NOAH WEEKLY NEWSLETTER VOL.181 ~ 29TH JULY 2022


NEWS

Seiki Yoshioka joins the Noah Junior Regulars
Following a singles match with Daisuke Harada at "STAR NAVIGATION 2022" (July 21st, Korakuen Hall), Seiki Yoshioka took Harada up on his offer to join the Noah Junior Regulars. Yoshioka explained his decision as he had tried to get the GHC Junior Heavyweight belt by himself and had failed, so now he was going to try getting it working in tandem with people he had never teamed with before. 
When it came to meet his new teammates, not everyone was initially happy with Daisuke Harada's decision. Alejandro had no issue with it, Atsushi Kotoge put the past behind them and shook hands, but YO-HEY was a little more cautious, and naturally the same went for Seiki Yoshioka.


To set the scene for newer fans, Yoshioka and YO-HEY were in a unit called FULL THROTTLE together, which fell apart when Yoshioka kicked YO-HEY in the head and turned on the unit saying that expressions such as "Perron" (YO-HEY) and "Mui Bien" (Hajime Ohara) weren't going to get him to the top of the Noah Juniors and after kicking Hajime Ohara down, he joined with his old friends in STINGER. Since then, he and YO-HEY have been enemies. YO-HEY later said that Harada had made a decision, and basically he would abide by it and see how it went. The ice was broken a little at the Noah Junior Twitter Space, and again the next day at their second one (Noah seemed intent on replaying the first interview), but being in the ring and tagging together is the real show your true intentions as far as the Noah Juniors go, and this is precisely what is going to happen on the 29th July when YO-HEY, Seiki Yoshioka and Daisuke Harada team together against STINGER. Yuya Susumu is not impressed by Yoshioka's decision, asking if this is the path he chose on leaving them? 


STINGER vs Perros Del Mal; A Tale of Two Tag Belts
Since Eita stole Yoshinari Ogawa's tag belt, Ogawa has been on a long and fruitless quest to get it back. He almost succeeded at Korakuen Hall on the 22nd July, when he snatched the belt and went backstage during the match (leading to an unintentional but typical slightly funny moment of Yuya Susumu having to be the responsible one and sort things out), but PERROS chased him and grabbed the belt back. In the ring, Yoshinari Ogawa was taped to the ropes and forced to watch young Kai Fujimura forced to submit. HAYATA saved Ogawa from being beaten down by running into the ring and making PERROS scatter. Backstage, another fight broke out when Ogawa threw a plastic water bottle at PERROS and attempted to get the belt back. Eita declared it was his, and ran off with NOSAWA, as he clutched the belt to him. In fury, Ogawa threw a steel barrier. Fortunately, the other tag belt is safely in Chris Ridgeway's possession. Eita warned him not to come back too quickly, he's having too much fun beating up Ogawa. 

"Not Misawa or Mutoh"
Kaito Kiyomiya says that despite the "Three Sacred Treasures" (as the Japanese sports press have named Keiji Mutoh's gifts of The Shining Wizard. The Figure Four and The Dragon Screw), Kiyomiya at the moment has no intention of using them. He is grateful to Mutoh, but during the N-1 he wants to win as himself and find a move that is uniquely his. Kiyomiya believes that this final task from Keiji Mutoh, is Mutoh's final gift to him. 

Shuji Kondo's mind games
Shuji Kondo declared that he would defeat HAYATA by using mind games. However, after their last pre match at Korakuen Hall on the 22nd July where Kondo had basically side stepped HAYATA, no sold him and then was not where HAYATA had anticipated he would be, HAYATA played his own mind games by offering Kondo a handshake and then attacking him, dodging Kondo he slid out of the ring and growled on the mic, "To be continued, August 8th, Korakuen Hall". 

N-1 VICTORY battlelines drawn up
The heavyweights are gearing up for the N-1 VICTORY, which means they go slightly wild like their junior counterparts. 
Katsuhiko Nakajima says this will be his summer, and has already sparked with Kaito Kiyomiya, defeating him and throwing him from the ring at the last Korakuen. 
Kenoh says he is aiming for Kazuyuki Fujita to avenge his GHC National loss, and of course to rid Noah of what he terms "the old men". Kenoh has also renamed the N-1, the K-1 as he believes it will come down to Masakatsu Funaki (GHC National Champion), Katsuhiko Nakajima (the winner of the league the past two years) and himself (the GHC Heavyweight Champion). Kenoh says he will win. 
Go Shiozaki is aiming for Satoshi Kojima
Satoshi Kojima is looking to create his own record and be the first person to win a Grand Slam in league matches in New Japan, Noah and All Japan.

OPEN THE TRIANGLEGATE Update
Perros Del Mal De Japon retained the titles against HIGH END on July 21st, and have been challenged by M3K. This match will take place in DragonGate. However, NOSAWA Rongai has challenged YAMATO to a singles match which will take place in Noah. 

ELSEWHERE IN NOAH
- Mohammed Yone said in a recent interview that before matches, he pumps up his 'fro by about 10cm
- Pec flexing seems to have become a competition in Noah as Satoshi Kojima does it with Kenoh and Katsuhiko Nakajima doing it in matches, and Kaito Kiyomiya demonstrating it to the crowd at one of the recent fan events. 
- Katsuhiko Nakajima was asked if he where to have a girlfriend among the Noah roster, who would it be? He said it would be himself. 
- Noah will go back to selling full seating for venues in September
- Fans are wondering when HAYATA is going to start talking like Kenoh!
- NOSAWA asked Masaaki Mochizuki (52), who was dressed in the baggy pants, t-shirts, shades and varsity jackets and floppy blonde hair reminiscent of 90s college boys, if he was a little old to be dressing that way? He added that Ryoto (Mochizuki's son) didn't really want to be dressing that way either. 


- KENTA wrote in his biography a funny/embarrassing incident that took place in Hakodate when he and Kenta Kobashi were eating with some locals. Kobashi asked KENTA who was his favorite in a local band called "Judy and Mary", did he like "Judy" or did he like "Mary". While the locals suppressed their giggles as the band is a four piece and not a duo like Kobashi thought, KENTA (who himself was turning red at Kobashi trying to be hip) saved him further embarrassment and said "Judy". It is probably better that Kobashi did not ask Jun Akiyama...

Another KENTA story was when he was injured during training for his debut due to an elbow to face by Makoto Hashi. Concerned, Mitsuharu Misawa came over and tilted KENTA'S head up to look. KENTA said he forgot the pain in his nose, as he was more worried about Misawa kissing him.

EVENT RECAPS AND POST MATCH INTERVIEWS

STAR NAVIGATION 2022 (Thursday July 21st, Korakuen Hall)

STAR NAVIGATION 2022 (Friday July 22nd, Korakuen Hall)

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

GHC Heavyweight Champion: Kenoh
Challenger: TBA

GHC Junior Champion: HAYATA
Challenger: Shuji Kondo
"DEPARTURE 2022", 5th August, Korakuen Hall

Challengers: TBA

Challengers: Perros Del Mal De Japon (Eita & Kotaro Suzuki)
Postponed, replacement date to be advised 

GHC National Champion: Masakatsu Funaki
Challenger: TBA

THIS WEEK IN NOAH

SUNNY VOYAGE 2022
Saturday, July 30th
Venue: Act City Hamamatsu, Shizuoka
Start: 18:00 JST
Broadcast: WrestleUniverse (broadcast on Tuesday 2nd August from 18:00 JST)

MIDSUMMER CLASH 2022
Sunday, July 31st
Venue: Ishikawa Industrial Exhibition Hall No. 3, Ishikawa
Start: 16:00
Broadcast: WrestleUniverse (broadcast on Wednesday 3rd August from 18:00 JST)

DEPARTURE 2022
Friday, August 5th
Start time: 18:30 JST
Venue: Korakuen Hall
Broadcast: WrestleUniverse (Live)

DEPARTURE celebrates Noah's birthday, which means that this year, Noah will turn twenty two. Each year Noah reaches this point is a miracle given the turbulent history of the promotion. Mitsuharu Misawa gave Noah's first ever show this name as a way of sticking up two fingers to All Japan as he had walked out with three of The Four Pillars, half of the roster, and most of their young talent, referees, office staff and eventually Noah would even take All Japan's TV spot.  

LINKS
AKITOSHI SAITO'S N-1 EVALUATION

BOOK CORNER
"DONMAI, DONMAI" - Mitsuharu Misawa's diary

With thanks to: Metal Noah
GIF taken from WrestleUniverse

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