA

"Geez, I'm sick of this. Why aren't there any challengers? Is everyone afraid of me because I'm the greatest champion? I'm the one who decides the rules for the juniors. Don't the Noah juniors want this belt? If so, try and take it."

LOS GOLPEADORES (Dragon Bane & Alpha Wolf)

WOLF: We won again in Noah! Today we defeated Ninja. Los Golpeadores will win the Victory Challenge Tag League. We are from Mexico...

BANE: ..and we want to get the belt and spread our wings across the world 

WOLF: GHC Heavyweight belt, Los Golpeadores 

DAIKI INABA

"It's almost time for the tag league, and to get to the top of Noah, I can't lose. It's almost here. I'm getting stronger and stronger, I'm getting better and better, and, assholes, I'm gonna keep going and win the tag league."

KENOH & YU OWADA

KENOH: HEY! Not yet, right? I'm really trying to make this guy win the VC Tag League. HEY! OWADA (claps him on the back) Not yet, right? Don't give up, we're going to win. 

OWADA: Yes

KENOH: There are quite a few chances, so let's go, Owada! 

REAL (Saxon "Big Sax" Huxley and Timothy "Big Tim" Thatcher)

THATCHER: Victory Challenge Tag League...which team is everyone scared of? 

SAXON: Saxon & Thatcher!

THATCHER: Which team will block everyone's path to victory? 

SAXON: Big Tim & Big Sax!

THATCHER: Which team will win the Victory Challenge? 

SAXON: REAL!

THATCHER: We are the ones who will win! 

*The two of them bounce backstage going "Oi!Oi!Oi!"*

GOOD LOOKING GUYS 

JACK MORRIS: The GLG vs GLG pre match is over, and Anthony Green and I will be having the GHC National Championship match at Korakuen Hall on Friday. We will step into the ring as friends, or rather, as brothers, but I firmly intend to demonstrate the authority of this belt to AG, by focusing on business like a professional

*Anthony Green walks in*

ANTHONY GREEN: Your kick to the mouth put me in danger today, but thanks to you, I'm even more excited for our first single on Friday. 

*They fist bump and Green leaves*

JAKE: It's next Friday, so please come to Korakuen. If it's difficult, please watch on ABEMA...or maybe WrestleUniverse.

EITA & HAYATA 

(They walk in with microphones in hand) 

EITA: Hey look, a microphone. We won the pre matches in Yokohama and today here in Gunma. It's easy. Just because we are the faces of the Noah Juniors, it doesn't matter whether we are individually strong or not. Tag teams are successful because of their individual strength. 1+1 equals 2. Listen up, that junior tag belt is rusty. It's rust on rust. On February 23rd at Korakuen, we'll put on those belts, and you know what? You get it, right? We're going to sing the full chorus of "Azusa No.2", so guys, get your penlights ready. Okay?

HAYATA: Easy victory

GOOD LOOKING GUYS (YO-HEY & Tadasuke)

YO-HEY: Damn, it's no good. It's utterly useless (sits down). Damn. Nothing good came out of the pre matches, and to be honest, I was confident that with the strength of myself and Taddy, we could win, no matter how strong our opponents, HAYATA & Eita were, but I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Taddy. 

TADASUKE: No, I'm to blame too. 

YO-HEY: I feel weak, and my heart is pounding. I'm sorry that I can't say anything that makes me feel confident that I can defeat those two.

(He leans on Tadasuke and they go backstage) 

MANABU SOYA

"To me the Tag League has already started. Today was a four on four eight man tag, but when you get into the ring, all you can see is who you are going to fight in the tag league. Today, my partner, Kondo-san might be busy with his financiers* today, but Kondo-san and I are IBU*, so there is no need to worry.

Note

Financiers: Patisserie, French pastry. When he was in Kongoh everyone except for Tadasuke got one.

IBU: International Budo University

KAITO KIYOMIYA & RYOHEI OIWA

OIWA: As Kaito-san said in the ring earlier, the two who will win the tag league, will be us. 

KIYOMIYA: Yes, we will win the league, challenge for the championship and grab the win. The name of this tag league is "Challenge", I think that is a key. Even if things you do by yourself don't go well, things might go well if Ryohei and I take on the challenge together. Let's challenge ourselves in a different way, and improve our teamwork as we head towards the opening match of the league. 

OIWA: Yes, thank you! (He and Kiyomiya shake hands) 

ULKA SASAKI

"Shit, Sugiura-san was pinned, shit. I know he's a strong wrestler, because I've been on the receiving end quite a few times. Even before the league started, I was taking things match by match. I was trying to make it really important, but I couldn't help but think of the tag league. Kiyomiya and Oiwa looked really fresh today, and we faced each other today and felt even more fired up. I'm going to have a great time with Sugiura-san in the tag league, so please look forward to it."

Translated from Noah.co.jp

Picture credits: Noah.co.jp