(NOAH) "Donmai, Donmai" ~ Mitsuharu Misawa's diary ~ 14th December 2007

Cheers!

This is Misawa, who was rock hard after being kissed by Danshoku Dieno.

....Oh, that wasn't me either. I'm bringing up something from two weeks ago. If you don't understand, please refer to the diary entry dated November 30th*. Even so, why is it written "立つ" instead of "勃つ", Misawa thinks it is strange*

Enough with the introduction. 

Many fans came to Kobashi's comeback match at the Budokan on December 2nd. Thank you very much. By the way, I thought it would take twice as long to get in on the day, but it went surprisingly smoothly. It was a surprise for him. I think that receiving the support of so many fans has given him energy for the future. I would like to thank you all* on behalf of Kobashi-kun*. Even though it's been almost ten days since the match ended, I still have pain all over my body, including my side where Kobashi's head hit me in the finish, and I'm reminded that this was his return match. 

Huh? 

It seems that this entry will finish on a serious note, but I can hear a voice in my head saying, "Is this a serious version?" I'm not saying this is the reason, but I've been wondering about this. I only found out after the commotion was over, but last weekend Hong Kong was in an uproar over the news that Sammo Hung Kam-Bo had passed away. I love Sammo Hung Kam-Bo, he's a big guy who can move and he's fun to watch, but his action is beyond that level. Luckily it was a misunderstanding, but in the news, they said that his close friend Jackie Chan had called him from Tokyo where he was working, so Jackie Chan was in Tokyo. Maybe he comes here often because it's close, but as a Jackie fan, this is also good news. 

Now, this may seem a bit sudden, but I would like to talk about Aoki's diary. 

You defecated outdoors, in a snowstorm!!!

When the snow melts, it dries and turns white, but I don't know if that's good for the earth or not (*grin*). Did you wipe your ass properly? If you washed your ass with snow, that's impressive. But there's something sad about watching the first sunrise alone*. 

Aoki's question was "What do you enjoy during the New Year?" What is it? When I was a kid, I was happy to receive New Year's money, but now I'm the one giving it, so I don't have that much fun, and I don't watch the Red and White Song Contest* that much either (sorry), so I guess the best thing is that there won't be many people in Tokyo, and there won't be much traffic either. I'm sure it would be lonely if I was really alone like in Will Smith's movie. Oh, I'm sure that movie has something that haunts you at night, right? I think I saw a similar movie a long time ago, but that movie was about a mutant attacking the viewer. I wonder if anyone remembers? I want to see the upcoming Will Smith movie, but why is he alone? That's the setting point they used to say. I'm getting off topic. I'm looking forward to the fact that there are fewer people around and it's more relaxed during New Year's. I'm not saying there's anything different about it, but it's nice to drink in a place that somehow feels more relaxed. I've been talking about New Year's first, so I've jumped ahead a bit, but now I'd like to talk about Christmas. Since Christmas is coming up soon, I have a question for Shio: If you had a girlfriend, imagine your ideal Christmas and write about it.

So everyone, I'll see you once more in this diary for this year.

Till then, farewell!  

Notes

November 30th: There is no help for you there. 

Kanji: This doesn't translate well as "勃つ" is a colloquium of "勃つ", the former reads "stand" or "erect", while the latter is "to have an erection". I thought it was better to leave the kanji in to explain better. 

Thank you all: Misawa wrote this in honorific kanji. 

Kobashi-kun: It is unusual at this time to hear Kobashi called this, but he was Misawa's junior. Kobashi would call him "Oniisan", which means "Older Brother". 

First sunrise: This indicates that this charming little story took place on New Year. 

NHK Red and White Song Contest: Also ironically known as the "All Japan Red Singing Star Singing Contest" in Hong Kong, this is a special New Years Eve show where men and women compete against each other